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*   *    LAURIE! *     *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.








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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma






          *    * *   * Saturday, October 5     * *

i like the way my feet look today, reflected in a mirror. maybe it's my jeans. or the new carpet. or my pose. i am so conceited. i'm so friggin cold. yet i seem to have misplaced my socks. finished reading angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging today. it was okay. i'm downloading a bunch of ash songs. he kinda reminds me of robbie williams in "candy." billy ray cyrus is on my playlist...and i LIKE it. betsy probably can't come tonight :-(

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 3:38:03 PM    * *       *


This morning, I was awoken by my mother, twenty minutes to nine. The career fair thinger at Roger's Video started at ten. So I got ready and my dad drove me. We got there at 9:30. Waited for half an hour, watched other applicants wait in their cars. Finally, the doors opened and about ten people (including me) were lined up. We awkwardly stood in line inside Roger's. About four interviewers took an invidual each into an aisle and asked them questions. I got stuck with some guy who was nice, but kept staring at me after my answers, processing them. It kinda creeped me out because he was just staring at my face the whole time. I guess that was the elimination process, because some people left after that. But I was seated at a table to fill out an application. It was two pages long, and this kid my age sat beside me. I finished it all, leaving the previous experience part blank :-( But they had some stress-relieving, humorous questions on the application like:

Have you ever watched all seven Police Academy movies in a row? (Yes)
Who would prefer to choose as a customer service assistant? Freddy Krueger, Obi Wan Kenobi, Dirty Harry or Alfred the Butler? (Dirty Harry)

Some questions like that. They asks cool questions, like What's your favourite movie? which I said I had none, because I have too MANY. If that makes sense. I don't know. I really hope I get a callback or something. I'd love to work there. I watched a new (?) episode of Lizzie McGuire. It was a good one.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 12:47:59 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Friday, October 4     * *

Elbow Slut says:

it's like we're twins
Elbow Slut says:

but not


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:23:25 PM    * *       *


oh by the way, pin got me. also, i remember (in my dream...with pin as well) mary singing a little song to ashley. it went like

green grasshoppers go down the road
anarchy is for shit!

i can't believe i dream-swore.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:02:15 PM    * *       *


bought 80s dance outfit: pink froofy dress and black witchy ankle boots

i'm rethinking the ankle boots - they make my feet sore and make me look like i'm constipated when i "try" to dance ( i practiced to cindy lauper )

i bought a black and white checkered belt from goodwill and a culture club record. two creepy welfare ladies approached me and started asking me questions: one about if two dresses were a size large (her eye was creepy and bulgy and she had a huge cankersore on her mouth so i wasn't looking at the dresses), and one about the record.

i refuse to take off this dress. i love my hooker witch boots but they'll make me complain. but look awesome. argh. i was eating cold slices of ham twenty minutes ago - now i smell ham and i hate it.

memories from goodwill expedition #3
- "hey carole!"
- the stoop boy waving
- retard kid in a cast
- every conceivable outfit
- baby burger and perverted customer survey card
- lewis driving...period
- "she's a little creepy....and slightly fat"
- avoiding someone
- stalking julia's dreamboat

i don't remember. those were fun times though. now i'm tired.
interview @ roger's video tomorrow.
movie night @ julia's tomorrow night.
shopping w/ ashley @ goodwill on sunday

HERE JULIA HERE YA GO HERE IT IS YUP RIGHT HERE FOR YOU

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:57:24 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Thursday, October 3     * *

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*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:00:03 PM    * *       *


I'm stupid. Stupid. Stupid. I have six law questions. Semi-hard ones. I need to study for Socio. Correction, I should study. Heh.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:04:58 PM    * *       *


Today was alright. I just did basically nothing in every class - goofed off as usual, but occasionally doing work. Socio test tomorrow, as if I could care. Goodwill shopping with Julia tomorrow. Umm, what happened today. I dunno, I'm sleepy. I don't feel like studying, or doing the Law questions, or anything. I feel like laying down on my couch and watching Family Matters and Lizzie McGuire and Recess and Fresh Prince. Ahh. And maybe skip any option to eat another chicken pot pie. Survivor tonight. I'm excited for that. I like Survivor. And also, Amazing Race 3. I don't like the hot, but vapid model twins Deryk & Drew. They left luggage in a taxi and walked away for a minute. In Mexico. Oh, I was just reading Steph's blog about her teacher. I remember so many people telling me I stick my tongue out when I concentrate. I never noticed. I let Mike borrow my Bob Saget pin for the day...I'm hoping it's safe on his backpack. I have a penis drawn on my hand. Heh. He's smiling and spurting. Eww. "THANKS BUY-OWNER!" Best commercial ever. That, or "Check into Cash? CHECK INTO CASH!" with the people being nosey and doing the checky-finger movements. I'm forcing my parents to look at all my university books. I'm not neurotic about getting into university, but I REALLY want to go to Sir Wilfred Laurier now. I love the courses, location, rooms, schedules, everything. It just seems like an overally good school. Jen and I are going on an open house tour soon. Whee. My dad was just leaving to go into town to play hockey, and I went up to kiss him on the cheek and he playfully slapped me instead. I was all "Uhh!" Yeah, that's how I was.

