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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, September 28 * *
I don't think I'll ever look at Windex the same ever again. The movie was pretty good - funny at the right moments. Nothing bad or scary or sad happened. My mom and I cried at one part, but it was a good teary moment. I'm listening to Kosheen. M'eh. Julia and I are going to get Steve to take us on a Goodwill cross-Ontario roadtrip to find the perfect prom dress, by promising him "good lovin' ", hee.
I'm actually getting used to my bangs. I really think they're cute and endearing on me, but I'm also the most conceited person ever, so it works. My mom was all "You look like you're seven!" at first, but now she just stares at them, trying to figure them out. It's like they're a math equation to her. I just have to mousse them every day or else they go all freaky. Heh.
I'm chewing on nail polished nails. I hate doing it but the nails are bothering me. Later on, I'll have to floss out all the nail polish chips from my teeth - eww. I feel so bloated and gross tonight. I ate so much today, I was actually considering becoming bulimic for a couple minutes. Yeah.
I did feel like writing more, but now I just feel like laying down. So there.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:55:03 PM * * *
off to see my big fat greek wedding with mommy. had an awesome movie day with ashley today. we rented:
switchblade sisters (which we're going to be for halloween now)
tommyknockers (weird and stupid)
pin (never watched it, but next weekend, we are)
house (never watched it, but next weekend, we are)
monkey shines (hahaha!! we fast-forwarded the boring parts, but the handicap pirouette, paralyzed sex, and exciting ending was still amazing! JULIA!)
heh. it was a fun filled day. we cranked ace of base to her corner store and wore pajamas. the boy at the counter was making fun of us and he was cute and i was all shy. then dave called ashley, and i picked up and went all "hello, dave. it's laurie. i've been waiting for your call" creepy like :D it was yay.
post more later when i have the strength to use capitals. hee.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:11:44 PM * * *
Looking at some old vintage 30s-70s dresses that I could buy from prom. I'm changing my options. Here's the actual serious ones I'm considering buying (beware - these tend to be overly bright and obnoxiously coloured, or hideous printed but I love them nonetheless...don't judge me!):
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And I'll have more later. TELL ME WHICH ONE(S) YOU LIKE BEST!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:07:09 AM * * *
* * * * Friday, September 27 * *
i could not get rid of this brown X fast enough
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:56:55 PM * * *
* * * * Thursday, September 26 * *
as the lights flicker across the floor
blue shadow sprawls
the arm that swivels around the waist
not my waist
my gaze returns to the floor
i'm gay. the dance was pretty gay. i won a coupon for a free pizza for dancing to nirvana. um, cool. i did NOT win an mp3 player (you had to give the dj a good reason - mine was "because i'm SEXY!" but he chose the guys that said "i'm poor and welfare" LOSERS). so i was pissy about that. and my poem basically reveals of what i was feeling halfway through the dance. yay me. i suck. i'm freezing in jen's basement. going to pick up scott at trent tomorrow. i'm gonna give him the awesome gift i bought him.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:30:21 PM * * *
I hacked off my bangs. Not ALL of them. I split them in half - top and bottom. I pinned back the top half, and hacked off the bottom. It's about an inch or so long. Crooked and weird, but they're growing on me (no pun intended)...Dance tonight. Heh. I put Cleopatra-y eyes on myself. And my ruffly black shirt is all cleavagey. Wooness.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:28:09 PM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, September 25 * *
Civies Day and first dance tomorrow.
