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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, July 13 * *
The first quote is from Corky Romano, when he was infiltrated to the skinheads. He wore a purple fannypack with a swastika on it, and some bald skin-wigs, and a poofy black jacket :D
The second quote, correctly answered by Boolia, is from Wayne's World 2 by Dell Preston.
miss chi xo: :D no, thank YOU! ;-) *does that weird pointy thing* <-- I suppose that doesn't really help in describing what I was doing. um. anyway! ^_^
Indie Eyes: the gun-pointy hand thing?
miss chi xo: yeah! wow! lol
come on down and follow me
to the bottom of the sea
we'll join in the jamboree
at the codfish ball!
last saturday, i got bored with a washboard green marker and coloured in my big toenail. I've tried washing it in the shower like all week, but some of the green WON'T come off. Soap won't work. I've even tried an old sponge :-( So the edges of my toenail are green. Not very appealing.
WHY DID EVE AND JEN GET KICKED OFF BUG JUICE!! THEY WOULDN'T INFORM ME!! :-( AND NOBODY KNOWS EITHER! TELLING US WOULD PLEASE US! I CRIED WHEN EVE AND JEN LEFT. IT WAS VERY SAD. I LIKE USING CAPS.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:54:25 PM * * *
Hey guys! Wanna go snort some heroin then later, commit some hate crimes?
Twisted Sister makes me extremely hyper. They were in Pee Wee's movie :D With big, fluffy wavy hair.
Wehn I was little, my mom gave me Farrah Fawcett wings. Apparently, I loved them.
Played Hide & Seek with my cousins last night - they never found me. But I had to come out of my hiding place eventually because my feet were numb.
I ran into a diagonal wire on the side of the house. I have a red line on my chin, and one near the side of my crotch because I like wrapped my body around it.
School starts soon. I'm somewhat happy about that.
My cousins left today.
Went out to Pizza Hut yesterday. We had a cute, nervous, new waiter. I was nice to him :D
I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
>> Someone tell me where the first & last random lines come from. They're both from different movies. TELL ME. MY GUESTBOOK IS LONELY SO IM SUBJECTED TO HAVING A CONTEST :D JUST FOR PUBLICITY PURPOSES.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:10:50 AM * * *
* * * * Friday, July 12 * *
Well, we didn't go yesterday. Instead I stayed home with my cousins. We did just about nothing until around 5. We started playing Monopoly but then I realized I had to hang out the laundry and do the dishes. Then, I got into this bustle-bustle mood so I was cleaning everything in my path. Cleaned up the warzone of our living room, and the kitchen, made juice, fixed up the counters. I was rockin' it :D
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:44:25 PM * * *
* * * * Thursday, July 11 * *
Went cruising with Ashley today. We're going to the BMW biker convention tomorrow. We're going to get volunteer hats and patches, and be allowed in the friggin beer tent. We rule. All because we curiously walked through the park where over a thousand bikers from worldwide are tented out, and got accepted. So now we're returning tomorrow with lunches and sexy clothes and are prepared to stay there for the most part of the day, hanging out with bikers.
:D There was this biker, who was riding through the park, blaring some famous bagpipe song. I was like "YEAH!" and he smiled at us. Some bikers are creepy, but for the most part, they're really nice and happy people. My mommy bought me "Footloose" because I haven't seen it yet. I got my record card today. 82 average. OH YEAH. Media - 86. Law - 77 (that stupid exam screwed me over). English - 84. Religion - 80. You know I rule.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:45:07 AM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, July 10 * *
I'm so jealous of all the Saved by the Bell kids. Their rooms are so big, and they all have window seats and windows that open up without a screen being there. And that oh-so-convenient branchy tree RIGHT there so their boyfriends (the girlfriends don't climb) can come right in. If my boyfriend ever came to my window, I'd have to break the screen. Then he'd have to stand on logs or a pile of old rugs we have there so he can actually hoist himself up. Oh yeah.
