Do the same with a lyric from a song.
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
- Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean"

Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams?
Not really. They're usually beyond any form of dementation so they're useless to try to interpret.

What posters do you have in your room?
Ads, a neon green Weezer poster, magazine clippings, pictures, lyrics, shopping bags and random stuff including a bulletin board. Yay me.

Can you sing?
I CAN sing. "Can you sing well?" is the correct question here. And no, I can't :P So there.

What's your favorite color of post-it note?
The classical yellow. On occasion, I can amuse myself to no extent with those multi-stacked rainbow ones :D

How many cassette tapes do you own?
A couple dumb ones. Much Dance 2001, Huey Lewis, some dance hits from the 50s and 60s, "Back to the Future" soundtrack and stuff. Go me.

How many CD's do you own?
Seven or something. I download.

Ever bought a CD for just one song?
Well technically no. But I got my mom to buy it, and then I never listened to it. Heh.

Have you ever lied to get off the phone?
Uh...yeah. Lots of times actually. I get bored easily, and if one of my shows is on...well, goodbye.

Have you ever written a survey?
No.

How about a song?
I used to, but they used to be bathtub-inspired. I remember once I was finished dying my hair and I was washing it, and all the purple (it was red, but the dye is always purple when it comes out..?) was swirling down so I got all sentimental and weepy and sang about my hair. I forgot it after I got out though.

Or maybe a poem?
Only when I'm super-inspired, ala streak of pure rage/anger or something along the lines of that.

Are you addicted to Napster?
More like Aimster.

Ever been in an airplane?
Three times. A girl behind me was crying when we took off, because she gets REALLY bad when she flies. Her mom was nice and talked to me and my mom. I felt bad for the girl and I kept sneaking looks back between the cracks of my seat :P

What color are your shoes?
School shoes, brown. Runners, white-blue-neon-green. Conversey sneakers, black-white. Sandals, tan and also black. High heels, black and also silvery.

Describe your bedroom:
Quilted bed. A pole for a closet. Desk, dresser, enclosed book case, bedside table. Collaged walls. Messy messy messy. Comfy and unique. Hardwood floors and sponged-blue walls behind the collages.

Would you ever shave someone else's head?
Yeah, it would be cool.

Name your favorite type of music:
My taste varies from rock to oldies to punk to alternative to some pop to techno.

Are you a vegetarian?
I should be. I don't eat any meat except for steak. But we never have steak. So I should, but I'm too unmotivated and lazy, lol.

How about an aspiring actor/actress?
HA! I can't talk in front of a class of 12 people let alone perform or dance and sing. That's a laugh.

What famous person dead or alive would you interview if you had the chance?
Michael Jackson in his Billie Jean days. Matthew Good. Moby. Bif Naked. George Stromboulopolous (MuchMusic).

What movies do you have almost all the lines memorized to?
Grease. Dumb and Dumber. Wayne's World 2. Big. Space Balls. Bring it On. The Breakfast Club. Sixteen Candles. Back To The Future II. Blast from the Past.

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Yesterday, Brad and I got into a cherry-cheesecake foodfight. I was eating some and he walked by and jabbed his fingers into it :-( So I raced after him with my useless mush and tried to put it on his face. I forgot the fact that I am the weakest person on earth, and can only pull hair, of which he is nearly shaved of. So I got all cheesecakey hair and it was gross. So I had to take a shower to get it off. The shoulder of my shirt was cheesecakey too. I just like saying cheesecakey :D

I'm here because I'm poor. I have three separate birthday presents to get three different friends, of which they celebrate on the same day. Wow, I'm poor and I suck. So I'm making gifts out of crafts. Shoot me now. ;D Mrs. Mason called Martha Stewart the Anti-Christ today, and Johanie talked down to Katie. It was alllllll good in Law class, as usual.

>:P Martha makes me so mad! She expects us to make these simple easy crafts yet aren't crafts CHEAP little doodads you can use anything to put together with, right? Yeah, well, in Martha's books, she expects us to pay (And I quote!) $48.00 for an Egg Decorating Kit. Are you kidding me. As a kid, we chipped a hole in both ends of an egg, blew out of the yolk manually, dipped them in food colouring dyes with your fingers and set them down to dry. Geez. It would cost like three dollars to buy eggs and maybe dye, if you didn't already have some in your baking cabinet. Martha sucks! Down with Martha! :P

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          *    * *   * Monday, April 1     * *

happy april fools day. WHY AM I UP THIS EARLY? WHY AM I SMELLING FRESH TOAST? WHO WAS UP BEFORE ME!

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ahh my eyes are being really weird. i cant focus on the screen - they're blurring and swirling all over the place really quickly when i try to focus on something/ rubbing them isnt helping. mah :(

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          *    * *   * Sunday, March 31     * *

It wasn't a rest day at all. Went to the mall with Jen and Claire. Went to go see "Panic Room" with them -- good movie :D I love how the WHOLE theatre (it was nearly sold out, save about six seats unfilled) went dead silent during the really quiet parts (the movie had weird muted sequences) and just, like, shut down. There's this one part where Jodie Foster is darting out of the panic room into her actual bedroom and has to get her cell phone from under an overturned mattress. She's scrabbling for it and in the process, breaks a lamp. The burglars, downstairs fighting, start flipping out and running up the flights of stairs to get her. In a moment of frenzying, she finds the cell phone and reaches under the bed for it. Her fingers hit it but the phone gets pushed further away. The whole audience let out this huge crushed sigh and you could just almost hold it in your hand.

Another part, she hits this guy with a sledgehammer and the guy beside me started clapping! :D I was kinda embarrassed but it was funny. I love how everybody was in unison in that movie. Yeah, I drank Jones Soda too yesterday ;D We played air hockey, drank Slushies, sang Destiny's Child all day long, aww-ed at a cute old man who dropped his coffee in the food court (he was so alone and sad-nice but cute in that old-man way), read our Jones Soda fortunes and tried on the ugliest clothes in Suzy Shier. It was really fun :) Then, after all this and then some, Jen's dad picked us up. I slept over at Jen's. We watched a home movie of hers and then a quarter of "There's Something about Mary" until we fell asleep. When we woke up, we ate hash browns and watched some TV, then began watching "Austin Powers II: The Spy Who Shagged Me" until my dad came to pick me up.

From there, my mom made breakfast for the family and we ate and talked. Then Mom and I went down to the video store to rent "Someone Like You" and "Hope Floats." Both were slow and boring, but Harry Connick Jr. is unbearably ugly ;D I think my mom was getting mad at me because I kept making fun of him. ARGH! I can't find the Grease soundtrack anywhere under $25. I really really want that soundtrack!! Help...wahh.

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