Civies Day: Gray Old Navy tee-shirt, bright pink zippy sweater, jeans and black plastic shoes
Dance: Ruffly black top and black pinstriped pants
I'm a hot mama. Oh no. Law assignment (BIG) is due tomorrow. I HAVENT EVEN WROTE THE TITLE OUT I AM DOOMED I SUCK WHY DO I DISTRACT MYSELF SOMUHC IM FREAKBIGN OUT!!%@^
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:49:52 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, September 24 * *
Today's episode of Lizzie McGuire was really cute. ASK HIM OUT, LIZZIE!!!! XFIDSAFGsjfdj i love gordo. he's actually 18 in real life. and he's sexy too. do the bear cat
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:08:54 PM * * *
Law
Law class was a work period today. However, while everyone did their work, I didn't. I worked on my Sociology assignment which was due third period. Oops. I finished it, then talked to Aimée and Adelle. It was an okay period. It was funny, because near to the end of class, everyone stood up to leave. Mrs. Mason's like "Sit down" so the majority did, although about eight people were still standing. Mrs. Mason, with a half-smile on her face, turns to Jen and goes "SIT DOWN!!" :D It was cute.
Politics
BLAH. We watched this stupid tribe video, but NOBODY watched it. We all laughed and talked and half-studied for our Politics test (which was at lunch). I taped a little typed sticker that said "my ass for 25 cents" to julia's cardigan. hee. mr. brisbois told her to take it off. It was a good laugh for a class. I went outside to put something in my locker, and Ashley walked by. I gave her the Party on Wayne shirt and she got SO SO SO happy. She was like squealing and stuff. She put it on over her blouse and Shannon came out, and squealed too. Great stuff.
Lunch
During lunch, I stayed in Mr. Brisbois' room. First, Candice, Aimée, Victoria and I had to take the Politics test which I think I did poorly on. Then, I typed up my Sociology assignment for him in the classroom, with Aimée. We wandered around for a bit, singing and buying food. Good times.
Sociology
Pretty good class. Ashley was still overly happy about the shirt. Hee. We had to do a presentation for some pretended Unemployment Seminar. It was pretty gay. But funny at the same time. I loved Corey "The Mentor". HEE> But then I got really bitter and sad in the class. So we talked about the dance, Sideburns Dave and his Curly Haired Friend, and my date Big Crotch David Bowie. We capitalized things a lot. Also, Bill Cosby came up somehow :D
Spare
Always good for a laugh. Candice and I walked around, trying to find spare computers. We went into the Guidance office. They had black leather wheely rolly chairs! You sit down and you roll right away :D Excellent. Betsy and Jen (another one) were there, looking for songs to put on a CD. Hee. It was funny, because Mr. Supryka sang Duran Duran! Then we left and sat on a bench and talked Smallville up for a good half hour. YAY.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:35:10 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, September 23 * *
I wear my groove thing all the time. Even to bed.
I'm selling my Party on Wayne shirt to Ashley for $20. I bought it for 3.
Getting my eyebrows waxed with Jen and my mom on Friday.
Dance on Thursday. Yay dance.
I want Amélie hair really badly.
If I have two girls, I'm going to name them Lola and Charlotte. They sound like such sex kitten names.
I'm listening to the very best music ever - Ace of Base.
People get abusive when you don't blog. Hmpf.
I'm excited about tomorrow - Gilmore Girls & Smallville!
...I was really hyper. Then I got angry and bitter. And you can't get rid of that mood no matter how hard you try. It's like a bad haircut.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:11:39 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, September 22 * *
I didn't fall asleep until 5:30 a.m. yesterday. Oh yeah. Better believe it. Bought TWO things at Goodwill today. Some neat little box that could be used for notes and tickets and memory crap, and a ratty shirt that says "Party on Wayne" which of course I bought right away. But then my eyes were watering terribly, I couldn't breathe, my nose was running and stuffy and I kept coughing. Plus, I had a strange headache and I felt really faint. It really made shopping go badly.
My mommy and I were in Chapters and this "punk-emo" (I don't know? He wore suspenders, Converse sneakers, high socks, short pants, some old shirt that said Noah's and a weird flippy baseball cap) kid passed us. I was facing away from him, and my mom's all like "He was checking you out!", hee. But then I told her, everybody checks everybody out. If you're in an aisle, and you see a person your age, you obviously sneak peeks at them to see what they're like. It's just instinct.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:16:14 PM * * *
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