Okay, since *everyone's* fillin out this old, dumb survey, I decided to fill it out for myself. *But*, after I was finished, I realized just what a waste of time it was. >.< Oh well, I haven't blogged in a while anywayz. Not that anyone cares.........hmph.
Name: Claire
Nicknames: Yukari, “You’re so funny”, meanie, baby-hater, bitch, refuck fuckface to the max. -_- (thx aimée and meghan) What did I do to get all these damn nicknames?
Birth date: September 02, 1985
Birthplace: Oshawa, ONT. I swear I always thought my parents were just mispronouncing Ottawa when I was younger. >.<
Height: 5’5” or 5’6” Haven’t measured myself! Don't plan to either!
Hair colour: DARK Brown! Not black, people! And I haven’t dyed it once in my life!
Wanted hair color (if any): Copper Red, or any other dark shade of red. And I mean dark
Eye colour: Brown. BORING!
Parents: Bitchy-but-huggable mom and strict-but-lovable dad.
Siblings: One fuckin annoying son-of-a-bitch younger brother that is a total retard at home and tries to act all kewl in public.
Pets: None. My parents won’t let me have any! I want a kitty!! *cries* Here kitty kitty kitty!
Favourites...
Actor: I watch movies, but I don’t bother to pay attention to the actual names of the actors.
Actress: Read above
Animal: Leopards! There so kewl!
Band & Artist: Anything that sounds kewl to me. I doubt you want me to name them all
Book: I am illiterate, sue me. j/k!
Candy: Uh…..skittles! *peeks at Mary*
Colour: Dark Red, Black, Silver, Baby Blue and Pink. I used to despise pink.
Day: Saturday! Nearly everything’s still open and there ain’t no school to interrupt!
Drink: Frutopia’s Strawberry Passion Awareness
Food: Rice. It’s the only food I *don’t* get sick of.
Game: Board games, online games, what games?!?! Ah well, I say monopoly! hee hee, gotta luv ma money. Even if it’s fake.
Gum: Raspberry Trident. Tastes good and fights cavities!
Jewel: Anything that looks pretty and expensive
Month: September! Well, this september anywayz, cuz I’m turning 16!
Movie: Save the Last Dance and Bring it On, I guess. I luv’d the cheers. Whee!
Scent: Any light fruit-scented…..well, scent!
Season: All seasons have at least *one* thing that bothers me! I’m too picky. I wish there was a season called Sprumautter. It’s a mix of all the seasons. Heh.
Song: Tears (live) – X-Japan. I just said that cuz I’m listening to it since, 1) Gemini had it on her disk, 2) Zephyr told me it was sadder than the recorded fixed-up version, 3) I like X-Japan. hee hee
Choices...
Cat or dog?: I'm an animal-luver, and I like both catz/dogs. But i'd hafta say cat cuz they're *so* adorable when they're little!
Chocolate or white chocolate?: Blah…..I can maybe finish one bar of chocolate if I’m lucky. So neither.
Cherry or strawberry?: Strawberry
Day or night?: Night, cuz everything looks so much kewler then.
Emerald or Ruby?: Um…..Ruby! *huggles Jen*
Gold or silver?: Silver silver silver! I want a silver car!
Hot or cold?: I’m up for both, actually.
Incense or candles?: Candles, they’re prettier and they smell much better. Forget the romance crap, I’m just in it for the fire.
Is it soda or pop?: What retard came up with “soda”? It’s called pop, people!
Loud music or soft music?: Both. Depends on my mood. If I’m pissed off, I want loud (really loud) music. If I’m feeling suicidal, I want slow, sad music to cry myself out.
Love or hate?: Hate. My chibi devil conquers me. Sorry peeps! My conscience ran away from me when I was little. It got scared. Really scared.
Love or lust?: What everyone else says, love with lust. Who wants to get fucked by someone they don't like and not have sex with someone they love?
Make up or natural?: I’m a natural girl in a barbie world. =P
Pencil or pen?: Does it matter? Both remind me of school. Ugh
PIE?!: What the hell is wrong with you?
Summer or Winter?: Summer, cuz of summer vacation! YEAH!
