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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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* * * * Saturday, June 15 * *
wrote up four pages chockfull of goodness. actually, it's all study notes (key terms and a chart) for religion exam on monday. woohoo. i know like four defintions out of one hundred! :D i rule.
i feel like reading the paper bag princess. i remember that weiner, ronald. who was stinky? i can't remember whether it was her or him. ahh, probably her.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:22:45 PM * * *
* * * * Friday, June 14 * *
thank you very much, oh mr roboto says:
*is brought on maury*
"You want to... while standing... Why didn't I think of that?" says:
XD ha ha, Maury
"You want to... while standing... Why didn't I think of that?" says:
I don't know what I find so funny about him.
thank you very much, oh mr roboto says:
:D maury's amazing
thank you very much, oh mr roboto says:
he's so heartfelt and caring!
"You want to... while standing... Why didn't I think of that?" says:
And so old!
thank you very much, oh mr roboto says:
sending bad girls to boot camps really shows he cares!
"You want to... while standing... Why didn't I think of that?" says:
Yes!
thank you very much, oh mr roboto says:
making transvestites look their true sex CLEARLY indictates a nice old man appeal going on!
thank you very much, oh mr roboto says:
that, and he's downright sexy.
he patted my bun and asked me what movie we watched in class. i never talked to him otherwise. i'm such a weenie. getting new frames! :D they're thick and burgundy. mommy & i went to the mall today. i bought a video guide, which rates over 18,000 movies. wooo. my ice river springs water isn't tasting that great. i got burger king today with my mom. i put the burgers on my lap to keep them warm because my mom drives for a good ten minutes, so we can park on the side of the road to eat.
me: here, i'll keep your burger here
mom: my whopper is in your crotch!
yeah. that was kinda random and made me laugh. & going to order at the drive thru, the radio was off. subconsciously though, my mom turned down the volume dial so she could hear the girl :D then she told me the guy who made our burgers, whom we could see through the little scrubby window, was checking me out. mkay there, mom. i made fun of him, and called him a nerd and finally came to the theory he could hear us :D that would've been funny
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:07:05 PM * * *
nerovus. anxious. excited. prepared. unprepared.
soifhoaijgasjfp@!$
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:13:28 AM * * *
no concert for laurie. getting new frames instead. boolia will have to be without the luscious laurie for one night - can she bare it?
im going to do it. i will. talk to whatshisface. I WILL> dont worry.
tomorrow is the last day of school.
i have a hacking cough.
smaller.
small.
tiny.
hi.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:12:25 AM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, June 11 * *
i smell like pool. i have to pee. weezer concert + dashboard confessional opening + $20 + molson ampitheatre = IHFIOgdsouihsjkghslkdhg!!!
but anyway. my law project consists of me finding charges against this HIV-positive manwhore, defending him, defending his victims & such. quite excitingly manslut stuff. boring legal crap though. my mommy bought new cups! :D they're all purply and blue-greeny and just pretty to look at while chugging juice.
when i wake up late & panic and start to cry in the morning, my mommy makes me a lunch. i love that. she knows i won't have time so she spends five minutes slapping bread together and getting juice boxes. i love her. she deserves a backrub tonight.
julia wrote me a "note" which consisted of all our/my/her favourite weezer/dashboard confessional/etc lyrics on a sheet of paper. i'll return the favour tomorrow in class. i can't find my media binder which means i can't find study notes for my exam. hold on - i'll go check my room ;D
our upstairs bathroom is interesting. we have this tiny little shelf-hangy basket right beside the toilet, on the wall. there, we keep a "life's little instruction book," our bathroom book & "an altogether NEW book of top ten lists from late night with david lettermain" (which was published in 1991 :D his badhair stage..).
- now, i understand if you're like "whuuuuuut. a BATHROOM book. whut's that? huh? scratch muh arm, billy bob!" but let me explain. our bathroom book is a tiny, thick journal where we write to each other. the idea of it is quite gross, but we write before we touch anything - gross. it's just something we saw on oprah. except, there's was a under-the-pillow book thing ;D oops. it's almost like a guestbook because company comes over and signs it >:D
once, a very good friend of the family brought chocolate into the bathroom, smeared it on the page and wrote "oops, had an accident!" and i was so shocked, i smelled it to check ;-) classy. we have four books filled now. it's kinda kooky. don't you hate it when you have to pee superbad so you don't check before you sit down, and you sit down on the seat cover? and then you have to wash down the seat before you sat on it naked? i hate that. not like it's happened or anything.
i was told to punch someone in the mouth today because they threatened to drool on me. haha, ew.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:27:25 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, June 10 * *
help meee. scarlet pimpernel helped me realize the true nature of humans how? :-( this will eventually result in my failing miserably. and bringing large watermelons to bring to english class so i can lob them subtly at my teacher. yay scheming. DO WORK NOW LAURIE NOW NOW NOW NOW. aahhh i can't eveen make myself try.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:23:43 PM * * *
i just realized how cool my cousin is. he has a band and listens to:
zao, reach the sky, reel big fish, relient k, alkaline trio, nbl, ten yard fight,the aquabats, less than jake, catch 22, teen idols, belvedere, hope conspiracy, union 13, flogging molly, strung out, bane, figure four, hot rod circuit, good riddance, ensign, face to face, dogwood, subb, the vandals, weezer, big wig, bouncing souls, strech arm strong, no motiv, further seems forever, grade, strike anywhere, 88 fingers louise, atom and his package, slick shoes, poison the well, jugheads revenge, anti-flag, buck-o-nine, cky, dashboard confessional, goldfinger, hot water music, lagwagon, mad caddies, no use for a name, nofx, pennywise, five iron frenzy, the ataris & agnostic front .
he's my own cousin & i'm jealous. he's got a band, swift kick, and they're playing at some 19+ underground bar soon. my other cousin, his brother, likes goodwill & bowling shirts & owns a pair of red denim jeans. why are my cousins suddenly so cool? hee. it's sometime past 11. i haven't started my essay. uh oh for laurie.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:21:02 PM * * *
its 830. hee hee. no essay for laurie! :D i'll write it up during tv then get up early tomorrow to type it out. blah. no more watermelon juice!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:12:35 PM * * *
it's so very hot out. at eight, i'm buckling down and starting to write my essay. hee. it's on the scarlet pimp(ernel) and i'm on page 40. eeeeeeeek :D
i have watermelon juice on my face. i was eating no-seed watermelon slices! boy howdy.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:55:58 PM * * *
i bought the best shorts from wal-mart today. i'm so very proud.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:29:08 AM * * *
i hate my law project. i hate those fly bugs that come in your holey windows at night, and cling to your ceilings, walls or any source of light. preferrably your monitor. ew. i hate itchy hospital pants. i hate back pain. i hate not being able to sleep some nights. i hate feeling hot when wearing a sweater, but feeling freezing when wearing a tank top or shirt. i hate disks that get stuck in computers. i hate brothers who throw pens at you and say you deserve a punch to the face. i hate hair dye that doesn't work. i hate feeling creeped out by those stupid bugs.
ineedsleep.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:22:04 AM * * *
* * * * Sunday, June 9 * *
It's fine. Really. Just fine. Fine. Fine fine fine fine fine ifne ifne infneinfnefinenfinefinefinefineinfine.
can you still the hear the last goodnight?
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:35:13 AM * * *
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