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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Thursday, May 16 * *
I took the McDonalds test, and guess what I got?
You can take the
McDonalds Product Test by Matio64
here!
Oh so many quizzes.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:34:17 PM * * *
You are 10% evil! [?]
That's right! You're the meekest of the meek! You're the least amount evil! The philosophy in ying and yang is that no one person can be completely good or completely evil, but you're pretty close to complete, goodie-two-shoes!
Heh.
And they called me trendy in the piercing one, not a trendsetter. They should say I'm also overly egotistical :D
I've downloaded nearly all the Dashboard Confessional songs. My computer's so slow now because of it :P I need to shave my legs...desperately. I can feel the prickly hairs through my tights, lol. And I'm spent :D
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:18:28 PM * * *
Which Piercing are you?
:D Yay me. A trendsetter? Ha, yeah right. I'm all Wal-Mart, baby.
Take the What Sex Position Are You? test by Ley Ley
Zac is awesome.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:43:07 PM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, May 15 * *
I LOVE DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL. That's all for now.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:41:16 PM * * *
So, after coming back to Toronto, I'm going to Mike's party. I need to call Julia about plans afterward. I'm glad my parents are getting cool about my going to a party.
Durhh (my current favourite "I feel stupid" dunce-capped phrase), my brothers just came in here, grabbed my head, yanked it back, ripped off my headphones and proceeded to wrestle in the office. :P I was writing personal crap to people too. Dahh.
Shameless Song Plugging:
Fiona Apple - "Paper Bag"
Stroke 9 - "Kick Some @$$" (I am that cuss-phobic when blogging)
Dashboard Confessional - "Hands Down
Veruca Salt - "Seether" and/or "Volcano Girls" (Hello, Jawbreaker, anyone?)
Blah blah. I got fi' dollahs! :D
She amazes me. I love her personality and stuff. She's really, really boss.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:27:19 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, May 14 * *
"I like monkeys. They're like little people. Except they're wild. And they can pull your arms off."
- the best quote EVER
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:56:33 PM * * *
1. Would you rather look gorgeous and be retarded, or look retarded and be a genius? - I have no idea, really. That makes me feel shallow now.
2. If you could bitchslap one actor/actress, who would it be? - Julia Roberts.
3. If you could bitchslap one musician, who would it be? - Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera. Seriously though.
4. If you could bitchslap one relative, who would it be? - Uncle Lawrence.
5. If you had to make-out with one relative, who would it be? - Eww, shut up now.
6. You see a spider on your wall, what do you do? - Call my brother or dad in to kill it.
7. Washing your privates in the shower: the lean or the fast hand-o’-water transfer? - :D This is so...durhh.
8. David Blaine or David Copperfield? - I don't know..?
9. You need to do laundry desperately, do you wear dirty underwear or no underwear? - Ew, dirty underwear or no underwear? Frig, I'd go out and BUY some.
10. Julia Roberts: growing more and more beautiful, or more and more odd-looking? - Creepy and old and retarded.
11. Favorite cussword / phrase? - Probably 'Frig'
12. Letterman or Leno? Letterman, although I prefer Conan.
13. Scientologists: quietly creepy or totally wacko? - I wouldn't know.
14. Siegfried or Roy? - Who's Roy? I have no clue :P
15. What do you desire sexually that you’re too embarrassed to ever request? - To have someone draw on me :D I love the feeling of it
16. Maria Conchita Alonso or Rae Dawn Chong? - The who in the what now?
17. Gayest cartoon character: Mickey Mouse or Christopher Robin? - Hmm, that's a tough one. They're both fruitily gay.
18. You’re depressed: do you drink, cover your pain with humor, or take it out on the person closest to you? - Probably all three, ha ha.
19. Favorite Sutherland: Kiefer or Donald? - Donald. He was so creepy in "Backdraft."
20. Favorite Corey: Haim, Feldman, or Hart? - "I wear my sunglasses at night!" Corey Hart, but Corey Feldman (Stand By Me, anyone?) runs a close second.
21. Mary-Kate or Ashley? - Ew. Ew. Ew.
22. Do you spend a lot of time surfing the Net because you’re scared of people, or because people are scared of you? - Nope.
23. What do you sing instead of "pompatus of love" in Steve Miller’s "The Joker"? - What?
24. Best bets in a "death pool" (pick 3): Andy Dick, Robert Downey Jr., Nell Carter, ex-Pogue Shane McGowan, Ronald Reagan, rock group Hanson, Salman Rushdie, Bob Hope, John Popper, Scott Weiland, Mr. T, golfer John Daly, or that girl from Blossom? - Hanson is not rock! But yeah, uh, Hanson, Robert Downey Jr. and someone else.
