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*   *    LAURIE! *     *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.








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          *    * *   * Thursday, November 29     * *

Batman, snake-charmers and school...

This is the most prominent, clear dream I have ever had. I was in my second elementary school, in the playground out front. It was flooded extremely high with water. I was on a floating 'magic' rug, with Batman and a snake-charmer. Apparently we were searching for a huge diamond ring, which was in the water somewhere. Batman, being all daring, jumped off the safe rug and onto a log [for a bench]. But, these giant three-headed water snakes rose out of the water and ate him. Being quite calm about this all, the silent snake-charmer and I saw the ring at the bottom of the playground, picked it up out of the water and I woke up. :D

Lingerie, axes and dog food...

This is a fuzzy dream, but I remember most of it. My friend Jessie and I were in a very cluttered store which had narrow, narrow aisles of massive stereos and amps [I think]. Jessie and I were in skimpy undies and our bras, and suddenly through some stereos, I saw my brother and parents. My dad was signing a piece of paper, but he saw us dressed so horribly [;D] so he got really mad. We started talking to the clerk at the stereo store desk. Then, we walked off into the aisles and found a open doorway. There was a couch and a window beside it. Next wall, a plaid ugly chair and another open door beside it. I don't remember who was the 'victim' but one of us sat on the couch. A huge Irish axeman with a plaid shirt on came barrelling through the door with an axe, who apparently wanted to murder us both. Somehow we got away. Switch to next scene; I was in Jessie's backyard. Her backyard was small but a really steep hill going up. It was winter, because there was all snow and kids were snowboarding and skiing down this hill. There were about fifty teenagers there - none of whom I talked to or recognized. I took a run down the hill in somebody's sled and then ran down under Jessie's porch. It was green fiberglass stretched out over the house. We were huddled down on the ground together. She had brought two bowls of dog food. She was placing thin slices of the processed cheese on hers and mixing it up; I told her I just wanted it all put in without being in strips. And then I woke up. Weird.

Forest, public school library, cushions...

This is a bit blurry, since it's been awhile for this one. I was in my elementary school library, but it was this forest but the trees were midgets or something? Like, when you were running through, it all seemed....not big, but a lot of them. Anyway, a whole lotta bunch of us kids were playing Tag in the "forest" and I'm pretty sure someone had a gun with them. Tag turned mean, even though we were having fun. I don't know how, but Tag also turned to Hide n Seek so I was trying to find a place to hide. There was this little play area, with a tea table and cushions and a couch. I was panicking since time was running out, so I stuffed myself in the cushion [couch cushion] and zippered it up. Even though, this Russian/German guy was in there with me. Nobody found us although it was a bit squishy since someone put us back on the couch. Strange...

Library, cliff, tickets...

I just remember starting off in the school library. It looked exactly the same except no extension with all the books and one wall was missing somehow. Anyway, I was sitting at a table near the missing wall, and this kid younger than me was looking in big books at a table near the row of computers. The librarian stomped over to the kid, slammed the book and just started whaling on him about reading. Like, what the? So I got really defensive [why?] and began screaming at her to stop and all this mumbo information jumbo stuff. I guess I had her good. Switch to next scene; I was on this cliff with this kid [I think} and it was really, really foggy and white and stuff. We were just STANDING there, doing nothing. Hehe, switch to last scene; I was selling tickets in the 'lobby' but it wasn't at all. I was sitting at a circle table, with tickets and money and stuff with my friends. I only remember Claire walking up and she was 'naked' in a sense [She had this flesh-coloured bodysuit on, and everybody thought she was naked but she wasn't and it was also REALLY foggy like before]. That was just bizarre.

I have hundreds more but I can't remember half of them AND my fingers are crampy. :P You'll have to wait for the other ones.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:43:34 PM    * *       *


Haha, too freaky. yes I'm in tech class :D anyway, i was reading this girls journal and she wrote "our eyes were beet red" and thenni closed the window and then behind me, i heard "haha look his eyes are beet red" hee hee i'm way too easily amused. bah.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 9:54:58 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Sunday, November 25     * *

Listening to: Celine Dion - "All by Myself"
Wearing: Navy blue shorts and pale blue sweater

Yesterday was boring, boring, boring. I had no homework, no chores, nothing. So I watched "Bridget Jones's Diary" on the Vu! channel, and stayed online for the rest of the day between snacks and some TV. I started chatting to Karie and we agreed that she'd come pick me up and we would cruise around. Since where I live is basically dead at nine, there was nobody we knew walking around that we could pick up. We debated seeing if Chantale was up -- no, she'd be sleeping probably since it was like ten-thirty. Finally, after an hour and half or something, (eleven thirty), she drove back to my town where we stopped at Becker's to get some drinks. Then she drove me home the back way, which is right beside this dark corn field and a farm. Creepiness factor was up high :D

Oh. No. I'm getting cramps. JUST what I need right now - menstrual cramps suck suck suck! :P

Random Quote:
Bridget Jones - "Nice boys don't kiss like that."
Mark Darcy - "Oh yes, they fucking do."

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 12:45:33 PM    * *       *