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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Thursday, June 27 * *
i am NOT going driving with my dad again. we went to this fishing road thing, which goes under a bridge, and it just stops at some old train thing. well, i did not understand the whole shifting thingees (reverse, drive, etc.) but i finally got it. i could brake quickly, slowly, look behind me correctly, turn. i have a BIG problem with parallel parking and backing into places. i will suck. i would start moving over to the side of the deserted road accidentally, and my dad would yell at me. like, i'm JUST going to start moving, stop yelling!
i need my g1. and a job. jen's convincing me to work at mcdonald's. ahh. i have gone to town like six times since summer started. it got boring today. i've shopped too much. but i got amazing clothes, hee. yeah...i think i'll work at mcdonald's. it's not that bad. it's either drive thru, grill or counter work. i like a couple kids from school who work there. and free mcdonalds hookups for laurie, hee. well, actually. only half price, ah. i am frightened by working the counter though.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:54:41 PM * * *
Today I watched...
Maury: Paternity tests prove who the daddy is!
Jenny Jones: Identical twins get makeovers to look different
Jerry Springer: Pregnant stripper, pregnated by a transsexual (so sadly funny) and pregnant party girl
Ricki Lake: Teens who have weight problems and food addictions
The Ananda Lewis Show: Girls who adopt violent behaviour
Jenny Jones (another ep.): Determined mothers fight for custody
Change of Heart: Two ugly losers have showering problems
Rosie O'Donnell Show: Lauren Graham, Drew Carey and Dule Hill and fruity John McD
My summer has been overrun by trashy talk shows. I think I call myself nerdy too much. I'm having hard hunger pains. Those are the worst. I was scarfing kiwis at my brother's graduation reception. Mwah. Listening to the Culture Club after midnight really makes a girl want to...do freaky things :D I'm so boooored. But out of my TV-binge today, I saw the best things. Richard Simmonson this mattress commercial where this announcer guy threatens to drop this bowling ball on Richard, and he screams LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. I was in a really bad, crampy mood all today but that made me laugh SO hard :D :D Then! On Ricki Lake, GUESS WHO SHOWED UP! >:D Of course!
I want Richard Simmons to call me on the telephone. Or I could join his Clubhouse. I'd want a piece of that action.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:45:54 AM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, June 25 * *
My family doesn't understand I only like chicken balls, chicken wings, breaded shrimp and that's it. No rice, no eggrolls, no moo goo yang crap or ANY sauce.
When I was in Senior Kindergarten, I had this friend, Joel. We both had nice hair, his was dark and curly and mine was light brown and curly-ish. We dared each other to cut a lock from each other's hair. I got out those trusty non-cutty Crayola scissors and cut mine. He was cutting his when Mrs. Wheeler, the teacher, caught him and got mad. Hee.
I just remembered something else from SK. I was on these great big swings. Remember the worn-out huge curves of dirt that caved in underneath your feet, under the swing? From all the feet and crap. Well anyway, I fell off the swing and landed, yes, on my stomach in the curvy U-shaped thingee. I was crying and had the wind knocked out of me, so the teacher made me lie down. Yay.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:37:18 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, June 23 * *
My right eye is twitchy and burning. Hmm. But yeah, the beach was fun today. Tanya, Jen and I went. There was some gross dead fishies floating by, with tiny dead minnows. If I was cracked out like I normally am, I would've started talking about how the dead minnows just wanted to be like the dead fishies so they died too. POSERS! I'm bored. :D My nanny and grampa are here. I like when they come. The house always smells of coffee (nanny's addiction, alongside picture-taking, gum and Pepsi) and they wake up early. My nanny wears consistent hot pink running suits and HAS to watch her 6 o'clock news. She gets dangerous if she doesn't, hee.
I should start plinking people. I save them as favourites but never work up the energy to plink them.
Word of the Day: PLINK
- (puh-luh-eenk)
- to be plugged and linked simultaneously
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:30:41 PM * * *
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