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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, September 14 * *
isn't it lovely when your family is having a grand time without you. isn't it just peachy. we had pizza and i left. and then they all get cracked up with their own jokes. that's just so hunkydory for them. i'm so pissed off and i don't know why. i don't feel like talking to anyone or seeing anyone. i don't feel like reading, or watching tv or doing homework. i just feel like doing nothing. which is technically wrong because even when people say they're doing "nothing" they really are. they're doodling or listening to music or talking to you. so there. my mom got me a biography on michael jackson (written in the eighties) from his childhood to his thriller days. i guess i'll go read that. i'm so friggin sick of everything. maybe i'll
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:05:30 PM * * *
I'm back from Jen's. I went over there after supper, Scott drove me. We drove down to Roger's and rented Campfire Stories and Queen of the Damned.
Campfire Stories was SO horrible. Like, undescribably horrible. It looked like it was shot in the 80s, the accents were terrible, the acting was awful, the story plots were empty and the whole movie sucked. Well, I'll probably end up buying it, or watching it with Julia. Heh.
Queen of the Damned was alright. Stuart Townsend wasn't as good as Tom Cruise, but very well just the same. It bored me for about twenty minutes and I fell asleep, but I woke up again and watched the rest. It was very good, I liked it, despite all the creepy vampire theme. M'eh. I think I want to buy the soundtrack. I got giddy when, during a weird vampy rose-petal-bath sex scene, they played "Change" by Deftones. Wheee.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:50:17 AM * * *
fleetwood mac - "everywhere"
scott's home for the university. it's kinda...strange but nice. my posts are so short. blah. my mom's like "stay home for the weekend, laurie! he's HOME, so we can all be together" heh so i sleep over at jen's.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:24:16 AM * * *
* * * * Friday, September 13 * *
watching friends with jen. ahahahah we both started singing "and iiiiiiiiiiii!@^#&" at the EXACT SAME TIMEanananan
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:15:07 PM * * *
* * * * Thursday, September 12 * *
i think im the funniest person alive. MINIGOLF. hairy dad. because im the funniest person alive!&
carlton from fresh prince is my new boyfriend. just because he says "tsk squared" :D
degrassi RULES.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:38:51 PM * * *
best referrals of the week:
will ferrell leprechaun picture conan
pimpin hoes cartoons
well then. i don't want to know. these people rule, but i worry about their mental health. oh well, an audience is an audience. who am i to complain - i wear bob saget pins to school.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:04:24 PM * * *
Distantly Acquainted says:
you know what's cool about me?
I've Changed My Mind So Much I Cant Even Trust It, My Mind's Changed Me So Much I Can't Even Trust Myself says:
"cause i'm through with being cool" no laurie, i do not.
Distantly Acquainted says:
im cool because i dont NEED crack to make me like this
Distantly Acquainted says:
NO CRACK FO MAI!
I've Changed My Mind So Much I Cant Even Trust It, My Mind's Changed Me So Much I Can't Even Trust Myself says:
SAME HERE! that used to be my motto, I'M HIGH ON LIFE!
I've Changed My Mind So Much I Cant Even Trust It, My Mind's Changed Me So Much I Can't Even Trust Myself says:
I'M DRUNK ON JESUS!
I've Changed My Mind So Much I Cant Even Trust It, My Mind's Changed Me So Much I Can't Even Trust Myself says:
hee hee when i went to the youth conference in 2000 ppl were all liek that
Distantly Acquainted says:
lol
Distantly Acquainted says:
HE'S THE JACK DANIELS FOR STRAIGHT EDGE KIDS!
I've Changed My Mind So Much I Cant Even Trust It, My Mind's Changed Me So Much I Can't Even Trust Myself says:
hahahaha!~!!!!!!!
I've Changed My Mind So Much I Cant Even Trust It, My Mind's Changed Me So Much I Can't Even Trust Myself says:
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
Distantly Acquainted says:
HAHHAHAHAHA I DID TOO
Distantly Acquainted says:
i found that personally quite amusing. i so think i'm the funniest person ever
I've Changed My Mind So Much I Cant Even Trust It, My Mind's Changed Me So Much I Can't Even Trust Myself says:
YOU RTUKLE!
