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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, August 11 * *
I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
*That* is so *my* song. XD XD
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:11:02 PM * * *
Listening: "Crawling" - Linkin Park
Reading: some Sweet Valley book :D
Consuming: my fingernails
Talking: Jordan
Where You At: Flash Boyfriend <<Pissed.Off. My father won't let Yukari come over tomorrow because he's all self-righteous with me. I misunderstood what he said, asked multiple times to be heard and explain. No, he wouldn't have that. Ripped the remote control from my hand and yelled at me. And me, being the easily-angered teenaged daughter, yelled back. I told him I hated him. "Live with it...deal with it" Man, was he impressed. So he told me to call Yu-chan and tell her she couldn't come over. He knocked on my door, I yelled at him to go away. Then we fought - with Yukari listening, mind you - for about ten second until I cried something to him that was literally dripping with sarcasm. Whep. All because he didn't want to listen to me explain myself. It was a frigging simple misunderstanding...he didn't realize it. Screw him. I'll just read tomorrow.
On the upside of tonight, I've been locked away in my room reading and binging on BBQ chips and listening to the crickets outside. And I've been getting it on with Max, my flash boyfriend whom I met through some site :D He's an art geek and can be quite pretentious when I'm "too flirty" with him ¬¬ What does he know? I've fallen for his dramatic flatmate, Felix, who is quite studly yet rather selfish. But hey, aren't we all. Yukari says I'm too involved with this dating game. -_-; Shut yer mouth, girl.^______^ Friggin right baby! I just got *another* e-mail from Max. *dances*
IndieEyes: Yo
IndieEyes: Yo?
IndieEyes: YO?
IndieEyes: YO?!
IndieEyes: Where's the love, yo?
Ib Half: Hi!
IndieEyes: YO! ^_^
Recommended Links:
Cheesy Thighs:Cute, funny and delightful site
A Little Blog of Hatred: Crude, brash but hilarious
CHEAP WHITE SOCKS 2001: Fear the mullet XD
antistar: This girl's unbelievably sexy, bold and I love her layouts
Haunted: Powerful site; she's so much like me it's freakish
VOLCANOGIRL:This girl, Sarah, rocks my world with her kickin' hair!
//sweet innocence//: Awesome layouts; awesome webmistress
cheapthrill.org: Her layouts always kick major, I love browsing this site for hours!
Just A Girl: Loads of content to surf through; lovahly graphics
I have more but I'm sleepy.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:51:21 AM * * *
* * * * Friday, August 10 * *
Listening to: "Jesus Was My Girl" - David Usher
Reading: Firefly Beach - Luanne Rice
Consuming: hour-old gum
Talking: None
My mom found out the blog. -___-; I feel like my private world online is completely blown. So I changed the URL. I mean, I just feel invaded and exposed for all my blogs. She asked why I go right down to what colour panties I wear ~_~ I couldn't answer - I didn't even know. Whatever...I usually blog about just stuff I do anyway...but *STILL*...laters. Yukari's probably coming over tomorrow. Then to Aimée's on Sunday, maybe. Busy weekend. Today's my reading day. >__< Crap! I have three hours until my room has to be clean or I'm grounded. ;-; I'm afraid of my room.
Eugh!! Last night, I stayed up until nearly two to watched Conan O'Brien to see Seann William Scott. ^_^ The commercial before he came on, I fell asleep. I'm *SUCH *A* *GEEK*!! ¬¬ I had to sit through stupid Helen Hunt and the stupid horny dog-puppet who made fun of Bon Jovi. Plus-side: I saw 2001 MTV Movie Awards. I loved them :D
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:58:09 PM * * *
* * * * Thursday, August 9 * *
Listening to: my fan beside me ;D
Wearing: huge blue plaid shorts, new cream Urban Life Systems cool tee, gray undies and a white lace bra
Talking: IbHalf
Consuming: A peach; orange juice
Today, Mommy and I went to the mall to shop. I bought this new shirt, my shoes, half of my needed school supplies and shtuffs. After shopping for four and a half hours, we decided that I should get my ears pierced at Hair Concepts 2000 in the mall. Then, we saw this guy shoplift! He walked right of the mall and we were watching him. Man, he knew we knew. You should've seen him *SWEAT* XD He was so obvious: he had this huge square tucked under his shirt ¬¬
We then drove to Burger King, then to the bank parking lot. We ate until Mommy went to go deposit some money or do bank-stuff. These two hot guys were walking down the street, I was in the car alone with the music blaring so I honked. ^_^v They turned around to see who was honking and I waved and grinned all flirty-like. =D They smiled back, kind of confusedly though. Mommy tells me guys check me out but I always deny it, since I never see it. It's flattering. She's like: "But the mother instinct rears its protective head when a forty-year old man checks you out" >_<
The only reason I'm online is in case Rae pops up. I want to talk to her. I tried calling Yu-chan today but nobody answered o_- Where were you, Yukariiiiiii???? You're always home >] Ah well. I gots, like, seven books to read. Wheee. I love the feeling of having books to read and time to read them.