:-( A lot of people from my school are going to the Weezer & Dashboard Confessional concert in Toronto. I was going to go to that. AAAAAAAAa. My mom got me an actual, serious book on GNOMES. Oh you're just jealous. And blah! My ten-year old cousin, Rebecca, is annoying me so much. She copies everything I do. I told her Rocky was my favourite from Three Ninjas, and I told her I couldn't remember the middle brother's name but I knew it started with a C. The next night, while watching it, she's like "He was always my favourite" and "His name starts with a C, I think." Like, argh! You need your own opinions! And it pissed me off tonight. She HAD to shut the window because the birds wake her up in the morning, and she HAD to drape a thick blanket over the curtains because the sun wakes her up in the morning too :P GO INTO THE BASEMENT THEN. I need my radio on, my window open and my curtains...well....uncovered.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:59:46 AM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, July 9 * *
I LOVE THE NEW LAYOUT, RAE! :D It's so black and pink and pretty and to be completely cliché, bewitching!
:-( My mommy bought ceramic paints and ceramic creatures. Rebecca and I each got a butterfly and ladybug. I got psycho on the ladybug first and didn't colour in the engraved lines or anything, and painted colour over colour so it's some freaky rainbow thing. Rebecca's all like "Oh, that's....different." So I was like "Pfft." Then we each worked on the butterflies at the same time. Mine was very "in the lines" and pretty. I finished before her, and she's like "Oh, it's PRETTY. Your other one....well, that was a practice, right?" So I walked away, ignored her and muttered under my breath "No." :P :P I AM A UNIQUE REBEL - APPRECIATE ME!
New links up, kiddies. Yay! On a random note, Aimée and I were talking on MSN last night. I had to get offline and it was midnight, so she told me to call her. Rebecca, who's sleeping on my floor for the week, was probably upset because I could only talk to her in my room. She soon fell asleep. I talked to Aimée until 3:30 a.m. I can't remember half what we talked out. I remember laughing about prank phonecalls, talking about prom plans, and her boyfriend. Stupid girl stuff, but it was a nice four and a half hour conversation. I love night talks.
Jen thinks the layout is creepy. I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS, JEN. Hee. Because you suck. Here's a hyper conversation I had just now with Jenniiiiiiifer.
King Triton? Pancake Nipples says:
well actually no one will go see LIKE MIKE with me
I wanna see Bif Naked says:
i'll go
I wanna see Bif Naked says:
but it would be embarrasing
I wanna see Bif Naked says:
to be seen in it
King Triton? Pancake Nipples says:
jshahahaha
King Triton? Pancake Nipples says:
YES
King Triton? Pancake Nipples says:
I WIN
We're going Saturday night. WE RULE. "You have received a new e-mail message from Her Sexual Desire" or so my MSN alert tells me :D Oh, how I giggled.
You don't know how much this scared me.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:11:03 PM * * *
I love Bryan Callen, an old cast member of MadTV. He was hot.
I played Risk. I lost. I played Monopoly. I lost. I watched Camp Nowhere. I watched half of Three Ninjas. Mm, that Rocky. Hee, he's technically like 23 now, but it makes me feel perverted finding him, a 12-year old, cute :D I'm so dirty. Listening to Metallica "For Whom the Bell Tolls" and "Die, Die My Darling" which I love the lyrics of.
I need to get out of this house. Maybe tomorrow, I'll go to Belleville or have a movie day with Ashley.
I was watching oldschool Saved by the Bell, and Jessie's REBEL cousin had a Misfits poster on his wall. That's so 80s and I laughed.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:35:41 PM * * *
I want to plug Boolia's new blog. I think it's snazzy. The URL and the title would make one wonder so let me explain...
I was lying down on a slide, looking up at my friends through some weird steel lattice. But Boolia had a skirt on, so I'm like "Nice crotchshot there!" We laughed and found that it stuck. However, she bought this bright red pants that flare out at the bottom, and I said she looked like Pam Dawber from Mork and Mindy. Hee.
THEN, we were talking about some old stoner rockstars. I'm like "Bob....that.....BOB! What's his last name!" (thinking of Bob Dylan), but they both suggested the wrong answers. So I yelled out "Bob....the scruffy one!" Julia laughed and it stuck. Well. Wasn't that both educational and exciting? I should go on PBS.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:24:42 AM * * *
I went to go see Men in Black II tonight with Jen and Julia. It was funny. MICHAEL JACKSON RULES AS A GUEST CAMEO - "I could be Agent M." in his soft whispery Michael voice. Hee. I couldn't stop laughing. And Martha Stewart, because she's creepy and overpriced. Then we walked downtown, called my mom and went to the creepy dirty Tim Hortons downtown. Lots of people were there. We talked for about twenty minutes, then wandered around the marina until she arrived. We drove Jen and Julia home, then listened to my Barry the whole way back. A good night.
