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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, October 13 * *
Listening to: Incubus - "I Miss You"
Wearing: Dark jeans, gray tee
Consuming: Cranberry juice - it's not orange! *gasp*
Okay, yeah. Last night was hilarious. Here's the dilly yo:
Got off the bus at Josslyn's with Julia. Jen came about fifteen minutes later, after Josslyn's mom left for work. We pigged out on ketchup chips until Claire arrived. We went online, played on the exercise machine and ate curly fries while watching Much Music. The five of us got bored of that so we went out on the front porch and mooned/flashed cars (she lives right beside a highway). Since it was raining, we got umbrellas and walked down the highway. Got one honk :D There would've been more but it was all old people since it was only around 6. We gave the finger to oncoming cars, and the devil-horns sign \m/ (that sign with the hand, argh, you know the sign). I was in my uniform so yeah. That attracted some. We went up to Josslyn's room, made plastic bracelets, tried on old costume dresses and "had an orgy" where we all pile around on top of each other. It's quite comfy. We had multiple orgies that night =D
Had more orgies downstairs on a chair until Justin came. The six of us goofed off while looking at the yearbook and planning Halloween and the next Marc Garneau dance (which we're all going to).
I know what I'm being for Halloween. No, not trick-or-treating. :P But for the dance (maybe) and to school that day. I'm being an 80s girl.
My costume consists of (from top to bottom):
- Teased, floofy bangs (not hard at all) and mousse-y teased hair
- Bright, vivid makeup
- Black/neon tank top under a mesh belly shirt
- Acid washed jean skirt over ugly blue and black spandex pants (or fishnets)
- Soccer socks (or legwarmers)
- Combat boots
Oh yes, tons of plastic bangle bracelets, fingerless lace gloves and a sweatband. Oh yes, I am going to be the shiznit. I just need bracelets and sweatband. I'm borrowing everything from Josslyn and hopefully Candice. Well, going to Aimée's, I think...if I can get ahold of her! -_-;
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:50:50 PM * * *
* * * * Thursday, October 11 * *
Listening to: Eazy-E - "College Girls Are Easy"
Consuming: Them cookies with the red center; orange juice
Plugging: Oolie
Peer Tutoring: Took attendance, nearly fell asleep, tempted to scold Darcy and Tim
Tech: Conversed with Kirk over nicknames, listened to CD, altered pictures without a clue
Lunch: Did homework with Candice, talked to Brad, walked with people
Art: Talked with Ashley and Curtis, sketched, sang
Math: Had substitute, laughed with Mark K., Kirk and Karie, goofed off
Yearbooks came out today. Eli threw my lock in the trash and then had to fish it out for me because I'm a girl and too clean for an icky garbage can. Flirted with Eli. Heard about a concert thingy. Going to the concert with Ashley. Laughed when Kotsy set off fire extinguisher in math class on purpose. Talked to Aimée on phone at home. Did Peer Tutoring homework. Talked to Aimée, Rae and Josslyn online. M'eh. Tomorrow is "Ilegal Sweater Day." Ooh, we're being baaad. So I'm wearing my blue hoodie. Yay.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:05:55 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, October 9 * *
Listening to: Econoline Crush - "May I Go"
Wearing: School uniform - kilt, blouse, knee-highs, cardigan
Interesting day. Quite. We had a substitute in PT, and I had to interview a student for my essay thing so I pulled Eli out of class for half an hour. We sat on the benches and chilled, and then Erica came along. We talked for a bit together and rallied together a group of about five people talking. ^_^ Then the fire drill went off, so we walked outside and I separated to be with Aimée, Meghan, Tanya, Josslyn, Kristina, Claire, Jen Z. and Jen N. There were probably more people. We all went back in so Eli and I went back to the interview thing. He was insisting I was trying to molest him; oh yes.
In Tech, we played around with the digital camera. Fun fun fun. Then Jen, Claire and I stayed for Comptek. We paperclipped sheets ( shiznitty time :D ) and then went to the library so I could do my Art. I sketched the 'word' sign ( for Aimée and Jen anyway, haha ) so yeah. We had the same sub for Art so we goofed off and Ashley invited me to the watch the rugby game at THS. So I called my mom with the news and she said she'd pick me up at 5:30.