Spring or Autumn?: Spring! You don’t gotta rake up leaves then!
Other stuff...
Do you want to / do you go to college?: I’m goin to university, dammit. It’s better than dumb old college for retards. Oops, no offense.
Do you believe you have a soul mate (and if so, do you think you've met them)?: Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. If I do, I definitely haven’t met him.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No. People can’t just look at someone for the first time and go “Oh, he/she is the person I’ll luv for the rest of my life!”
Do you want to get married?: Yep. But I get this uneasy feeling that’ll never happen. *hums the wedding tune thoughtfully*
Do you believe in astrology?: No, one prophecy can’t apply to everyone that falls under that category.
Do you think dreams come true?: Depends. If it’s actual dreams where you strive to get it, yes. If it’s something like a giant cockroach chasing you to the local plaza centre in the middle of the night, no. Wanna know what my other dreams are like?! -_-
Have you ever witnessed a crime?: No. I must be like a safety thingy cuz nothing ever happens when I’m around. Frig
Have you ever committed a crime?: I stole a pack of balloons. Please forgive me! Oh God, be merciful!
If you could meet anyone right now, who would it be?: Satan, I need some advice on some things.
If you could throw a party and invite anyone you want to, who would they be?: All ma friends! I don’t care about famous people. I bet all they’d do is complain about the lack of service.
Several acquaintances or one best friend?: Um……I’d say one best friend.
What do you notice first about the opposite sex?: Hair and facial features.
What was the last CD(s) you bought?: You *don’t* want to know. Please don’t make me say it! No….NoOoOo!!!!!
What was the last movie you saw in a theater?: Save the Last Dance. That movie was so sad! *sniffle*
What bands / artists would you kill to see live?: Ooh, the killing part's tempting, but I have no one in mind that I would like to see right now.
What do you think of the person that you stole this from?: lol, Gemini? She’s a psychotic freak and she scares me. o.0 But we all luv her. ^-^
If the survey posted above scares you, please leave quietly now. Also, refrain yourself from calling the mental institution. There is no use. NO FREAKIN USE, I TELL YA!
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name?
chosen: Zephyr given: Laurie ._.;
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Uh... Jeremy? I like that name.
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?
No, it's much too confusing and I'd give them an original name.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
Probably Aimée. She has no probably with people mispronouncing it.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
They call me Laura. >_< It's LAURIE!
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
Um, I'd probably just go by Zephyr. ^^;
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Yups.
(8) Do you think God has a gender?
Well, I'm used to thinking God of as male...that's just my view.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?
Science cannot explain religion.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion?
I'm Christian so I can't right well say I don't believe in it.
(11) Where do you think we go when we die?
Heaven, unless you suck. Then you go to Hell.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?
Not really. I'm more trying to shove my brother out of the compy room. @@;
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?
Pretty easy.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?
All of my friends make me laugh, that is the absolute truth of the matter!
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?
Well, if the butt of the jokes are around, I won't. But sometimes, I have to just laugh. Unless it's stupid.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?
Rarely. I hear jokes, not tell.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
"Do you have the time?" "Is somebody singing?" "Congratulations...Rick."
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
@@ Um, I write/say funny things, I suppose. But I don't remember any.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
I dance even when they *are* there so, that explains *that*
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
Hm..."Brand New Day" by Sting
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
Some Dir en Grey songs, because of some sucky translations out on the Net. >_<;
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?
I frickin' have a radio station inside my brain!! O_o;;
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
"Superman's Dead" - Our Lady Peace
"Carnival" - OLP
"Automatic Flowers" - OLP
"Trigger Happy Jack" - Poe
"4am" - OLP
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
I'm not sure.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
Still not sure.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?
I know that there are some but I can't think of any. >_<
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
No, because I still want to see "Scary Movie 2" ^^;
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
Those fuzzy, nubby bear-things in the forest...? Wooga-Woogas? o_0;;
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
Um, j-rock ones! ~_~
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
Big-boobed, blonde-bleached bimbo movies. >_< They disgust me. Movies with no plot but pretty women sicken me.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
Taste, duh. I'm no Richard Simmons.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Processed. ^^;
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
Um, I like plastic cheese? @@;
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
I'm not sure. Depends on how good it tastes, I could possibly forget the ingredients.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
Not really. Pork, roast beef and all that fatty meat is yucky because of the taste. Not where it came from. I'm off topic. ^_^;
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC?
