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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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* * * * Saturday, September 7 * *
We're watching some freaky creepy scary fear-driven show called The Dark Corner. It's good.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:46:19 PM * * *
Jen and I went to go see Fear Dot Com tonight. Stephen Dorff is a sexy beast. His costar was so horrible and the worst actress ever. But the movie was good and scary. One part we all jumped (there were about 15 people in the whole theatre) and I'm like "OHJEEZ!@!". It was great. I dunno, then we waited for her dad to come pick us up. She bought me a pretty green belly button ring for my birthday. SHe's staring at me. Creepy.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:42:48 PM * * *
It's my birthday on Monday. Send me pretty things. Like hugs and cookies and neon Band-Aids and that little girl from that scented toilet spray commercial. Hah. I feel so gross now.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:21:39 PM * * *
Job interview yesterday. Went well. Shawn and Ashley watched me the whole time, and laughed :P Not very nice. Then Ashley drove me to my house where I picked up clothes for the sleepover. We drove back to her house, where we listened to some music and waited for Christina to pick us up. The three of us drove, listening to Dirty Dancing soundtrack, to Kelsey's. From there, we ordered and laughed and had a birthday song for me and the usual. It was really fun. It was past supper time, so we drove around, blaring music. The three of us stopped by a Buy & Sell Shop and bought five CD's for ten dollars. I got Ace of Base and the Labryinth soundtrack. We put on AoB and CRANKED it to the maximum volume. You couldn't believe the looks we got. We were hysterical, screaming at the top of our lungs and laughing. Hee. Then we went back to Christina's and got comfy in bed, talking. But we had to pick up her sister, Amanda. So we piled into the car around 11:30 p.m. and cranked Ace of Base again. Screaming, giggling galore. Oh, yeah. We also got wigs :D I had a bouffant purple wig. Ashley had a white-blonde mod wig (Sci-Fi Dad) and Christina had a short boyish brunette wig (Seventies Stayhome Mom). We picked up Amanda and drove into town with the volume blaring. Yes. We went into McDonalds with wigs (I took off mine..) and pajamas and ordered some burgers. Haha, Pierre kept staring at us from the backgrill. Then we went to A&P and walked around. Ran into a couple people we knew. Hahah, it was great. Then we drove by Aaron's house with our music loud. Finally, we drove home. From there, we got into bed, talked for awhile, laughed, gossipped and finally fell asleep really early, midnight.
Some jokes. BURRITO! (I'm gonna burrito you ALL NIGHT) "is she drunk?" "no." "is she stoned?" "no." "is she retarded?" "yes." and also "He gives you that LOOK. Not the usual guy look that says 'I wanna see you without your clothes.' No, his is more like 'I wanna see you without your SKIN.'" The abundance of the word "creepy" used on my behalf.
There's like a billion more but I'm tired and I'm on my rag so leave me the frig alone. I need to read the best book ever "Teen Angst? Naaah..." by Ned Vizzini. I love him.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:19:51 PM * * *
* * * * Thursday, September 5 * *
I never thought I'd see the day where Michael Douglas slowdances with another gay man. It's quite disturbing because all I can think of is that movie Romancing the Stone with Kathleen Turner. And then the other movie with her, War of the Roses. They both rocked.
That banana is telling my whole life story on the Biography network.
Don't worry, it's not you. THat didnt make sense to me either.,
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:44:31 PM * * *
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You are completely bananas...probably about socks and Jesus! Find out what YOUR inner non-sequitur is! quiz by A.V. Phibes
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:42:09 PM * * *
"last goodbye" - jeff buckley
today was fun. man, i always get really down once i get home, it's so sad. i dunno, aimée was singing some melissa etheridge all day and she kept pretending to hump/seduce me. it creeped me out for awhile. but then i got used to it. i kept getting pelvic thrusts though. in law, we just did a really lame assignment. in politics, we tried (being the key word here) reading pages of this boring crap but aimée and i were really hyper. we could not stop laughing about white walls, feet, and other ridiculous crap. i can't remember half of it. then lunch, where i got seduced many times. a lot happened. i got hyper in the cafeteria and jen charged at me and it was creepy. in sociology, ashley, christina and dayna turned around everything i said into something perverted and how i wanted sex. hee. in spare, candice did her homework while i wrote a page of my story. then kristina came. we played old maid. i was old maid seven times. in a row. i kept screaming, and the grade elevens would look up alarmed but i would be laughing by that time. then i almost peed my pants, and i cannot remember what was so funny that i almost had a bowel movement. blah. carson got his flippy long hair turned into a mullet so the day went well.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:53:03 PM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, September 4 * *
Both my body, head and heart hurt.