I was watching Three Ninjas with Rebecca. I hate that stupid Emily girl with her beaver teeth and "Oh, Rocky!"ness. Grr. He's mine. Hey, the sweaty (we lack fans in this room) underside of my breasts (hee, Aimée mocks me because I don't like the word boobs) is sticking to my ribcage skin. Or whatever. It feels funny. Talking to Aimée. Yay, I like talking to her. She's ranting about X Files.
1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Hee, no. There was a phase where they were popular, but I was too much of a nerd to actually buy and wear them.
3. Have you ever written a song? Just the lyrics. In the bathtub. About dying my hair.Yeah.
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? No.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? Yeah.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Eww, yes.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? On. I love ketchup. It rocks.
8. Can you touch your toungue to your nose? If I really tried hard, maybe.
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Ha, no.
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? Yes. Several times for different reasons.
11. Have you ever put your toungue on a frozen pole? I'm too chicken to.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? Open-mouthed eaters, poser punks, Martha Stewart, math. Bunch of crap.
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone? That makes no sense. I try to slurp the little drops at the bottom sometimes.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? We have no straws :-(
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Whopper. Mmm.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yeah.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I only shop with my mom. Besides, we don't GET paper bags - only plastic. SCREW YOU AMERICA!
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Depends on my mood.
19. Did you have a baby blanket? If so, what did you call it? I didn't.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? I did.
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? Nope. Just talked sanely to a friend while sleeping :P
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? I think so.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? That's gross. Boys always look like they have purple-blue eyeshadow on when they do that.
24. Are you double jointed? No.
25. If you could be any age, what would you be? 21 probably. College, car, money, job, boyfriend (heh), etc. Complete freedom.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yes. I slept with gum in my mouth. Except, I thought the gum was swallowed then made its way through my scalp. Then I realized it falls out of your mouth.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? No.
28. What is your dream car? Some snazzy little thing.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? NO. I hate sharks more than anything.
31. How many cavities do you have? Hee.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Probably when I was little. My brother used to sneak them to snarf on when he was younger :D
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window? Hard to say. Maybe window?
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No.
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? I pick up pens, keys, rocks (when they're at the bottom of the pool), etc. I'm so talented. I SHOULD GO ON RIPLEY'S!
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? 4.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? No, surprisingly. I'm always afraid to drool or something.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? In the last year, none.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? America. Once. Soon to be twice.
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? No. Me? Run? :D
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Rich and unhappy. People don't normally pick this answer, lol.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float. Struggling makes it worse. I saw that on Jungle Book or The Secret Garden or something.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? I can't remember the last time I was, but yes.
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? No.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? I don't know. Alice was in some crazy stoned story, while Cinderella just got pretty. :P Nice role models, Disney!
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Obviously, crayons.
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? What's dark bread? Is that wheat? Well, I don't mind either.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Fried. Down with scrambled.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? No, it just died on us in the middle of nowhere.
51. Do you talk in your sleep? I have before.
52. Would you rather snovel show or mow the lawn? Mow the lawn. I love doing it.
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? Probably bitten.
54. Have you ever played in the rain? Who hasn't?
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? Shark. Ugh. You should know how I feel.
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? If the kitten was a nice kitten, maybe. I haven't climbed one in over two years...
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Yes. I did a project on them in grade five. (NERD)
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke? Neither. I'm anti-cola.
59. Whats your favorite number? 3.
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Sports car probably. El Camino.
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Nope. Purposely, though? Yes.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? MY dinner table? Yes. Not at some restaurant's or someone else's.
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yes. So scary.
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Regular, I guess...Dove or Ivory. We're fancy folks.
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Nope.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons. Much more popularity and recognition, as greedy as that sounds. But it's true.
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Conan O'Brien. He'd be nice, I think.
68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk? What.
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? Huge nose.
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? Yeah, too bad for them.
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didnt like? Maybe.
72. Have you ever returned a gift? I'm too nice. My nanny once gave me a Pocahontas jumpsuit. Yeah.
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? That's cheap. But maybe :D
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? I have no clue.
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 or something.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? I would say it nicely: "Hee, oh I have this already, but I always wanted two! Hee, Nanny."
77. Do you sing in the car? YES.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? Dumpster. Smelly, but not sticky and hard to get off your body.
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? Pugs. Or those super wrinkly ones. I'd constantly play with their folds of fat. So cute.
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Yes.
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? What's a stingray? Mountain bike, I guess.