ash lyrics i love

Her bee stung lips,
Kisses sweeter than wine
The things she whispered
With breathless sighs
The summer air was soft and warm
Her eyes were making silent demands
And as her hair came undone in my hands
("Oh Yeah")

You’re all I have in this teenage twilight
Your golden hair and pale blue eyes
But through all the days and the sleepless nights
We have never been satisfied
Tumbling like the leaves
Yeah we are spiralling on the breeze
Almost to the point of no return
("Burn Baby Burn")

Lying wide awake under strange skies
Wanting to call you, but it is late at night
And you're far away, but you are always on my mind
("Lost in You")

okay forget that. i love all the lyrics. it takes up too much space to post all of them.

i searched for a song with my name:

Last night at the dance I met Laurie,
So lovely and warm, an angel of a girl.
Last night I fell in love with Laurie -
Strange things happen in this world.

As I walked her home,
She said it was her birthday.
I pulled her close and said
"Will I see you anymore?"
Then suddenly she asked for my sweater
And said that she was very, very cold.

I kissed her goodnight
At her door and started home,
Then thought about my sweater
And went right back instead.
I knocked at her door and a man appeared.
I told why I'd come, then he said:

"You're wrong, son.
You weren't with my daughter.
How can you be so cruel
To come to me this way?
My Laurie left this world on her birthday -
She died a year ago today."

A strange force drew me to the graveyard.
I stood in the dark,
I saw the shadows wave,
And then I looked and saw my sweater
Lyin' there upon her grave.

Strange things happen in this world.

great, i get a depressing song. pssh. yay lizzie mcguire to cheer me up!

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 4:03:41 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Wednesday, October 2     * *

i hate blogger. i had over ten paragraphs written out. and they were witty too.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:20:41 PM    * *       *


My chicken pot pie exploded.

Shopping ALL weekend. I AM NOT WATCHING THAT MOVIE AGAIN.

I had so much more to post but my machine sucks. Down with Microsoft.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:23:19 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Tuesday, October 1     * *


What Unconventional Movie Heroine Are You?

brought to you by Quizilla

friggit. my dad disconnected me. whasssup wit dat bizwack? only one more hour til gilmore girls!~ and then sSMALLVILLE.teh vestest show ever,. frig i just cant type, im' like jen - sLURRING ONLINE! i'll probaly be more coherent tomorrow or osmehting, hopefully. ahhaahah SPELLCHECK SUCKS.
my goals are to graduate and marry christian slater. muahahaha. i'm on crack ontight. i can't clam down. CLAM DOWN1!! hahahaha.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 7:38:49 PM    * *       *



i am open-minded!




How indie are you?
test by ridethefader

You're pretty knowledgeable about music in general. You like indie music, sure, but that's only part of it.
You'll listen to any old shit as long as it sounds good to you. You're not snobby about music at all, you
just like what you like. How boring. Curiously, this makes you popular with the opposite sex.

go me.go me ish ma birdfdfyay OPHYPORYTPNiM SO HYPER AND I NNED NOT BE`1``11` hgahhaaha heathers!@%@#$

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:33:35 PM    * *       *


ok, i write too much.but youknow what's weird?

i was in the car yesterday, waiting for my mom to finish grocery shopping. and the sign by ace of base (BEST EVER) came on the radio. then, when mr hair was on my bus today, he was singing sunglasses at night by corey hart! i was thrilled.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 4:59:04 PM    * *       *


blogs are now the rage within kids at my school
freaky

i'll add all the links later when i get the time

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 4:39:39 PM    * *       *


anus
hehehehe

I was hyper today. Law class was talking about Battered Women's Syndrome and murder as self-defence. Fun topic. Yeah, and then we sang happy birthday to somebody. Did three questions and it was over. Simple, boring class. Jen scribbled more insults on my binder.