We had a sub for Math class, so everyone fooled around and chatted. We enjoy subs way too much in that class - our regular teacher is a friggin' prison guard. ~_~; Kirk let one rip and everyone was laughing their heads off while holding their noses. I looked over laughing and he did a thumbs-up sign at me and winked. Then Raymond scooted over to me and pursed his lips and blew me a kiss, so I did it back then stuck out my tongue at him. Pimp me.
Mary and Ashley picked me up after class and I got my shiznit shtuff and went to her locker. Talked to Mikey, Kirk and Carson for a couple minutes. We chilled with the girls rugby team until we just said bye and went ouside. We talked for about fifteen minutes, sitting on a bench outside the doctor's office. We were walking behind the rugby team, in front of THS. The football team was practicing and stretching. Since, you know, Ashley and I were the only girls in sight wearing kilts, we got quite the looks. *EVERY* head was turned and some guy screamed at him "LIFT UP YOUR KILTS!!" XD I was so amused and also flattered.
We freezed, hustled the girls, videotaped, and screamed during the game. 10-20. We sucked but it was good considering it was the first time this season ( four games ) that they scored points. Lovahly. Ashley and I were the shivering cheerleaders, in our kilts, under girl's track pants that were left around. ^_^; I had to call my mom from Mary's cell since the game ended early. Oh yes, it was the biznatch time! =D I'm so doing that again. Then Mommy took me to Wal-Mart where I borrowed three bucks and went to McDonalds to buy foods. Karie was working counter and Curtis was playing around in the back. They let me order and talked to me for about ten minutes. Customers got angry, oh yeah. I said bye and I ran around shoes trying to find Candice. No such luck so I went to find Mommy again. We went to A&P and then home. Happy day.
I'm taking up running laps around my backyard; I have leg flab and I want to get rid of that ugly shtuffs. Yay athletic me. The two-hour season premiere of Gilmore Girls is on in ten minutes. Waiii. Mommy and Me time. ^_~
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:55:12 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, October 8 * *
Listening to: J Lo ft. Ja Rule - "I'm Real (remix)"
Wearing: Black pedal pushers and black tank top
Talking: Aimée, about some woman who got pushed off the Eiffel Tower and lived o_O;
Alright. This settles it. I'm calling people. I'm calling my homies and planning something today. I'm in a thick fog of boredom and I HATE BEING BORED. If it wasn't Thanksgiving Monday, I'd drag my mommy to go shopping which she would willingly. But everything's closed!! -_-; SO yeah, I'm calling Jen and Josslyn and whoever pops to mind.
Yukari: You're off the blog, if you want. There's no point anyway. I'm not *trying* to be mean but you never ever blog. Not since August anyway. So c'mon, either just tell me you want no part of it or start blogging :P I'm such a blitch, I know.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:38:23 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, October 7 * *
Listening to: Aunt Judy say "doggy" alot, the Nascar game on the Playstation, and everyone talking at once o_O;
Wearing: Navy sweatshirt with blue jeans and white socks
Today was blah. I scanned over thirty pictures, babysat Michelle and Mathieu, and yeah. Been online for awhile.
Pictures - baby, child and recent-ish. Lovahly flashbacks. ^_^ It was awesome going through over two hundred pictures that Nanny sent down, that I've never seen. :P
Anyway. Been addicted to Neopets. Blah. I went to Jen's house yesterday. We walked downtown, ate pizza, got attacked by seagulls, went to the library and came back. Watched TV, read and played games on the computer or online. M'eh. Fun though. =D
Aunt Judy is yelling. As usual. I put a band-aid on each fingertip so I won't bite them. Bleh. Mathieu just came in, looked at the screen, looked at me and walked away smiling. What the friggin' frig is up with that kid? XD He loves computers, like me! Wai.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:52:19 PM * * *
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