PC. I had a Mac once and it sucked. But hey. ^.^ It's all good.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
I don't care about the interior of my compy...just as long as it runs quickly and swiftly and carries all my piccies, I'm one happy camper!!
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
I love writing in IMs and insulting those who annoy me, but I like IRL interaction more.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
In IMs, I'm snappier and quicker. I'm more of a ditz IRL but not too different.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
Never bought nothin', yet. I'm planning on purchasing a DeG CD sometime in June.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
Sometimes I do, so I can skip the bleeding and cramping and crying and the tidal waves of emotions. ^^;
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?
The way they can look at you, and your day just brightened. ^_^
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?
The spit-filled ones. I don't mind once or twice but every second! Ugh!
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?
They way they can show no emotions at times.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?
Duh. Well, nowadays, anyway. While I'm still a kitty-in-heat-teenaged girl, all my favourite movies have hotties in them. Almost. ^_~
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?
Toshiya, Heath Ledger
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?
Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Mana [*once*...woo! ^_^;;]
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?
Sandra Bullock, probably. She's got my somewhat-alike looks, I guess. *shrugs*
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?
Uh, that don't happen to me...o_0;
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?
Toshiya's. I wanna see if he's got the hots for any of his fellow band members. *g* I'm wicked.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?
...I've heard his name but no face comes to mind. So...no.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
Used to. Not anymore, though.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
Hmph. How dare you accuse me.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
I have a Social Security Number? I don't know if I do.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?
What's an IP address? a_a;;
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?
No.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
>_< Too many numbers.
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
@_@ YES!! Numbers suck.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
Not really; I don't think about numbers. They bore me.
(60) What do you think of pi?
3.14! Woo! Yay for grade nine math! ^_^;
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?
No.
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
A little awkward.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?
I prefer knowing a face and personality before settling down for an evening with them. So I know what to expect.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
I *could*. Names wouldn't hold me back, although how confusing it would be.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
Girls do it anyway. I don't prefer it for my own humanity. Yay for those with more confidence than me!
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Shallow.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Well, depends on how others see them for them to judge the physical looks. If you're romantically attracted, looks come last.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
How am I to know?
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
Pass.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?
Did I even notice? No!
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?
My dog. And this compy. Even though both aren't mine. >_< But I love them more than anybody.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
Toshiya! ^.^
(73) How badly do you want it?
Very, very bad. Rreow!
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?
Nope.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?
Well, I looked at the title and then the question and caught on. ^_^
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?
No. I love my mommy's Christmas tape. I know it off-by-heart and sing it sometimes whenever, ^_-
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?
I want to stop being older after university. Since I'm only 15 now, I have a long time to go, ^^
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
Ehh...the one year my mommy and I dressed up as fat old men. I was maybe...three?
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?
Last year, when I was a bunch of things put together.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
Birthdays, probably.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there?
Totchi-chan's b-day! ^.^;
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory?
Sucky.
(83) How good is your long-term memory?
Fairly good.
(84) What is your earliest memory?
When I was sitting on my living room floor with my brother, drawing with a lime-green crayon. My other brother was playing with Legos on a hideaway bed [he had chicken pox] and my mom was talking on the phone in the kitchen.
(85) What is your happiest memory?
Too many.
(86) What is your strangest memory?
After I got a needle, I *swear* I remember the Ninja Turtles standing around my hospital bed congratulating me. @@
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?
"Tank Girl", the movie.
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry?
Practically every sad movie. >_< I'm such a frickin' emotional personal!!
(89) What book makes/made you cry?
*shrugs* Not many. Maybe one book so far.
(90) What song makes/made you cry?
"Tears" - X Japan and others.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?
Gosh, too many things!! ^_^ I'm a jolly person!!
Taa-daa! ^^
