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*   *    LAURIE! *     *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.








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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma






          *    * *   * Saturday, March 30     * *

I want today to be my rest day. I am supposed to go to the mall and movies with a bunch of people, but if I can't get a friggen ride, there's no way of me leaving this house. I have the money, for once. Ah, I would just waste it on food anyway.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:37:09 AM    * *       *


Year Four:
English College
Writer's Craft
Communications Technology
Canadian and International Law
Individuals & Families in a Diverse Society
Parenting
Spare

Then I'm graduating, but coming back for a semester.

Year Four & a Semester:
Co-op (all semester long)

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:32:39 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Friday, March 29     * *

I know, I know. I post too much. But Julia just left about half an hour ago. We watched "The Wedding Singer" with my brother and mom, then went in my room and cut out pictures from my magazines for some birthday collage she's making. We talked and had really serious discussions about who we like and stuff. It was good to talk about it. This is my last post for the night :\ Sorry.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:08:28 PM    * *       *


One more for me ;D

SmarterChild: Excuse me?
Indie Eyes: sex
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about it?
Indie Eyes: sex
SmarterChild: What about it?
Indie Eyes: sex
SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else?
Indie Eyes: sex
Indie Eyes: sex
SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours?
Indie Eyes: no. :-(

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 3:08:54 PM    * *       *


SmarterChild: S'latron.
Indie Eyes: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Indie Eyes: you
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
Indie Eyes: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
Indie Eyes: clowns scare me
SmarterChild: Clowns scare you?
Indie Eyes: yes they do
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Indie Eyes: not really
Indie Eyes: you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
Indie Eyes: cheese
SmarterChild: Ha! I think you're the one that smells like cheese!

I'm such a loser. I've been online four hours today. Jen and Julia are sleeping over tonight. That should be fun :D

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 3:04:41 PM    * *       *


I was just randomly sexually harassed via AIM.. :-(

AngelicaB 1099: wanna watch young girls piss or take showers?
Indie Eyes: no.
Indie Eyes: PERV!

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 2:45:49 PM    * *       *


Shakira - "Underneath Your Clothes"
Marilyn Manson - "Tainted Love"

Last night was so fun. Candice, Claire, Josslyn and me all went to Jen N's house. I got half-mooned by Josslyn :-( Scarred. But yeah - we got our drinks and food and piled in her room to watch "Riding in Cars with Boys," which I liked alot.
After that two-some hours of the movie, we started to play Monopoly. We listened to Linkin Park and crowded on her floor. We were screaming at each other, and laughing at nothing. I think we woke up her dad, lol. Josslyn got picked up. Finally, my headache got the worse of me and I couldn't even finish playing anymore. So we piled back onto Jen's bed and flipped through channels. It was so scary -- we came across this FREAKY faced-guy and we all started laughing at the top of our lungs, but after we quieted down, we listened to his sad story. Something with a car accident. Basically, they gave him a new face (his old one was really tight and almost no skin and freaky) and it looked SO REAL. We nearly started to cry when my dad showed up.

It was such a fun night with them. And today, I do nothing. At all. How boring. But tomorrow, a bunch of us are going to see "Panic Room" in Belleville after shopping. Yay for cool four-day weekends! :D

;D My dad hates Shakira's new song. I made him listen to it, cranked up loud, in the car on the way to Jen's. He looked ready to jump out of the car, haha. I love the song. Yeah, so that's about it. And I'm still super-iffy about the whatshisface situation. I'll call Aimée later. Just because she's fun to talk to...but wait. She'd be in Kingston. Scratch that, I suppose.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:54:10 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Wednesday, March 27     * *

Whatsherface is a hooch. I almost fell asleep in the bathtub. I did well on my English essay. I got "Shakespeare in Love." I nicked myself shaving. I need to do my homework. I want orange juice terribly. I should call Aimée. Candice better have gotten my message. These bra straps are bothering the frig out of me. My hair is wet. I'm in the middle of a crisis. My eyes are sleepy. I have had this headache for eight hours now. I should finish reading my Teen People magazine. To e-mail or not to e-mail...


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 8:00:47 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Tuesday, March 26     * *

:D I got "macked" on today in Religion class. Mike, me, Katrina, Ashley, Jen and Candice were all squeezed on the Religion class couch after we finished our work, before the bell rang. I sat beside Mike, and he pretended to do the classic yawn-and-put-the-moves-on-her move and I laughed. He made up this stupid story about how in the summer, we'd sit on his front 'stoop' and drink blue Kool-Aid. I would hold his glass as he did that \m/ sign to passing cars, while listening to Dr. Dre and sticking his afro comb-pick in his afro (of which he doesn't have, lol). We all laughed because he made me hold his imaginary Kool-Aid glass in my hand, haha.

Then I got up to chase Marc around (he took my homework to show to Mr. Rashotte I didn't finish it, and I was allowed to goof off) laughing and when I finally got back, Katrina was in my spot. I sat on Ashley's lap and then Jen's knee but I finally got up and stood. Mike then proceeded to shove everyone over because he needed to finish "macking on me." ;D It was hilarious. Then he gave me Mr. Rashotte's apple as a gift. But it was all withered and bruised.

Before the whole macking-on-the-couch thing, I talked to Ashley for a good half-hour about whatshisface. He wasn't in class so we could. We called him Soncho so nobody would hear any names and draw conclusions, you know? Yeah.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:09:53 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Sunday, March 24     * *

1. Somebody found my site through Google.com -- "blue cantrell topless." That is just SICK.

2. My dad walked in the office when I was typing in the blog, and randomly asked me "Why does your monkey wear a pad?" Can I have ANY privacy, lol? :D

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 1:00:35 PM    * *       *


Well, turns out, she went to go get her car from her dad and then she called me :P But anyway, last night was cool. Karie picked me up 9-ish and then we drove to Wal-Mart. She felt grungy so I went in and bought "Joy Ride." Then we went to Timmy's -- she got a cappucino and I asked for an iced cappucino and a Boston Cream donut. She gave me a steamy-hot French Vanilla cappucino. I said don't worry about it to Karie so we paid and went on our way to some convenience store.

We bought Dill Pickle and Ketchup chips, jug of OJ and Barq's. We paid, but Karie was having a hard time getting her change back into her wallet. I stood there, waiting and holding the food, and the lady behind the counter said something (we THINK) like "Go now." We started giggling and left, but we still wondered what she said. When we walked into the parking lot, there was another car parked beside ours. The guy in the driver's seat just stared at us until we drove away, while his buddy was at the payphone. It was really creeping us out.

"Joy Ride" was so so good, and I recommend it to anybody. It was funny and freaky, and just SCARY. The ending blew me away, haha. Completely unexpected. During the whole movie, I was huddled up to her cat and kept saying "Oh...no....oh no...." lol. Karie's parents had gone to bed, and we were just chilling on her futon-bed and watching MadTV, when the doorbell rang. We were really curious as to who would come at 11 pm. It was Madison. As soon as she came into the room and looked at us, it was obvious. She was so drunk, and smelled so heavy of it. It was really funny though, because she said she had to go to the bathroom and took a step every other second REALLY slowly across Karie's room to the door. After she left, Karie and I talked until around midnight. Then we drove home and talked and listened to random music. It was a good night.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 12:57:57 PM    * *       *