25. It’s 4pm, your husband calls from work to say he’s bringing his boss over for dinner! What do you prepare? - Food.
26. Is a dart board really such a bad wedding gift? - Not for people who frequent bars.
27. Your ass or your elbow? - I got back.
28. Favorite Wu-Tang Clansman? - I don't do them.
29. Will Billy Idol ever make a successful comeback? - OH BOY DO I HOPE SO!
30. Let’s just say you’re walking home drunk very late from a bar in Madison Wisconsin last week and you see a hundred dollar bill on the ground so you pick it up. A minute later, a very anxious-looking hippie comes by, searching all over the street for something, muttering about "not being able to pay rent". Are you like totally going to hell if you kept the money, planning to spend it at a titty bar in Vegas this weekend? - This happened, didn't it?
Source.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:50:54 PM * * *
Top Ten Pick-Up Lines: (sorry about some indiscretions :P)
1. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
2. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
3. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
4. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
5. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. <-- I got that on a Valentine's Day card :D
6. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you. <-- I would fall for that one!
7. Since you lost your virginity, can I play with the box it came in?
8. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. <-- :D
9. Can I flirt with you? <--- This is where I realize I am a sucker for cute pick-up lines
10. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:24:07 PM * * *
How boring. My result is the same as Rae's :P
ENFP:
What's there to say about you? You're an initiator of change and are keenly in tune to possibilities... you're enthusiastic, and it's contagious...you're tireless in the pursuit of newfound interests... You can anticipate the needs of others, and offer them needed help and appreciation. You bring zest, livelihood, and fun to all aspects of your life...
You're agreeable, sociable, outgoing and like to imagine yourself in the future... who will you marry? what type of work will you do? where will you live? All questions you ask yourself...you like to keep your options open...you're imaginative...curious...you prefer to understand than judge..
You see endless possibilities. You hate to be boxed into anything -- like a career -- for life...so you hesitate and resist making decisions...always look for new and novel...
You like a learning environment where the teacher takes a personal interest in you...You're motto might be: "There's always a better way or a better answer.."... when you're committed to something, you are enthusiastic to the point of preaching to the whole world about it (...like the Storm Palace?)
Your style of organization is... well, personalized. Others don't really see you as organized, though, do they? YOU know what's where, and there's a "method to your madness," huh?
You have a hard time separating work from leisure, since you have fun while you work. You're always on the lookout for new things... you like learning with others, so you'll invite 'em to join you at films, plays and classes.
When you fall in love, you study the other person in every way. The one you fall in love with is "the best ever" a lot, huh? Sheesh. But others feel unconditionally loved by you ....you fall head over heels and get in love FAST. You are charming...full of vitality...you treat others with sympathy, gentleness, and warmth...
Last part: watch out for losing your focus 'cause you wanna try too many ideas at the same time... you don't prioritize, so you can overload...also, because you're just a fun-loving animal, you might not complete important work and basic responsibilities...
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Today was kinda bleh. In Media, we did presentations and questions. In Law, we did the usual overview of what we learned yesterday. At lunch, I presented my media project (a personally-designed mall) to Mr. Stuart and then ate with Aimée, Meghan, Jen N., Candice and stuff. In English, we read all period from The Great Gatsby (he's a big geek) then discussed it. In Religion, I got made fun of by Mr. Rashotte, went in the library to type out our assignment. Ashley and I played Tag around the shelves and it was so funny :D We scared each other. Then I went home. But it was Illegal Pant Day today :P Tomorrow is Nametag Day. Thursday is Bring a Banana and Bowl Day. I don't understand - but it's Spirit Week.
I'm listening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica. Brad downloaded it, and it's really nice. But I'm also listening to Michael Jackson. I'm going to read The Great Gatsby, do my two chapter questions and have a nap. I love naps after school. Oh, and the aqua headphones I found in the tech room? They're Josslyn's :-( But I'm feeling selfish...so I'll "forget" to bring them tomorrow for her. Oh well. This weekend:
Friday - chill out
Saturday - drive to Toronto with Mom
Sunday - sleep over at Julia's / Riverfest with Julia
Monday - do homework or something
Now I'm listening to Fiona Apple - "Paper Bag." It's such a bizarre song but I just obsessed with it last night. Well, I've talked enough. Off to nap -- I'll work later :D Yeah right.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 3:59:38 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, May 12 * *
Looking at pictures of Richard Simmons. Nobody could convince me he's not homosexual. I have proof.
Exhibit #1
Exhibit #2
Exhibit #3
There's plenty more where that came from.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:00:59 AM * * *
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