On Sunday, I might go to Aimée's. Bah. I don't wanna wait that long. I'm going to call Yukari again to ask if she wants to come over not tomorrow, but Saturday. I want to read tomorrow. Depends if it's too hot. *Then* I'll invite her. XD LIKE YOU CARE.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:32:00 PM * * *
I got my ears pierced!! ^__^ It hurt and stung for a little bit but I did it. Next step: earrings all up the ears [Mommy's thinking it over] and a tattoo. Shove over, good little girl. >D Plus, I went shopping all day today and I got a new preddie t-shirt. L.A. Express is closing its door and saying goodbye ;-; I got Mary Jane school shoes and...what else? Oh, a Hello Kitty pencil pouch. I couldn't resist. XD Ciao!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:43:51 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, August 6 * *
"One Week" - Barenaked Ladies
It’s been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I’m angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
But it’ll still be two days till I say I’m sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You’ll think you’re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
‘Cause it’s never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I’m all about value
Bert Kaempfert’s got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I’d like a stinkin, achin shake
I like vanilla, It’s the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then you’ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it’s so dangerous,
You’ll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It’s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you’re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I’ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It’s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it’s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you’re sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
We’re dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man’s in this one
Like Harrison Ford I’m getting Frantic
Like Sting I’m Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I don’t make films
But if I did they’d have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren’t always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It’s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I’m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we’re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
That is *so* my song. ^__^
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:54:35 PM * * *
Listening to: "I Will Survive" - Cake
Wearing: fuzzy blue drawstring pants and a dark gray tee with red undies and yellow tank top
I came over to Aimée's house around 7 p.m. Saturday night. We watched MadTV and Saturday Night Live. After that, we turned on "Center Stage" to laugh at it. Then "The Cell." Around 5:30 a.m., it was light out outside and "The Cell" hadn't finished yet. So we dragged ourselves off to bed and slept until 11 a.m. We left the house around 1 p.m. or whenever to the mall. Aimée and I shopped around, making fun of peoploe in the mall and critiquing clothes, and then went to Famous Players to see "Original Sin"...this is where things picked up :D
The straw-haired bitch behind the counter asked for ID to the R-rated movie. We never got in. Then, we were going to sneak in when the ticket guy was gone. I was standing in front of his ticket counter, back turned and asking Aimée: "C'mon! Let's just boot it in! What are you doing...are you *waiting* for him to come or something?!" XD The guy was behind me the whole time. He just smiled at us and we ran off to food tables. I became smitten for Mat behind the candy-beverage-computer-and-pizza counter. =D Aimée made me get a Cranberry drink then *she* ordered an icky orange slushie so we could flirt with him. >D We stayed at the tables for over an hour, because we were also trying to get ahold of her dad. In front of the pizza counter, Aimée decided to have a little fun and ask for the nerdy kid behind the counter "Kyle" for his number. He told her he was "kinda dating someone" after thinking it was a joke ^__^; Then she asked for Mat's but he was dating a girl also.
So we ran outside [rejection hurts] smiling and her dad was there. We decided to go home while her dad and Michael went to Brighton until around 1 a.m. Since we were home alone for about three hours, we cranked the early 90's hits [you know you love 'em! ^^;] to dance to. :D Then we logged onto some excite.com chat: "We're two DYKE girls that wanna have some FUN" XD We flirted with the anonymous IM's and then some *twisted* kid [who said he was 16...but didn't know his body parts so he was probably 11...] who wanted to roleplay incest. O_O;; So we teased him for a bit, strung him out while dancing around and barely paying attention to the assface. Then we told him we'd "punish" him by leaving him out for the wolves. "We always wanted to taste human flesh...yummy!" XD He booted it as fast as he could.
We talked to Meghan on the phone and then Aimée called Rob and talked to him for about half an hour, while I danced to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack and surfed online. Then her mom came home so we watched "QueerTV" together [^____^v] and then the movie "The Bone Collector" but we all fell asleep.
Crawling back to bed, we drifted off in the heat. We woke up forty minutes ago [3 p.m.!! o_O;;;]
Her dad just saw a double-wing Always pads commercial: "Oh my God! I have to get those...yanno, cuz they're double-winged and I really need that!" :D Dunno when I'm going home. Since I'm pissed off at my parents, my Dad's going to be ignored when I *do* get back today. Mommy is just sorta upset with me.
Aimée and I, as soon as Original Sin comes in our local theater, are sneaking in the back door [so easy] to watch it over and over again @@; Yay for nekkid Angelina!! Well, luvs ya. I have to brush my hair and dance to Aerosmith, which her dad is singing to on the speakers ^______^ I love this house to death.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 3:38:37 PM * * *
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