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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, June 1 * *
badly drawn boy - "stone on water"
dishwala - "counting blue cars"
dirty dancing. shirley temple. welfare orange juice. bailey's blanket. leaking shorts. sweaty bras. "LAURIE! LAAAAURRRIEEEE! COME HERE NOW!!". miss whipcrack. boxed popsicles. baseball kid. " I go to TO!". neighbour peeking.
i love going to aimée's house. going to sleep & i woke up at 6:30 a.m. this morning :P oh the cramps that kept me awake :-( cramps should really just be cramped to death, for ironic death. i need sleep.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:13:17 PM * * *
* * * * Friday, May 31 * *
someone is really, super keen on finding nude avril lavigne pictures. i can hear my neighbours having fun. isn't that grand. let me paint you a little picture.
ashley & laurie are in the dairy queen parking lot, sitting at a picnic table, eating drippy ice cream cones. three cars simultaneously pull up, and about eight people get out all together.
ashley: what is this, a gang-bang?
that's my painted picture for the day. i think i'm going to scan pictures for myself because i'm a nerd like that. i need new glasses because these are leaving purply scars on my nose :-(
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:42:10 PM * * *
the two most amazing & funny girls i've 'found' in a long time:
rita
jordan
but onto weird random crap. isn't this considered animal abuse? what a retard.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:35:17 PM * * *
survey from some lj girl who i will link later
I may seem: ditzy
But I'm really: a ditzy sped
People who really know me think I'm: shy
If you knew me you'd probably: want to shave my hairy buffalo legs
Sometimes I feel: like a mute
My days are pretty: humorous
In the morning I: wish my parents would let me stay home
I like to sleep: in aimée's bed
If I could be doing anything right now I would be: watching a movie in ashley's basement with her
Money is: spent
One thing I wish I had is: summer clothes, and a nice body for beach day
One thing I have that I wish I didn't is: this flabby tummy, and cellulite
All you need is: to listen to 80s music
All I need is: to be with somebody right now
If I had one wish it would be: to have a fulfilling life
Love: umm...
If an angel flew into my window at night I would: wonder why
If a demon crashed into my window I would: try to kick him
If I could see one person right now it would be: ashley
I live for: music
I am afraid of: being lonely
It makes me angry when: people's jokes go too far
I dream about: batman
I daydream about: homework excuses
Number of boys I have kissed in my life: um, 3 or something
Number of boys you have made out with: 1
Number of girls I have kissed: 0
Number of girls you have made out with: 0
Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
Number of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends: 3
Number of CDs that I own: 5? i don't do buying
Number of piercings: 3
Number of tattoos: 0
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a couple times
Number of scars on my body: maybe 18, i was a clumsy kid
Number of times a person has made me scared of what they could do to me physically: couldn't tell ya
Number of things in my past that I regret: 50976903856 :P
Last book you read: "man of the hour" by somebody
Last movie you saw: drop dead gorgeous on tv
Last movie you saw on the big screen: spidey
Last phone number you called: um, aimée's or jen's
Last show you watched on TV: even stevens, i think
Last song you heard: mxpx - take on me
Last thing you had to drink: orange juice
Last thing you ate: brownies
Last time you showered: last night or this morning, i don't remember
Last time you cried: i got weepy a couple minutes ago, but umm probably last week
Last time you smiled: talking to ashley on the phone about an hour ago
Last time you laughed: talking to ashley again
Last person you hugged: my mom or my dad
Last person you kissed: i don't know
Last person you had sex with: shut up
Last thing you said: "is mom in the bathtub?"
Last person you talked to online: nobody, i'm feeling antisocial
Last person you talked to on the phone: ashley
Last thing you smelled: brownies
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:26:33 PM * * *
* * * * Thursday, May 30 * *
Habitat for Humanity trip: (May 29 - May 30)
I got to school with a mother of a duffel-sport bag on my shoulder, my sleeping bag (just in case) and my messenger bag. After announcement, Tanya, Jen & I piled into the VP's car. Dave, Emily & Kelsey took Mr. Brisbois' car. We drove non-stop to Toronto, in which we pitstopped for McDonalds. Yummy food and yummy boys :D Drove more until we reached this Catholic high school, St. John's College. There's two sections: St. Johns & Assumption. We went into SJ and the rest of the group was waiting - we got lost, so we were a bit late :P We met the head coordinator of our visit, Dante something. He was bushy-goateed and had a long ponytail. Nice and funny.
