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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Friday, July 26 * *
Brad told me to call Julia. So I called her; it's past midnight.
Julia's Dad: Julia! What's this! What's this going on!
:D He's so French.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:41:47 AM * * *
I'm a very happy girl tonight.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:33:41 AM * * *
* * * * Thursday, July 25 * *
my mom got the neatest thick-framed 'vintage wine' reading glasses. she likes them enough, and i want them all to myself. hee.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:07:42 PM * * *
I feel like sneaking out of the house tonight. Even just to walk around. I get so restless. I need a car. I slept over at Jen's last night. Watched Crossroads, lord help me :P It was cheesy, predictable and completely based on Britney's character. And her whole "I Love Rock and Roll" karoake scene? It sucked. It was boring, long and stupid. She did a horrible remake. And her character, who's shy and meek, gets all skanky on this random pole. We walked downtown for about three hours, ate Tim Hortons sandwiches and donuts, watched a drama police scene go down (restraining order on some girl who the tighest pants and ugliest bottom) and went back home (to watch the movie). After that, we ate, drove to McDonalds to pick up her work schedule and then watched "Meet my Folks." After that, "Big Brother 3" came on and I got excited. At 9:30, Jen wanted to watch MTV Becoming (on Pink) so I went into her bedroom to watch BB3 while she watched Becoming in the living room, lol :D Then we watched MTV Cribs. When both episodes were over, we went to bed but popped in Joe Dirt which I watched fully. She fell asleep. I watched random TV until 2 a.m.
I have a small case of cramps. I smell like watermelon. I'm bored and when I get bored, I look at dozens and hundreds of prom dresses, bridesmaid dresses, wedding dresses and the like.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:39:54 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, July 23 * *
HI BOB! HI STAN! HOW'S THE GO GOING?
:D I love that. I watched some old Much Music interview with The Hives and it was great. They were so...cute. It sounds like my mom is yelling at herself. It's just because I can't hear who she's yelling at. So it's all good.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:30:32 PM * * *
A newspaper clipping from "Headlines" that I found really amusing:
- Friday -- Misty Mae Gallaher, 28, told police she was punched in the face by her live-in boyfriend. Police said Gallaher had small red marks on her left wrist and right arm. She told police her boyfriend probably had a bloody nose. Gallaher said she did not want to press charges because the couple is getting married next week.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:50:28 AM * * *
:D Dashboard was on Letterman. I love Letterman. Okay, I liked their performance enough but what was with Chris' hair? He had some freaky wax cowlick thing going on, hee. Then I watched Conan, who is amazingly awesome. After that, I watched "Meet my Folks" which was really kinda neat. Then, out of desperation, "ElimiDATE" which I don't like. I hated all the girls - they were all whores and slutty and gross and lipglossy and yucky. The guy, who was the BIGGEST horny retard you'd ever seen, made out with the sluttiest girl in the ladies restroom of a club. Some of his eliminating questions to his first four dates: "What kind of panties do you wear?" - "Have you ever been or wanted to be with a woman sexually?" and just gross horny questions like that.
I'm not done my "flip-flopped" novel yet. I hate this main girl. She's so "Oh, my ex-husband Kam is so loving and blah blah" and next she's like "Oh, my current fling is nice and stuff and I like kissing him" and she can't choose. Is the theme of the day about whores? Seriously. I have to sneeze but I can't. And I'm curiously waiting for Scott to return home, because he put his Saturn in the shop to get tinted and I want to see. Also, it's late/early and I can't stand sleeping when someone's not home without reason. I'm weird like that. Somebody stole his underbody lights for his car, supposedly. Sped. I'll go read :P
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:42:35 AM * * *
* * * * Monday, July 22 * *
I'm applying at:
Wal-Mart
Giant Tiger
Independent
Shopper's Drug Mart
Liquidation World
Canadian Tire
Work World
Pet Valu
Roger's Video
McDonalds (they lost my first application/resumé)
I'm so angry with my mom. But on a brighter note, I bought a ceramic cute hippo thing and La Senza men's plaid boxers. AND WE BOUGHT THE NEW ULTIMATE BARRY MANILOW GREATEST HITS CD. Oh yeah.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:18:41 PM * * *
I think too many people find this layout creepy :P You all suck. But another one's coming fairly soon. It'll be super bright, don't you worry. Hee.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:23:44 PM * * *
Well, I had a few bad attacks of heat and nausea right before we were about to leave, so I stayed home. I'm currently reading "IT" and this new book called "flip-flopped" which is kinda m'eh. The main character is too wish-washy and the men in her life are stupid. But anyway. The heat is getting to me. I need a fan on constantly. Our house isn't air conditioned so I'm always like "So....hot....blehhh..." Argh, that just reminded me of that STUPID Nelly song. It's catchy but I hate it.
I haven't talked to anybody in awhile. I'm feeling very housy, and I don't feel like going places. I want to see "Goldmember" and "Like Mike" but I only have enough for one. Obviously, it's going to be "Goldmember." I'll rent "Like Mike" later on down the road. This keyboard sucks, it's frustrating me. Hah, Brad changed our desktop to a picture of "Turtle Turtle" character from Dana Carvey's new movie "Master of Disguises" (which I also have to see :P). It's great.
I'm getting fat. I hate putting on my shorts or cords, so I just wear scrubs (hospital pants) or pajamas around the house. I swim at least four times a week, depending on the weather. I guess the treadmill downstairs COULD be used for something but I'm much too lazy. That's my problem. I look at girls like Boolia, and it's not like I hate myself, but I want to be skinny again. I watched some home video of when I went to the quarry when I was like twelve. Holy crap, I had the most muscular legs and skinny Twiggy-like body. :-( Memories.
During the summer, I can never tell what day it is. I forgot it was Sunday last night so I was so excited to see who was on Conan and yadda. Um, yeah, I'm gay. :D I felt so stupid. But he's on tonight! :D He really just makes my day. I love his picture scrapbooks; they're always so exaggerated and hilarious. But now I guess I'm off to read. There's nothing else for me to talk about. Resumés tomorrow - eek.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:16:03 PM * * *
:D Boolia's gnome is called Pimpin' Pierre Pont, ala Gilmore Girls. His name is Jess not Jesse! :P But anyway. I woke up at 6:45 this morning because of the thunder cracks. It was crazy, because it's been storming since midnight last night.
My mom's making me hand out resumés today. I'm scared because I hate asking for the managers to hand them in. I'm always like super-perky about it, which isn't confidence to me, or really meek and shy.
It's really warm in this house. Like, hot. I hate it. Yeah, and in a couple minutes, I'll watch the remainder of Saved by the Bell then go into the shower. I have to wear dark cords and a dress shirt :-( That's a really stifling outfit, if you ask me.
I hate being scared.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:09:29 AM * * *
* * * * Sunday, July 21 * *
I'm Stewart!
I'm a nerd, but I'm proud to be one. My hobbies consist of studying, racing R/C cars, and being with the one I love. I happen to be very nice and lots of people like me.
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:D I love Pepper Ann. I love Stewart Walldinger only because Luke Perry (Mmm, his Buffy days :9) does his voice. Hee. And I'm like Stewart except for the whole being a boy, and liking racing cars THAT much. Wheeee.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:25:47 PM * * *
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