Politics class was stupid. As usual. I decorated Julia, mine & Jen's agendas for the 80s Dance (November 1!!!!!!2&&!#!) and made them all bright and markery and pretty. We didn't pay attention. We just talked while he was talking to everyone about university and stuff. Blah.

Lunch was spent hyperly. First, the Fatty Fishlips girls that sit around us (NOT OUR FRIENDS) saw a graphic picture in Aimée's locker and discussed how gross it was. I was sitting there alone, eating and waiting for everyone to come back to the bench. I told Aimée and she spent the lunch hour describing lesbian thingers. It's fun listening to her get all disgusting, because the FF girls get right quiet and just look at each other in disbelief. Second, Julia, Jen, Shannon (YAY SHANNON & JARED! :D) and I sang 80s hits in memorium of the upcoming dance! WHEE>

Sociology was hilarious. I died laughing about eighty times. New word of the day: BOOBERY. Oh yes. We're the B-Cup Booberies! :D And Julia, MY MOM had a club with her friends called the Itty Bitty Titty Club, so I guess they didn't make it up? Or something? Freaky Desky. Ashley and I faked doing work to talk about everything under the sun. Whoo. PIN...CREEEEEEPUY

Spare was dead. I sit in the guidance office and wrote an email to Julia, and typed up a list for the pilgrimage songs. Sucky doo. Mr Hair went on my bus today. I was all smirky because he snuck on past Barb(ie). Ravioli is good. For some reason, this shirt I just put on smells like chlorine mixed with bleach mixed with amazingly nice smelling detergent. Yum. I'm like smothering myself in it.

I have a feeling I'm going to have gas tonight. Eww. I have no shame or dignity. I should do my...Politics then Law, then maybe start on Socio. Or I could blow it all off. COnsidering Socio & Politics are due for awhile, and Law is just to read some papers.

I get right snarky when I'm cranky. I'm like a spitfire, just typing out all these zingers. AHhhh paralyzinbg cramp in my side!%

...and SCENE.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 4:38:26 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Monday, September 30     * *

I'm talking about sex with some guy's friend, who I've never met before.

nick says:
well u should try u might like it
TEXTRON THE SEX MACHINE says:
i don't think i'm going to go out and "try it" just so i know what it feels like, thanks

And now we're discussing the smokage of cannabis. Man. This kid is just....I don't know.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:33:48 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Sunday, September 29     * *

Today was cool. Just COOL. First off, I woke up around 10:30 and laid around for a couple minutes before someone pounded on my bedroom door and yelled that breakfast was ready. So I threw on my glasses and went into the kitchen. Bacon, toast, eggs, fried potatoes and orange juice. Yum. It was a family breakfast, with some bickering her and there. I called Ashley, and she said she'd be there in a few hours. Finally, my mom and dad left to drive Scott back to Trent U. I did the dishes, and watched TV until Ashley arrived. We popped in the Ace of Base CD (I don't know why it should ever leave her car anymore) and drove to her house.

From there, we settled in with some juice and a nice warm blanket and turned on Pin..., which has got to be the CREEPIEST movie, hands down. No, I swear. We were like CRYING, it was so creepy. We had to look away at some parts. I am so scarred from that movie, seriously. We couldn't even make fun of it, it scared us so much. It wasn't exactly scary (although, in some parts, it was) or slasher-horror, it was so....CREEPY. There's no other word for it. I definitely recommend it, if you feel like curling up right tightly with a few of your friends so as to get less creeped out by it. But it's still going to frighten you. I think Julia and I shall rent it - but I'll have to hide from it, this time around.

We made popcorn and then put in House, which was so laughable. We made fun of EVERYTHING. (Ding Dong You're Dead, "NO!", Big Ben's everlast package, "Way to be, Harold!", Manwhore Rodge, the WHOOSH! flying axe & floppy swordfish) And it was a great movie overall...for a laugh. Just a weird, nonsensical, stupid, movie. "Big Gay Roger" was the highlight. Harold takes the whole cake though. But yeah. Horrible movie, but great for a laugh. There were two parts where we were laughing so hard, we couldn't breathe and we had to rewind it to see it again.

I don't know what else to talk about. I had no homework this weekend. Scott's gone back to his dorm and classes. So, as rude as it sounds and as casual as it's intended, things are back to normal.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 8:53:55 PM    * *       *