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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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* * * * Saturday, November 24 * *
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 2 people!
And you'll first have sex at age 16,
in a hotel room.
The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
Sex Test :D I rule!....wait....I AM sixteen...I shall now fear hotel rooms.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:21:11 AM * * *
I'm talking to Curtis right now. He's such the shiznit -- we always have the best time. He hooks me up whenever I see him at McDonalds so it's just sweet. I'm living a Meg Ryan moment: Drinking eggnog from the carton, cute pajamas on and typing instant messages, and soon to fall into bed happily. :D
Alright, let's do a recap of the past few happenings.
Thursday was Pajama Day, I might need to have a root canal ;-; and I have no homework and we had our last session of Comptek. I rode home with Jen and slept over (we watched all her shows, then fell asleep).
Friday, we woke up, went online and got ready, watching TV and wrapped presents for Jen's party. Andrew drove us (Jen, Josslyn who we had to pick up, and me) over at two and we piled in with Candice, Claire, Jen to watch Tomb Raider. Meghan came over and I had to run to Zellers with her because she accidentally put a twenty in a bag she chucked in the garbage. It wasn't there so we ran back to Jen's and found it in her purse wallet :P
Watching Tomb Raider more until Julia arrived. Started watching Bridget Jones's Diary halfway. At four-fifty, we walked over (there were an even amount of us) in pairs linked arms and ordered our food, and brought her unopened gifts there. We ate, laughed, had the birthday song Kelsey's thingamajig, and did dares. I was first to be dared...to "eat" a spoonful of ketchup. I did it without much thought - I love ketchup. It was fine but going down was a bit thick and yucky. Josslyn had to drink a spoonful of vinegar, Claire had the same as me and Tanya ate some salt. We're such geeks =D We got helium balloons and walked back.
Tanya, Julia, Josslyn and Claire ran over to Independent Grocer (why?) for about ten minutes. So we put it in the rest of the movie and ate cake, while sucking on the helium and giggling. Meghan and I were squished in with Jen and Josslyn on one couch, with Candice beside Meghan and Tanya on the floor. Then Jen (birthday Jen), Julia and Claire on the other with Jen's cute little brother James. I never got to finish the movie since my mom came early ._. So I asked my dad to rent it tomorrow on the Vu! channels, which he obliged to.
So anyway, my mom took me to Wal-Mart after Jen's party. We bought essentials, then I ran in to see Curtis. I just waved since my mom needed me in Fabrics :P I just almost started to cry, while I was fixing my hair at a mirror (I had tried on a winter hat) and my mom was handing me my scrunchie and clips because it "dawned on me" that she's always there. It was complete and utter cheese but it made me appreciate her (as if I hadn't before XP). Aww.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:58:27 AM * * *
* * * * Thursday, November 22 * *
Thursday-
Pajamas on. Hair half brushed. Teeth still unbrushed. Not really rushed...hafta pack sleep-clothes and party-clothes. Shopping after dentist. Buh bai
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:56:43 AM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, November 20 * *
On the agenda for this week:
Wednesday - Average day, blah
Thursday - Pajama Day; dentist appointment; club night
Friday - Jen's party
Saturday - Going to Ottawa
Sunday - Coming back; homework
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:11:10 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, November 18 * *
I love Aimée's house to death. I have the best times there. Anyway, last night after I blogged, we all (Her dad, her mom, Michael her brother, Aimée and me) ordered pizza with hot wings and salad, while watching Gilmore Girls. The pizza and hot wings were dead raw, disgusting, so we called back and complained then got another pizza. We didn't eat most of it but it was the thought that count. We started watching MadTV but it was sucky, so we fell asleep on the couches. I woke up at 12:30 to Aimée making me a bed in her room (I couldn't sleep in her bed with her because she just had foot surgery).
Thinking that we'd probably be dead to the world in an hour or less, I stumbled into it and we started talking. Around three, I realized we weren't falling asleep anytime soon. So we started pigging out in the kitchen half-tiredly half-giddily, eating Fritos and chips and chugging Mountain Dew. Talked more while listening to Tool on her Discman. Man, we went over Rob, religion, after death, near death experiences, EVERYTHING. I dunno, at five or something, we weren't any closer to sleep and her mom's alarm clock was going off. So Aimée and I woke her up, then jumped on the couch and started watching TV until Aimée's mom left for work. We were in that horribly giddy/laughing at everything stage. Aimée turned the channel to something like "Powwow Rock" :D It was awful music, and Aimée was saying to her mom that she was going to join that band. Sounds retarded but I was falling off the couch, hiccuping laughter :P
Then Aimée's mom got a taxi to work, so we shut off the TV and started going to bed. Oh no, it wasn't our time. So we were sprawled out on the kitchen floor, chucking Fritos into each others mouth. Finally, we went to bed but didn't fall asleep either. She started singing Kenny Rogers XD And imitating the "Tales from the Crypt" crazy mofo laughter. Had us going for a good hour. Then when we settled in, the light (It was 7 am) was coming through the dark blanket already drapped over her window, so we tacked up another one. We sat there, giggling and choking and gasping for air, until we collapsed from lack of sleep. Fell asleep at 8, woke up at noon to someone knocking on the door. Thought it was my parents so I gathered everything up, but it was Paul. So we slept/dozed for half an hour until my parents picked me up.
We drove to Wal-Mart and my mom picked up my deodorant and stuff and then we drove home. So here I am. I am going to be BAGGED tomorrow, completely dead in the morning. I'm going to write all the little inside jokes we had from last night (just):
-Kitty Kat²
-Her spitty corner
-Cha chong cha chong (eeeeee)
-Cher's mother
-The combover guy
-"Mmm, hockey boys!"
"My boob is wet...no wait, it's just cold!"
-Ginger and "Don't turn your back!"
Oh, there was so much more but I'm way too screwed over to remember. Later, guys. I need to do laundry then crash on the couch.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:59:53 PM * * *
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