We drove to the site of their recent project; a Habitat for Humanity built house. Walked around inside, talked FOREVER about it and did nothing. Finally, we split up and drove to the mall. There, we wandered. Tanya bought a razor and I, on a curious whim, bought a HEMP pop. Yup, it was like eating soil and plants. So I threw out the drink and kept the can :D After the mall, we drove back to SJC. Waited for our people - we were going to be housed individually with students for the night. Jen & I got to stay with Dante's kids together! We never got split up, hee. JEN FELL! :D :D I laughed so hard.
Drove back to Dante's house. IT WAS MASSIVE. IT WAS A MANSION. You know I'm rural-villagey when :P I'll scan in my little diagram I drew later :D Shut up. It was so amazingly big and huge and tall and spiraly-staircased and I'm drooling. Anyway, we ate and watched TV and then went to bed after meeting the family.
Deena - mom / Dante - dad / Simone - daughter - 16 / Dante (Jr.?) - son - 16 probably / Joseph - son - 10ish
They are all very very nice and hospital. Dante Sr. was so funny. Dante Jr. was quiet and mumbly and seemed kind of gay to me. Jen insisted he was hot. Simone was nice enough. Joseph was my favourite. He's so witty and clever and is such a ladiesman. We watched Arthur with him, and he was spouting off memorized quotes :D He was a cute kid.
In the morning, Deena woke us up at 7 am. Our sleep was good although it was stifling. I woke up at 2 because my watch alarm went off beeping. Then, at 5, I woke up again because Jen was sprawled on me :P So I punched her, made her laugh, then walked around the room and drank water. We both had showers at 7ish, in their amazingly beautiful bathroom. I nearly cried because I couldn't work the shower :-( Very traumatic. So we ate pancakes and stuff for breakfast, then drove back to SJC.
Our group gathered together, and we went to some Habitat meeting with some affiliates. Ate lunch at Golden Griddle, which was eventful and fun in itself. Our student hosts, Dante Sr., some other guy, and the actual group itself was there. Twelve people all together. I ordered poutine - the waitress didn't know what it was. So I had to explain and she finally caught on. Then, when we were done eating, she dropped a bunch of plates. Came back out with a towel wrapped around her hand, and blood on her blouse. Little scary. Then, we left and went to another interview-conference thingy with City Hall people and a reporter. Went back to the Habitat house site for pictures, and finally got on the highway to go home.
Listened to 80s whole way home basically. :D We did the Robot and made retard faces for passing cars, and made them laugh. Some nice old man driving a bus waved at me ;D Then we wrote "I HAD YOUR BABY" on a piece of paper and held it up against the window when passing a bunch of truck drivers. Oh, how I love amusing myself. Jen got super hyper about five minutes before we reached the school around 6:30 p.m. today. We had window races (automatic windows) and she messed up my hair and pinched me and kept laughing at nothing. Funny things happened that I don't even remember :P Yay for trips. I'm spent and I have a stomach cramp. Craptacular school tomorrow - oh joy.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:15:27 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, May 28 * *
who tried to find "nude avril lavigne pictures" like seventeen times yesterday, and today? and "britney spears nude"? because those were just WRONG referrals, mkay? k bye.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:30:13 PM * * *
Habitat for Humanity trip tomorrow. My back hurts. Half day on Friday. Half day on Monday. Had a nice long conversation with Mike C. on the bus today after school. We chatted and talked and laughed and did corny things until he got off the bus. His new name? Shakma.
I got a brand new guestbook. I'm tired of x.gbook.nu because it screwed me over and the designs are craptastic. Anyway, yeah. I got the original name "whatthefrank" from a TWoP recap of some Trading Spaces episode. I liked the quote so I used it. Wa-lah.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:23:59 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, May 27 * *
Which cartoon character are you?? Find out @ blackhole
no comment.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:10:59 PM * * *
Current...
