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*   *    LAURIE! *     *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.








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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma






          *    * *   * Saturday, December 22     * *

Soundtrack: Silverchair - "Ana's Song (Open Fire)"
Uniform: Gym shorts and pale blue tee

My last day of school was suh-weet. Basically, it started since I got to my bus top. I shared some friendly banter with Chad about the fact that he would hang ornaments from his shirt for the Christmas spirit. Then, we got on the bus itself. We had a camp bus! With the racks for bags and shtuff, so of course, we took advantage of it and piled everything up there. Also, we had a radio which played nonstop Christmas music.

Josalen gave me my gift - a BRIGHT yellow monkey with Velcro paws, a yellow Barrel of Monkeys kit and three lipglosses. I was so happy. I have this weird fetish with monkeys, heh. So I took the monkey around with Josalen and Jen, we got breakfast in the cafeteria and tried to play the Barrel of Monkeys. It was a hard game, let me tell you that.

In homeroom, we talked and Mr. Lombardi (exact replica of Uncle Jesse off of Full House! :P) tried to choke me with his keychain rope thing. All good. We established that we would have our day's schedule like this:
-Period 1
-Period 2
-Period 3
-Lunch
-Period 4
-Christmas Assembly
I've never seen the school with so much red! Everyone wore red or green with tinsel, garland, flashing reindeer antlers, you name it someone had it on. Weird.
In Tech class, we passed around nanaimo bars, some kind of cookies, Coke and chips. Somewhat of a party, you'd say, but we watched "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" and it was all good. Just at the good part, we had to leave.

I went to Peer Tutoring, and let me tell you, that was the most boring and tiring class. We watched a World War II movie and talked about the class trip they had yesterday. Ultimate fun times in that class! Bleh.
So then, I went onto Math class and met up with Chantale and Marc. Since Ms Houle was making us hand in our one easy assignment, Chantale and I finished it, handed it in then socialized for the next half hour.

For Lunch, Jen Z. and I walked around the halls endlessly, picking up people and catching candy canes :) She completely embarrassed me but yelling out the name of the guy I like, bah. But he didn't hear. So we gossiped, fixed the garland in our hair, walked around more in utter circles then had to go to fourth.
Since Art was my next class, I was in no hurry for Ms K doesn't care. Ashley found me and we wandered into class, ate cupcakes, went to the library to type up some printmaking report then back to class. Listening to Curtis play his guitar -- he's so amazing at it.

Everyone was called for the assembly, so Ashley and I went into the gym, set up a mat for ourselves and waited. Blah. The Christmas Assembly was alright but some skits were so retarded. Like, really, if you're going to get up in front of the whole school and do something - make it decent so we're not all laughing at you. Common courtesy. But anyway, Ashley and I sat with Mary and Christina. Joked about how Santa (the drama teacher) was going to molest some girls in his skit. Heh.

Got on the bus. Wahoo already. Mike stole my monkey, which wouldn't fit in my backpack, so I had to carry it. He positioned it over his crotch and started thrusting it, lol. I was laughing but then he attached its arm and made it hump his leg. As this point, Chris took it from Mike and acted out unspeakable actions upon my poor present. It gets funnier. Carson had given somebody pads for a funny Christmas gag. Well, apparently he had some leftovers so he started passing them out in the backseats. Being boys, they decided to have fun with them and attach them to every body part. Chris stuck his pad to his face and told his he'd leave it there. He didn't. Kirk pasted his to his face as well and claimed that he was Nelly :D Somebody put one on Mike's seat and he used it as a cushiony pillow. I got a pad thrown at me. Chris took my monkey again, and stickied a pad to it. He told me it was my Christmas present from him, and so I told him I'd keep it forever. And I still have the pad clinging to my neon monkey, sitting on my desk. Oh yes.



*   You're so silly, Nanny! 12:29:56 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Thursday, December 20     * *

Soundtrack: Pietasters - "Out All Night"

Interesting day. Felt like Friday. Bodyslammed a gym mat - fell, skinned knee. Getting Secret Santa gift tomorrow from Josalen. My parents left about two hours ago and arrive on Sunday evening.

Chris, Curtis, Ashley, Chantale, Karie, Raymond, Chad, Tyler, Shannon, Steph, Jeremy and Christina want me to have a party :D Peer pressure much?

My dumb tech teacher is "allowing us" to watch a movie tomorrow (last day of school :D!!) and guess what about? The History of Computers. Or "Hackers," some tecky movie. :P Chris "wants my box", haha.

Meghan now calls Oregon 'Oreganon" lol. What a geek. I have math homework to do and peer tutoring homework to finish. Both easy but kinda time-consuming. Sign my guestbook! :) I had a blog up and going but just as I was publishing, my computer messed up. :( Oh well, going to channel-surf.

Haha, this kid in our math class smells SO bad. His shirt's like yellow (eww to the max lol) and he wears JEANS under his dress pants...?!?! So we were all, you know, gagging when he walked by since you can seriously, literally smell this kid across the room. I sit in front of him :P Anyway, it was really disgusting when he came back to his seat and we were talking about how it hit us like a wave. Ryan's like "Yeah, just surfin' the stink wave" =D...It was funny when he said it haha.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 9:29:00 PM    * *       *



Lookie!! Laurie got a guestbook!


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 9:06:10 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Tuesday, December 18     * *

I keep missing Rae online. ._.;

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:02:21 PM    * *       *