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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
* * * LINKS
Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, November 3 * *
Listening to: Matthew Good Band - "Carmelina"
Talking: Aimée
Party last night. Sleepy. Chatting. Have to clean room and study for math exam. Going to Aimée's. Going to movies tonight with Mommy. Glitter on face. Hear bacon sizzling. Craving waffles. Listening to Project Wyze for the fiftieth time today. Stealing Matthew Good Band CD from brother. Needs to shower out glittery hair. Mad at younger brother. Called Mommy at work. Bored. Procrastinating horribly. Needs to get cracking on room and laundry. Making plans. Feet are cold and bare. Wearing oversized sweater and gym shorts.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:46:07 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, October 30 * *
Update on Halloween. Tomorrow, is Wear Your Costume to School. Oh yay. Aimée's "got a perfect outfit for me" and I'll be a "trashy-freak" more or less. I'm worried. I was so set on the 80s thing but it's not working out somewhat. I still need my soccer socks and skirt, both of which I haven't gotten. But my hair surprisingly is cooperating quite well. After school tomorrow, I'm hitchin' a ride home with Aimée to go trick-or-treating. :P Woo.
I am so hating my math teacher more than any teacher I've ever had. She screamed at me today for forgetting my books. Bah. Then whatever.
INSIDE JOKES OF THE DAY:
"Squeeze my arm!"
"Hemmy!"
"White trash"
All in Art class. We rule.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 3:47:51 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, October 29 * *
I'm a snob. I'm a selfish whore. I only think of myself. I am changing into someone everyone agrees on that they don't like. And I don't know how I'm doing that so how can I change? I just don't know anymore. And I'm crying because I can't do anything right anymore for them. I'm supposedly trying to act popular. Whatever - I know I'm not popular, I have friends yes, but I'm not popular. So how can I fake that?
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:54:36 PM * * *
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