Current Clothes: pajama pants, tank top
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: barry manilow :D
Current Taste: orange juice from an hour ago
Current Hair: messy bun, with curly hairs coming out
Current Annoyance: fuzzy eyes
Current Smell: pizza, from supper
Current thing I ought to be doing: english homework...haha.
Current Desktop Picture: matthew good band
Current Favorite Group: jimmy eat world
Current Book: man of the hour
Current DVD In Player: no dvd player
Current Refreshment: nothing :-(
Current Worry: my upcoming english exam
Current Crush: um yeah.
Current Favorite Celebrity: dunno.
Favourite...
Food: anything
Drink: orange juice (i can't be without it)
Color: orange :P
Shoes: candies
Candy: cherryblasters or something
Animal: monkey
TV Show: uh, too many
Movie: don't even start with me
Dance: some skanky dance ala baby got back
Vegetable: celery
Fruit: strawberries
Are you...
Understanding: i suppose
Open-minded: m'eh
Arrogant: probably
Insecure: yes
Interesting: you tell me
Hungry: all the time
Friendly: i try
Smart: haha
Moody: yes
Childish: yup
Independent: i guess
Hard working: depends on what work
Organized: depends again
Healthy: nope
Emotionally Stable: i don't know
Shy: yes
Difficult: probably
Attractive: haha
Bored Easily: yesss
Thirsty: most of the time
Responsible: i suppose
Sad: sometimes
Happy: mostly
Trusting: too much
Talkative: um, yeah
Original: m'eh
Different: everyone is
Unique: probably not
Lonely: sometimes
Who Do You Want To...
Kill: nobody - i'm a good girl :D
Slap: lots of people
Look Like: someone with nice thighs
Be Like: myself
Talk To Offline: claire or ashley
Name: laurie
Nicknames: fluff, lesbian laurie, anal aurie, crackwhore/crackhead, leaky laurie, miss piggy, loulabelle, lou-lou, laurie laurie
Parents nicknames: um, susie q and greg? haha
Age: sixteen
Hair color: brown
Birthday: september 9th
Eye Color: brown again
Siblings: younger brother, older brother
Righty or lefty? righty
How do you describe yourself: ditzy, chatty, melancholy alot, hungry, musical
What's your sign? virgo
Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? that's a sad state of affairs
On Friends...
Best Friend(s): aimée, claire, & ashley
Friend(s) you go to for advice? all of them
Friend(s) you have the most fun with? all my friends (mostly aimée & ashley because claire does homework)
Friend(s) you've dreamt about? i can only remember dreaming about claire, but i'm probably forgetting some
Friend(s) your tell secrets to? um, probably claire mostly
On Dating...
Long or short hair? short, i suppose
Dark or blond hair? doesn't matter
Tall or short? taller than ME (5'1)
6 pack or muscular arms? that doesn't matter
Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Funny? funny
Good grrL or bad grrL? um
Dark or light eyes? don't care
Hat or no hat? HAT?
Pierced or no? i like piercings, being among the pierced
Freckles or none? haha, doesn't matter to me
Stubble or neatly shaved? preferrably stubble
Rugged outdoorsy type or sporty type? i don't really mind either one
All American, homey G, or grunge? all three, or some happy-medium
Accent or American? i'm canadian
On preferences...
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? chocolate milk
McDonalds or Burger King? both, mmm
Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend? friend first, lover second
Sweet or sour? both
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? neither, i hate cola
Sappy/action/comedy/horror? comedy & horror but i can go for some occasional sap
Cats or dogs? dogs
Ocean or Pool? pool; oceans = jaws = shark = me getting attacked and becoming shark food
Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? doesn't matter
Mud or Jell-O wrestling? haha
With or without ice-cubes? i'm stupid
Shine or rain? depends on plans, or my mood
Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring? winter, fall and summer...i hate spring
Vanilla or Chocolate? chocolate. vanilla always tastes minty after awhile, to me :P
Snowboarding or skiing? i've only skiied before, so..
Cake or cookies? mmm, both
Cereal or toast? toast
Gloves or mittens? mittens
Eyes open or closed? ...for what - kissing or something?