Distantly Acquainted says:
i think i rtukle too
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:45:45 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, September 10 * *
referrals are great. except these:
"gross whores"
"pornographic desktop"
"snail trails gay hair" (huh)
"pimp pad"
it's nice to know my audience is, you know, not perverted
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:50:07 PM * * *
yearbooks make me happy. but it makes it weird when you like someone and they're in the yearbook like eight times. but whatever.
and julia, i believe it was animotion who sang "obsession" and not human league.
mr rashotte wrote in my yearbook: "laurie please don't drink beer under the (village name) bridge. you are a great couch potato!" hahaha, awesome. i'm so keeping that fresh for like twenty years from now. he thinks i'm this huge drunk partygirl (hehehe it reminds me of drunk party girl from snl!1#@!) because of pictures that were taken at some party. pssh, so untrue! and i love mr rashotto's couch in class. it was ant infested for awhile. ewwww
i talked to steph tonight. she feels like a criminal for reading my diary. hee. then it got to the topic of sexual fantasies and she went all "brb!" and NEVER CAME BACK. hmpf!
it happened twice today. i was holding my hands in front of my eyes, supporting my head and people keep asking me if i'm crying. blah. my eyes were sore. i'm going to be on the prom committee this year. and kristina thinks i'm stupid but i'll show her.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:44:17 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, September 9 * *
today was a good birthday. i very much enjoyed it. i got presents from julia. they were good presents. but then, when i got home, i had to clean out my old room. and then i just got a fat lip. my dog hit me in the face with her head. it's swelled up but it went down a bit. it's like blood red on the one side. yay.
law class was alright. we talked about some war stuff. i was glad i read the article when we were told to because five minutes later, she asked me a question.
politics class was weird. mr. brisbois, out of nowhere is suddenly like "jen and laurie, are you guys ready to do a presentation?" turns out, we had to do some five minute impromptu speech to grade nines and tens about habitat for humanity, as habitat reps in the cafeteria. yeah. then when we got back to class, we highlighted some definitions on some sheets we were given. boring.
lunch was okay. we ate on the bench, as always, and then walked around a little bit.
sociology sucked. i don't know why but it didn't give me a normal happy feeling. maybe because we had to go into the tech room to find statistics online? and i couldn't find the answers? and i felt really antisocial? probably.
then the grade twelves and OACs had our own short assembly on back to school crap that we've heard for four years now. our new principal seems fine. we all talked through it anyway.
spare was kinda boring. candice did work, i danced in the halls, talked to josslyn and raymond attacked me with a gray sponge. and the bus ride was stupid as always. i wore my david hasselhoff pin and everyone reacted positively to it, but they didn't feel the same about bob saget. pssh, what do they know.
my parents gave me a nice discman. i know that makes them sound really cheap, but its all i asked for and all i wanted. i've needed one for awhile, and i didn't want anything else. my mommy made me great butterscotch pie. it was so very yummy. she made pork chops for dinner, and then she realized i didn't like pork chops. she's all like "i'm such a failure mom!" haha, it was so cute.
i tried calling my brother today but he didn't pick up. WHERE IS HE? why isn't he in his dorm room studying!?!?! haha, it's the first day of classes. but still. he should be studying!! i'll find out where the geek is.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:30:53 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, September 8 * *
im such a dick. okay, its like what? ten minnutes to ten? i need to have my old room completely cleared out before midnight or else i have to move back into that horrible room. wahh. its my BIRTHDAY.
someone called today. i didnt want them to call. i am very perturbed.
i have gotten disconnected three times now. i hate my moms computer. it sucks. hee, my mom wants me to call people morons instead of dickheads. thats like calling someone a jerk. my dad today heard me listening to floggin molly and he's like "well that's not your kind of music" and two days ago ashley said i liked emo. really, all i like is dashboard and random stuff i hear. i dont focus on specific bands or anything labelled emo. so whatever. im angry with barry manilow -- he wont come to canada.
i have to wake up around 5 tomorrow so i can finish my politics. heh.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:58:08 PM * * *
well now i do, but i dont know how to put my new one in. frig im stupid at this stuff
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:38:15 PM * * *
i dont know how to take out my old belly button ring :-(
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:24:26 PM * * *
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