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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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* * * * Saturday, December 29 * *
Welp, my belly button hurts. Yes, I got it done yesterday. Through rain and snow, I would have too. But anyway, it's done and over with. Well, not quite...the aftercare is worse than the actual needle through skin. :P I can't use perfumed soap, rotate captive ring twice a day, don't touch or play with, wash hands before washing TWICE a day. I'm taking good care of it :) It's cute too. It's a silver captive ring and looks quite nice there. I like it.
Ashley and I, after my belly got newly decorated, walked downtown, rented "Get Over It," and jumped Raymond. All the while, I had been flashing people my belly button happily. I'm such a nerd. We walked back home, ate supper and watched the movie. At 8, her drunk mother and funny brother picked her up. From there, I debated whether to sleep on the couch. Because on the couch, I can't roll. If I roll, the ring would a) catch and tear or b) hurt very very badly
Since I didn't want to be waken up at 9 a.m. by my mother in the kitchen, I stumbled into bed after bandaid-proofing my belly button. It hurt very bad, so around 3 a.m. after waking up from the pain, I ripped off the stupid bandaids and went back to bed ;( And boy, did I have the most bizarre dream(s). Some included box cities, some famous hottie carrying me, army ships, and me unable to write the word "Alcohol" on a chalk board lol. I'm such a dick.
I just rotated my belly button, washed it and put Polysporin on it. It'll crust soon -- it's supposed to. My grandparents will go into a coma :D I'm leaving tomorrow. Have to pack today. Wahh. And, I'm worried about tobogganing - a daily event at my cousin's. Also, Aimée and I planned the 6th to go tobogganing as well. Blah, I'll decide later :) I'M FINALLY IMPALED BELOW MY EARS! lol that sounds so wrong in so many ways (says Amber).
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:58:37 AM * * *
* * * * Thursday, December 27 * *
:D What the frig.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:30:16 PM * * *
I went shopping yesterday; got cute sheep pajamas, a pretty sweater, a huge makeup kit and went to go see "Kate & Leopold." It was stupid, and since I can't stand Meg Ryan's scrunched face all the tiume, it made it hard for me to sit through her dozens of crying escapades :P Then on the way home, my mom and I get cranky with each other and I gave her the silent treatment.
When we came home, I slipped into my new PJs and watched TV and went online until about midnight, haha. No seriously, it was too late to actually make plans. But I might be going to Ashley's today. I have to clean my room before 4 p.m....because.....I'm getting my bellybutton pierced tomorrow at 2 p.m.! :) I'm so excited and scared -- I hate pain. But as Kirk says, "If you really want to, you can not feel the pain." Umm, okay then.
explodingdog.com
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:47:47 AM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, December 25 * *
:) Christmas is yay! Ahh, I've hated hiccups last ten minutes long two times now! Okay, this morning I woke up at 8:44 a.m. to "...wearing's Grandma's underwear.." singing at me on the radio and the sun being mean to me =x So I stumbled out to get my stocking...wasn't there. My parents fell asleep and forgot to set them out, haha. So I waited for them to wake up. Around 10 a.m., we made bacon and eggs and toast and yummy stuff after Scott and Nancy came home and Brad woke up.
Opened presents after breakfast. It was funny because my mom put the film in wrong or something and we realized that for the past two weeks, all our pictures hadn't been taken :P So to make up for lost pictures (the ones we took of each other opening gifts), we each posed with our opened presents with a fake shocked look on our faces. It's so horribly funny.
I got this gray and pretty preppie sweater, a certificate to get my bellybutton pierced (I screamed), a homemade certificate stating I have $100 for a shopping spree anywhere I like, a lamp I desperately need and a pretty candle holder. Even though I didn't get ALL that much, I like what I received very much :D So yeah...we had no snow. It snowed alot in the town right outside of ours, but not ours. I was very depressed, seeing grass on Christmas Morning. :( But Christmas isn't technically over yet. All day, I've played board games and card games and stuffed myself with cherry cheesecake, apple pie, stuffing, cookies. You name it. Oh, I'm leaving on the 30th and not coming back to the 3rd. Whee, I love my cousins. Merry Christmas everyone and you know the rest.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:06:11 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, December 24 * *
 | You have an air of intelligence about you, some might even perceive you as being stuck up. You seem like you may be a nice person when you're not throwing one of your ever-present hissy fits and being a bitch to everyone. And take off your socks when you make whoopie, he hates it!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:36:04 PM * * *
Which SNL Loser are *YOU*?
# 1 Funky alternative *unique*
# 2 Emo
# 3 Hardcore Punk
# 4 Prep
# 5 Raver
# 6 Skater
# 7 Ghetto
# 8 Goth
# 9 Sporty/casual
# 10 Flashy/Slutty
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:20:22 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, December 23 * *
Josslyn's rad.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:14:49 PM * * *
I LOVE IT! *squeal* It's so "mofolicious" (Karie's word)! :D
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:52:27 PM * * *
Laurie and her padded monkey have moved! You can now find them at...
http://munkays.tripod.com
Update your links, you mofos.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:42:35 PM * * *
Soundtrack: 311 - "You Wouldn't Believe"
I am 81-100% Ghetto
I am GHETTO FABULOUS.
C'mon...you know you wanna try it ;D
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:08:01 AM * * *
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