I have a interview at McDonalds on Friday.
Someone outside earlier today was blaring Vanessa Carlton's CD for almost an hour.
I feel so dead and empty inside, no emotion whatsoever.
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* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:16:30 PM * * *
Classes was alright today. But I swear, I've talked about that stupid Kyoto Agreement THREE TIMES in every class today1!@ JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY. Hmpf. Ashley & Christina made plans in Sociology about my birthday without informing me :P Politics was okay, but Aimée was making weird noises and she kept trying to kick my desk, and touch my legs with her feet. :D Perv. Law was fine too - we talked about the Kyoto Agreement and that's about it. Lunchtime was fun, I guess. I hit Julia's back hard with my lunchbox :-( I'm sorry, Toolia. But she got me back by putting up an incriminating picture of me in her locker!& During our spare, Candice and I wandered around looking for free computers to use, but there were none. So we played one game of Crazy Eights. Then we decided to start writing stories. So we went to the cafeteria, and Kristina joined us. We yelled to Mary & Steph about some ideas, and then Candice came up with some weird character naming device. I said the word "anticlimactic" and she's like THATS IT! So her secondary character's name is Andy Kleim-Hatic. Figures. HAHAHA "Connie Feshinal" (sounds dirty if you mispronounce the last name >:D)
The bus ride home sucked. I mean, nothing really bad happened. But I got a little sad about some things, and nearly started to cry. But then Chad was talking about how pot makes people grow boobs, so I got a little happier.
I think I'll go write my story./
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:41:32 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, September 3 * *
Period One: LAW
Mrs. Mason rules. I don't like half the students in the class. I sit with Adelle, Aimée, Candice, Jen and Kristina. It's basically all fun in that class, but Mrs. Mason is strict sometimes so it keeps you on your toes.
Period Two: POLITICS
Mrs. Brisbois is okay. The most boring class. With Aimée, Candice, Julia, Jen N., Jen Z. and I can't remember hardly anyone else. Half the class is with students I don't like, haha. We talk alot in this class.
Lunch was great. I brought my lime green Ghostbusters lunchbox & everyone loved it. We were all really hyper and crackheads and Aimée kept seducing me. We sang, I air-humped, danced and yelled.
Period Three: SOCIOLOGY
Mr. Brisbois again. With Ashley, Christina, Dayna and Justine. It's a fun talky class. But it's kinda similar to Politics which sucks. I heard the EXACT same speech about Habitat of Humanity from him in second period as I did here. Blah. We drew on each other and talked about my birthday.
Period Four: SPARE
Played cards with Candice and Kristina in the cafeteria. Haha, I tried playing Solitaire but I suck so we began playing Crazy Eights and crap. Then three games of Old Maid. I WAS THE OLD MAID ALL THREE TIMES. Well, kinda. The second game was funny because we put in two Old Maid cards instead of just one. So both Kristina and I were the Old Maid, haha.
I'm looking through the Sears catalog. BLAH BLAH BLAH. I have no homework. I finished it in my spare. HAVE FUN AT OCSS, STEPH!! :D Even though I've never ever talked to you in real life :P
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:13:01 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, September 2 * *
Tomorrow is school. School. SCHOOL.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:25:34 PM * * *
Julia just slapped my bottom. I feel so violated. She's watching Groundhog Day which rules. Haha, we watched some seriously CRACKED OUT movie today called Wet, Hot, American Summer. So much crazy stuff.
"Yeah! I love sluts! Sluts rock!" :D
I dunno, it;s late. Tomorrow will be fun, tra la la. I know once I head back into the living room Julia's gonna be like passed out sleeping on the couch. She's so tired. Blah. I'm kinda jumpy.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:47:50 AM * * *
* * * * Sunday, September 1 * *
Stoked is today (technically). Should be fun. My face is hot. Scott leaves tomorrow for university.
My aunt told me to put icing sugar and baking soda together in an open container, and earwigs will crawl in and eat it and blow themselves up. My aunt likes to cheer me up.
I don't feel like sleeping. I don't know if that's good or bad.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:47:35 AM * * *
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