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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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* * * * Saturday, February 16 * *
Last night was friggin' awesome. I had so much fun! I'd blog it but my family could easily find this...E-mail me if you want the dilio; I'd be happy to spill out my details
laurie_poet@hotmail.com
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:47:11 PM * * *
* * * * Thursday, February 14 * *
For Valentines Day, Laur got a paper chocolate pink rose, one valentine :D (nobody hands them out anymore) and a huge pretty pack of personalized candies from Ashley. Yay. Mary's sleepover is tomorrow night. :D
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:47:10 PM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, February 13 * *
My mouth is frozen. I went to the dentist this morning - waited for an hour to actually go in, was in the room for 30 minutes. Good thing I brought my book :P Yeah, so my dad pitied Brad and I and our frozen mouths so he brought us home instead of returning us to school.
I tried to drink my orange juice. I choked and gagged and drooled. I tried to eat yogurt - this time I just drooled down my chin.
I tried to eat my yummy tuna sandwich, when I felt something hard in it. I realized, after awhile, it was my lip. I had been chewing on it. And it bled :-( and now I have a swollen fat lip. Then, I could only flare one nostril, and one eye was slightly slower than the other. I think the drill-happy dentist was a bit overzealous with my freezing needle since it's been four hours and I'm still almost-fully frozen! My b's sound like p's. I fell asleep watching "The Princess Bride," a classic favourite of mine.
Then, intelligently enough, I tried putting on lipgloss because my lips were dried and cracking because I couldn't lick them properly. I got it on alright (my hands work, haha) but when I tried to rub them together, I got in trouble. My top lip would veer off unvoluntarily to the side and overlap the bottom. The bottom lip would remain motionless. I was very tired by the time the lipgloss was on -- I had to use my finger. I have another appointment in March Break, bahh.
Our school's Winter Olympics are coming up, yay. I'm on Nancy's team and also my retarded homeroom teacher's team too. What are the odds; he's such a loser and tries to be cool-strict lecturing us on the important of punctuality in homeroom. He's just dumb. Oh, Aimée's grandma's responding! :D She has yet to speak, but they're still trying to be positive about it.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 3:31:01 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, February 12 * *
i'm listenn9ngn to metallica. dont mind my spelling - im so impcompetnt tonight and i don't feel like editing. im writing the wrong words, not the wrong spelling of words. so instead of "to" i wrote "a" :P i suck. and my actualy spelling is crappy too - blah. its not lime (like) im undr the finfluence of my cold medicine like awhile back and could not seem to grasp the concept of typing regularly, no not like that. im just tired maybe
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:42:39 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, February 10 * *
I am so jealous.
All I can say is, wow.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:35:55 PM * * *
I WANT... Aimée's grandma to be better
I HAVE ... tired eyes
I REGRET ... not watching the movie with my mom
I WISH ... for tomorrow to be Sunday instead of Monday
I LOVE ... weekends
I HATE ... my english teacher
I MISS ... seeing my friends alot
I FEAR ... being late for Law class
I SEE ... my playlist
I SEARCH ... for good college programs
I WONDER ... if we had any Media homework
I KNOW ... stuff :D
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU....
SMILED? ... Ten minutes ago, reading something on the Internet
LAUGHED? ... Oh, when I was on my mom's bed holding a soup bowl. I leaned off the bed into air and almost fell off and spilled the soup. Scary stuff.
BOUGHT SOMETHING? ... Last night, I bought poutine from Dimitri's with Ashley
DANCED? ... Last night, to Michael Jackson with Ashley
WERE SARCASTIC? ... All day today, different times
KISSED SOMEONE ... Yesterday, saying goodbye to my dad in the car
HUGGED SOMEONE? ... Hm, I can't remember?
TALKED TO AN EX? ... Not since grade eight
HAD A NIGHTMARE? ... Way too far back, like a couple years actually
LAST THING YOU READ: Some author list of my mom's, if it's not including online stuff
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW ON THE BIG SCREEN: Kate & Leopold, haha. That movie made me angry; Meg Ryan is so annoying. I was going to see "Orange County" last night though.
PHONE NUMBER YOU CALLED: Ashley's, yesterday. No wait. Dimitri's :D I dialed for Ashley
LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED ON TV: "Malcolm in the Middle"
LAST SONG YOU HEARD: Harvey Danger - "Flagpole Sitta" :D
LAST THING YOU HAD TO DRINK: Orange juice
LAST THING YOU ATE: My brownie! ;D
DO DRUGS? Nope
SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? My plush monkey, Gan. But I think he fell off the bed two nights ago...
HAVE A CRUSH? Yes. A three-going-on-four year crush, muah
HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK? Nope
HAVE ANY GAY OR LESBIAN FRIENDS? Uh..three are bi (two are out of state)
BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? Yup
BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER? Sure, it's not like it's that hard, people
CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLERANT OF OTHERS? Uh, well. Not really, but I keep it to myself most of the time
GO TO OR PLAN TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? Planning to go to the local college for a two year program in Advertising. Might change..
WEAR HATS? Only a visor
HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? Lobes (single) and navel
HATE YOURSELF? No
HAVE A BEST FRIEND? Three best friends ;)
HAVE ANY BAD HABITS? Nail-biting, eye-rubbing (don't ask, I just constantly rub them)
CARE ABOUT LOOKS? Yeah, but not obsessively
TRUST OTHERS EASILY? I'm a naive person
LIKE WALKS IN THE RAIN? Not a personal preference but peachy keen with me
SING IN THE SHOWER? No, my shower's are at 6:30 a.m. so I can't :(
HAVE ANY SCARS? A purply weird thing on my knee, knife-slice on my index finger, two clothing-iron burns on both inner elbows and a set of four equal scratches on my calf. There's probably more...
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:27:09 PM * * *
Well, stupid Roger's Video is moving so they transported all horror and stuff to the closed new Roger's. So we could only pick from Drama, Action or Funny. We chose funny. Ashley picked: The Pest and Jawbreaker. I chose But I'm a Cheerleader and Heathers but both were stupid. Hers were hilarious and so...witty :D
Yeah well, we watched the movies, laughed, talked about Mary's sleepover then watched Infomercials. YAY
* You're so silly, Nanny! 3:42:39 PM * * *
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