Just because I'm trendy....
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Laurie
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Steven Lee. My mom had to tell me that one. Steven and Lee were both guys my mom had crushes on :D
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? After myself? No, much too unoriginal.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Aimée. It's very French and cute. She signs her notes with "Mé" ;D
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Well, my last name. They add letters. It's very annoying.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Ha, no. That's rather stupid. I wouldn't want to be compared to Cher.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Yeah.
(8) Do you think God has a gender? Male. Anything's possible though.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? Biblically? ...What does counteract mean? I think my answer is no, if I'm interpreting this the right way.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? Well, I'm one of those organizations...
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? Heaven or Hell.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Nope, it's not like I having anything to be ashamed of so yeah.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Very.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Everyone.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? All the time.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I don't tell jokes...I make fun of myself and other people.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? "Crack" :D Enough said.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? Oh, there's PLENTY where that comes from. Trust me ;D So conceited.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Yes. AND when they're watching. I bump and grind, baby.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Hmm. That Blu Cantrell song is high on my list.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Some Deftones songs.
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Sublime - "Date Rape"
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? Dashboard Confessional - "Hands Down"
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? Never been done. "Tainted Love" by Marilyn Manson would make me swoon :D I absolutely love that song, redone by him.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Any 80s horror movies, The Breakfast Club....I can't think of any others.
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? That's usually the case, but occasionally the sequels are better (American Pie 2, Wayne's World 2, Terminator 2)
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? I don't do Star Wars. I like those little fuzzy forest bears though. Wookies or something?
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? 80s horrors. Although it's not like they can go back and make more. But I'd love that.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Action. I hate them
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste. Hardly healthiness.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? The Kraft singles. Yay for processed cheese.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? I'm a processed girl living in a processed world!
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Yeah. Food is taste. I don't care where it came from.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? I only eat steak. So I don't feel much guilt.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC. I had a Mac. It was my second computer. I played "Freddi Fish" and "Fatty Bear." I LOVED Fatty Bear.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? I don't care at all.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Not really. You laugh as three letters (lol). Not as fun.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? Yes.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Ha, I am much too poor for that fancy business.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Yes. Only when I'm on my rag.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? They can be scruffy and girls love it. Most girls. Well, some girls. Okay...me.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? Nothing. I love boys.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? What they're thinking.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Hee, yup.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Ben Stiller, Conan O'Brien, Marilyn Manson, Luke Perry (:D)
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Sandra Bullock, but only told that once. I don't believe it.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? I have NO idea.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Haha, not really.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Probably Conan's, hee :D
(51) Do you want to be them? YES BECAUSE IM OBSESSED WITH CONAN. Haaa, reminds me of that Sugar & Spice girl.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? I did when it was funny...even though I didn't understand.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? Ha, no.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Nope.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? The what?
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? I think I already answered this...
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? ...What?
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Probably in math class sometime.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? No. I leave math alone, it leaves me alone. Capisce?
(60) What do you think of pi? EASY AS 3.14! :D I'm SUCH a nerd now.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? No - it's not like I have any sexy information.
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered, but I would feel bad.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? I don't do dating. But either is okay.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? It would get a bit confusing, but who cares.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Nope. I don't care whatever society thinks about it.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Shallow.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Well, nobody else sees it, but me.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? ...Are you kidding me? You must be joking. I'm dead sexy.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Yeah.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? Haha, I didn't even notice.
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? My burgundy "geek" glasses. I can't live without them...literally, I can't see at all. So yeah.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? Luke Perry in his Buffy days. Mmm, so friggin' sexy! :D
(73) How badly do you want it? Oh, you wouldn't believe...
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Nope. I'll rent it someday when I'm bored.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Hee hee.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? :D My mom plays this one tape that I know off by heart, and she plays it late November. So not really.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? Probably 25. But I want to grow old.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Hmm. When I was little, I had this cartoon costume. I'll scan the picture later. It's adorable.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? A dead hippie. It was rather stupid.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? Thanksgiving. There are no presents to freak out over. People do freak out over food though..
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Celebrate the Monkeys Day.
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? Ask me that again.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? Pretty good, actually.
(84) What is your earliest memory? I remember when I was about three, and Scott had the chickenpox. Brad and I were fighting, on the floor, over a pukegreen crayon while my mom was in the kitchen, on the phone. Scott was playing with Legos on this hideaway bed. Hmm.
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? I have too many.
(86) What is your strangest memory? :D I can't remember any ones that stick out.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? I don't "wish" to. I already have, probably. Hehe.
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? All Dogs go to Heaven, 8 Seconds, Romeo & Juliet, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (happy, sweet tears), Original Sin, Selena, and like thousands more...
(89) What book makes/made you cry? A Walk to Remember (seriously, so much better than the movie)
(90) What song makes/made you cry? A lot. Trust me.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? Everything. My friends and family. Stupid people. People, in general.
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? No, I like me as me. I don't want to do an Olsen twin thing.
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? Not really.
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Oh, you better believe it, skank.
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? M'eh. I've had some twisted 200 question survey once.
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? I guess some of them were amusing.
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? Kind of.
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? No idea.
(99) How would you have answered it? --
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Most of the time, whenever I talk to them.
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? Pat Benatar rules.
