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*   *    LAURIE! *     *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.








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          *    * *   * Saturday, November 10     * *

Yay me! :D

Too funny! XD

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:24:47 PM    * *       *


Listening to: Pink - "Get This Party Started"

Don't go see "Shallow Hal." I saw it tonight and it's unbelievably retarded. It's not funny, it's degrading, mean and disgusting. There were two funny parts in the whole movie and two parts that made me cry (one more so). That's my movie review for the night, yo.

I can't believe Pink went blonde. She looks hot as a golden girl though. :D

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 9:37:53 PM    * *       *


Listening to: AIM noises; Matthew Good Bands - "Truffle Pigs"
Wearing: Converse All-Stars tee with navy blue gym shorts (this is my nightwear ultimate)

It's almost been a week since I've blogged. All my entries have sucked - I've been so depressed or whatnot but now I'm not! =D Go me. Things have worked out and stuff, so it's all good. I mean, there's still things to organize with people but that will happen. Anyway, my room is a complete and utter mess. Why? Oh maybe because my MOTHER emptied out this drawer table thing all over my room over my original mess, denied it and told me to clean it up. Uh, how about no? So yeah, I have fallen twice trying to get up to go to the washroom. I should clean it tomorrow if I'm not going to Aimée's right away.

I've been reading "Kiss the Girls" lately by James Patterson. It's AMAZING, and much different from the movie in different parts so I was left in suspense. I have fallen asleep to it every night for three days. It feels nice. And now this other book I borrowed - "Season of the Machete." Sounds exciting but it's really not. Don't be fooled, folks!

School has been wonderful to me. I've been super busy this week though. What homework do I have? Hm, I have to make a report card for myself in PT, some homework stuff for Math and that's it. Math has been awesome - I got 57 on the midterm (Yay, I passed. Bah, I passed bad) and supposedly I'm not doing too well. I can make up for that with homework and attendance (no more skipping :x) and tests and stuff. So basically just pay attention and do work. Easy enough, since the class has just flipped and went to fun. Haha, seriously. She changed seating so I'm sitting behind Ashley, beside Kirk and in front of Karie. I don't like Ashley (not my art Ashley ^_^) but she's fine, just talks too much.

My locker is a mess :P I put up a naked picture (he's turned to the side, it's called "Evolution of Ben" and it's his final stage) of Ben Stiller, with his northerns covered by a b&w of Alf. Then a little clip cartoon pic of "Bump in the Night," a show I used to watch constantly. I have to sell two boxes of chocolate bars (12 in a box - MASSIVE things! *_*) for Habitat for Humanity. Yesterday was Crazy Sock and Tie Day and I wore Aimée's witch black and white crazy striped socks. Everyone raved about them. Meghan and I switched tights/socks for second period and I wore Aimée's BRIGHT BRIGHT BRIGHT neon yellow-green and black striped nylons! We rule. People were humming the Beetlejuice song and then Ashley P. and Curtis serenaded me with the "dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun" flying monkey wizard of oz song =D They rule too.

My throat feels sick and bloated and sore. We think I have strep throat, or developing into strep throat. I can't get this DISGUSTING taste out of my mouth. I slept for four hours from 4-8 today after school. And now I'm tired and truthfully, I could probably sleep like a baby right now but I'm lying and saying that I wouldn't be able to fall asleep. I have been going to bed really early, like ten. Like, chaa. The black light video dance was tonight. I was grounded but I would be too sleepy for it anyway. Blah.

Watched TV from 8-1. "Jackass", "Undergrads" and other personal favourites. I've never ever seen Jackass, for its been MTV and we get MuchMusic. But since satellite gives us MTV, I watched it. Laughed incredibly hard, grunted in empathetic pain and squealed disgustedly. Quite amusing. IGA isn't hiring but I'm still applying. Going to see a movie tomorrow night with Mom. Can't drink orange juice (...withdrawal withdrawal withdrawal...)! This entry is making up for all the little retarded ones where I felt like writing a big one but just didn't want to when the window was opened.
Jen got her pictures back from the quarry, my party and Josslyn's party. Freaking hilarious! There's one where I'm jumping/leaping off the cliff edge and my big ghetto ahem is RIGHT there haha, and my right leg is in front of me but you can't see it all. So basically the back of me makes me look like a ghetto amputee. :D And the picture of when Josslyn was sleeping, we wrote "SKANK! I'M A HOE!" down her arm and snapped it, lol. Lots of happy memories in an envelope. So she's scanning them ALL and sending them out to us. I'll be sure to show you them, since I'm such a little cutie in the birthday ones. Too bad nobody brought the camera to Pizza Hut (Jen and her lungfuls of ice cubes! >D)

I have to pee and there's a lime green wrinkled wrestling card that I'll post in my locker on Monday, since it's just a mofo fat guy. Hehe. I'll go watch TV or fall asleep in my bed. Which reminds me, I need to change the sheets/pillow case. Oh yay for mai. And I better leave early tomorrow or else my dad will stick me with doing dishes, as he always does when my mom's working. Bleh. Night all. YOU BETTER BE SATISFIED! THIS ENTRY IS MOFOLICIOUS!

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 1:51:51 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Monday, November 5     * *

ON THE AGENDA
• study for math exam (tomorrow)
• finish art sketches
• PT assignment
• clean room


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:32:34 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Sunday, November 4     * *

Listening to: Matthew Good Band - "Advertising on Police Cars"
Wearing: Rainbow music socks, blue jeans and red tank top

Just got back from Aimée's. Going to apply at IGA (Kirk works there :D) this week. Need to study and do art sketches. Going to watch Shrek (Mom bought it). Listening to Brad and parents fighting. Smell like Aimée's house. Crusty eyes. Watched The Hand That Rocks the Cradle today. Feel monosyllabic. Dreading the Monday ahead. Need to return wings and tutu. Blurred vision. BORED TO TEARS>

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 1:03:31 PM    * *       *