Fly or breathe under water? hmm, that's a tough one
Bunk-bed or waterbed? waterbed
Chewing gum or hard candy? gum rocks
Motor boat or sailboat? motor boat
Lights on or off? off
What's your favorite:
Number? 3
Holiday? christmas or my birthday
Radio station? 95.1 the nerv
Place? the office, my room, ashley's basement or car, aimée's house
Flower? i dunno
Scent? gasoline, mowed grass, food, candles burning, christmasy smells
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:53:28 PM * * *
I have "Karma Chameleon" on repeat. I've been watching Trading Spaces since I got home. The Crying Pam episode was sad. I only have English questions to do for homework, but I highly doubt THAT'LL be happening :D I had a nice long bath today after school, before I got hooked on TS. I shaved my legs!! After weeks of covering them up with tights and kneesocks... :-( I miss the hairy lil' fellers. Rubbing my legs together boredly is no longer stubbly and prickly fun. Only I can miss my stubble.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:24:29 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, May 26 * *
Oh yeah. That's great :D
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:52:03 PM * * *
Petey Pink & the Nailpolishes. NannyBot: Flies in the Winda! Hot pink jump suit. Listening to Weezer's two songs repeatedly - "Falling for You" and "Waiting on You"
Petey Pink & the Nailpolishes says:
Did we watch that video in media class?
Big Black Beefy Injection says:
I dunno I am drunk I am going to bed now tho.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:42:52 AM * * *
I can't stop LAUGHING!:
Strange as angels says:
Quick, give me a random guy name
Strange as angels says:
A stupid one
Strange as angels says:
:P
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
Billy Bob
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
im sorry! i'm feeling rednecky tonight
Strange as angels says:
A like "oh my god that is such a hick boyfriend name"
Strange as angels says:
XD Not that hicky XD
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
:D!!!!!
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
hicky
Strange as angels says:
lol whoops :P
Strange as angels says:
Carl :D
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
>D!!!! no!!!
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
XD XD XD
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
that's such a gay name! XD
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
Harold. XD
Strange as angels says:
XD Well, it's supposed to be stupid :P
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
*cracks herself up*
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
Petey xD XD XD XD
Strange as angels says:
Harold is an old person name XD
Strange as angels says:
XD!!
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
*seriously laughing*
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
kl
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
,
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
m'
Strange as angels says:
Havin' fun over there :P
Strange as angels says:
?
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
i couldnt even answer tlolf a
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
this is so funny
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
shdhdha
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD x 10
Strange as angels says:
XD What the hell are you laughing at? XD You're so giddy :P
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
and just when i finally stopped, i reread "i'm feeling skinny tony says:
Petey xD XD XD XD
Strange as angels says:
Harold is an old person name XD
Strange as angels says:
XD!!"
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
I AM ToO!! XE XD XD
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
*collapses laughingly in your arms*
Strange as angels says:
You have drastic moodswings, you know? XD
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
PLEASE MAKE HIM NAMED PETEY!!!!!!!!!!
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
XD XD
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
I KNOW!!!XD
Strange as angels says:
*will do it for you babe*
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
:D :D :D
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
*attack of the :D faces*
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
they're clawing at the windows!!!!
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
hahahaha you know what?
Strange as angels says:
You meant the RETURN of the :D faces :P
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
my nanny says "winda"
Strange as angels says:
What?
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
XD whatever
Strange as angels says:
XD!
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
instead of window, she says "winda"
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
we make fun of old nanny
Strange as angels says:
*pokes at her accent*
Strange as angels says:
*the nanny's that is* :P
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
:D
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
we're like "nanny! the flies are in the WINDA!"
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
XD
Strange as angels says:
XD
Strange as angels says:
I'm TRYING to reply here you know XD
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
but seriously, she wore this HOT PINK running suit one day with matching pink tennis shoes
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
XD :P
Strange as angels says:
LMAO
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
and she has huge mother of sunglasses
Strange as angels says:
*picturing that*
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
they take up her whole face
Strange as angels says:
ROTFLMAO
i'm feeling skinny tony says:
:D we're like "Nanny: Terminator III"
Strange as angels says:
XD!!
The face, XD, is anime-y but it personifies how I feel. I'll keep going.
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* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:38:24 AM * * *
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