82. What is your least favorite fruit? I love all fruit.
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? Probably a lot, haha.
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? I have no idea. I love lots of stores.
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? 725 :D I dunno.
86. How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career? Letters, whut?
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? I thought I would be able to beat the weakest of us all, Candice, but even she beat me once. I suck.
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Army. Those stupid commercials are getting to me.
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Probably.
90. What do you think is your best feature? My back. Very archy and pretty :D
91. If I were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Moby-like music. I wish.
92. What is your favorite season? Winter, fall and summer.
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? Five, including me.
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Taste. Hee.
95. Would you be a more succesful painter or singer? Singer, probably. I'd be one of those singers that doesn't even have a good voice. I am a horrible painter.
96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise? No. That's creepy and sad. Poor turtles.
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? 2, possibly 4.
98. Have you ever had surgery? No. I almost did once when I was one.
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Football player.
100. What do you like to collect? Stickers, pins, 80s stuff and random fun things.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:03:53 AM * * *
* * * * Monday, July 8 * *
Instead of watching Three Ninjas, we played a huge four-hour game of Risk. It was fun. I was pink, and I moved from a small troop in Upper Canada to the side of Asia to Australia. I had like ninety troops :D Aaron owned all of Asia, and wanted to capsize everyone. So we formed an alliance: He goes out and fights, and I stay home (and build up troops, so when we're forced to break the alliance, I'll win ;D). It was the best. But then it got really boring, and Nancy left so we all quit. Aaron claims he won. Yeah right.
We're making a home movie today. They made one yesterday in the woods without me, but they accidentally taped over it. It was FUNNY. Since my cousins have arrived, I've been falling asleep easy at night. I want waffles. Orhgioshgs@! I made waffles yesterday, with cut up slices of nectarine and strawberries scattered on them. Mmmm. But we ran out of all the good fruit. So I'm forced to eat NORMAL waffles. Pssh, whatever.
My dad just made fun of me. I was listening to John Mayer on the computer, when he walked by. "Oh, Laurie..." (in a sympathetic tone) I was like "What?" and he said "I didn't know you could live without listening to Barry Manilow 24/7..." :P But I took it as a compliment. And what was especially cool? On Saturday, Josslyn, Jen, Julia, Claire and I all piled into Josslyn's basement and played nonstop records. Barry Manilow, Cyndi Lauper, AC/DC, Foreigner, Tommy James & the Shondells, ZZ Top, Michael Jackson, Pat Benatar, Donny Osmond (hee), Kenny Rogers and so many others I cannot remember for the life of me. We played with my Dance Party game, killed random earwigs, got freaked out by her psycho (I swear) dog Goliath (he's like a foot tall, hah) and watched The Little Mermaid. We made the snarkiest comments throughout the whole movie, and even noticed a naughty feature: the priest that marries Ariel & Eric has a boner. Hee. Then, we sang all the featured songs. And we made fun of King Triton's nipples - Julia called them Pancake Nipples. Haha. So my new MSN name is "King Triton? Pancake Nipples" and a lot of people don't understand. Hee.
Well, off to snarf down syrupy oh-so-healthy waffles. Yay.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:18:09 AM * * *
* * * * Sunday, July 7 * *
My hair's being nice and curly and pretty tonight. My cousins are down for a week. We rented a Playstation, and two games. Spyro and some Vigilante A game. I like Spyro WAY too much that I'm throwing down the controller when he can't reach the edge. We traded in "Mission Impossible" game for the Vigilante. There was this mission where you had to kill this murderer lady, drug the Ambassador's Aide and plant smoke detectors. I never played - my cousin did. But I liked that level. It was fun.
We rented The Dirtbike Kid, Three Ninjas, Parenthood, Wayne's World 2 and Camp Nowhere. Also, my mom's getting Heavyweights and Sandlot from the library. Those are the movies we loved as kids. I had the biggest, most unbelievable crush on Rocky. And I have a feeling I still like his character :D He was so "aww" and liked that Indian girl. I really want to watch it now.
I love "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer. He's cute. There's a article interview thing in some new rock magazine of Josslyn's and in some photo shoots, he has a monkey on him :D I know I like him NOW. Hah. Anyway. We're hooking up the VCR, so I can go watch my movie now. Hee. Oh yeah - I have to tell this online girl I had a dream about her last night ;D Sounds weird, but it was a nice dream.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:05:13 PM * * *
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