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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, October 26 * *
Watching Sex and the City with Jen and Julia. Man, tonight was SO much fun. We had pretend sex on Jen's bed. I had a gas problem. We laughed about Craig T. Nelson's mullet ("TEACH ME, COACH! TEAAAAACH ME"). Poltergeist orgasms. Creepy grandma and Indian man. Oh, the crazy Indian stereotypes. Also, the whole crappy movie, hehe. WAY TOO MANY INSIDE JOKES FROM ONE NIGHT!!!!! maybe julia'll remember them all.
pilgrimage tomorrow. we have to wake up at 6:30. eek.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:11:38 PM * * *
Finally watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre and it was the stupidest movie ever. I know everyone raves about how great it is, how scary and freaky, and what a cult classic it is. But. It was so pointless. I guess I could see how, in the 1970s, it literally scared people witless. Some people left the theatres throwing up and stuff. But come on.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:34:10 PM * * *
* * * * Friday, October 25 * *
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* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:29:45 PM * * *
funniest man alive: jeremy hotz
funniest thing tonight:
"don't you hate when you pull jeans out of the dryer too fast?" (motions pulling at his crotch and groaning about the damp uncomfortable-ness) and somebody yells "that man has a yeast infection!" :D had to see it
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:58:58 PM * * *
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: dont get drunk and eat a robot
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:25:16 AM * * *
for halloween I'm going to be: a creepy stone-faced doll
INVENTORY:
makeup
floofy skirt
frilly shirt
mary-jane shoes
frilly milly socks
seriously, i feel like I'mg oing to throew up. I cant spell at night. Ormorning?
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:24:30 AM * * *
those chicken quesadillas are making me queasy...like EIGHT HOURS LATER
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:22:17 AM * * *
Went Goodwill & mall shopping today with: Justyne, Betsy, Jasmine, Julia and Jen P.
Bought: long homemade blue knit socks for 5 dollars from a sweet little old lady who conned me with her accent and granniness which i couldn't resist, pink hook belt, polky dot hairbow and silky black gloves
Weirded out by: creepy mama's boy in the mall, the one scary lady in Goodwill, West 49 staff waving at us creepily, "whaaaaaaaaaaat????!!!!!!!", the tattoo gallery book
Laughed at: everything, New Kids on the Block (".....uuuuuahhhhh!!!.....")
Met/Seen: Lydia, Christina & Amanda, Allison, Alyssa
Did Today: Went to Ashley's rugby game, goofed off with Shannon, Julia and Jen, took gazillions of pictures, shopped, came home and watched Survivor and such
Need to: change bra (this one is stupid), brush teeth, set alarm, turn off lights and pop some aspirin
Traumatized by: JULiA'S INSANELY SWEATY HAIRY FRENCH DAD WHO SHOWED ME HIS BICYCLE SHORTS & HIM SCREAMING "UH-AH!"
Made sick by: chicken quesadillas, slushie (kinda), flavoured popcorn, rotten orange juice
I HAVE NO HOMEWORK TEEDLY TEE. man, i suck. i want a corset from SEARS> its all inside!!@
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:20:28 AM * * *
* * * * Thursday, October 24 * *
CORRECTION: She's going deaf
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:48:06 AM * * *
Well, it may be some automatic response bBUT CHARLOTTE DIAMOND EMAILED ME BACK1@$
Dear Laurie,
Thank you so much for the very nice letter. It is so gratifying to receive
a letter like yours and to know that my music is still part of your life. I
really enjoy my work and being able to travel all over Canada and the USA.
I meet so many interesting people. Working with children is very rewarding.
May you have an exciting and fulfilling life ahead of you. And may you
always have a song in your heart.
Love and hugs, Charlotte <> XXXX
That so made my day. I'm mad at my dog because she's deaf. I can't really be. But it frustrates me.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:47:50 AM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, October 23 * *
i feel so homely and ugly tonight. my hair is frizzy. i havent shaved yet. i feel like my boobs are sagging with this shirt on. and i feel so ugly and dumb and gross.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:49:32 PM * * *
I am in the worst mood possible. I am angry at EVERYONE. I threw a glass at milk at my brother, and it went all over the furniture, curtains and floor. I swore I would never do another dish or do five loads of laundry IN ONE DAY or touch another thing of theirs to take care of it. In a rage, I did the dishes, cleaned up my milk mess and got the laundry. I hate this house so much. I want to beat my brother up. I literally want to hurt him. This house is just full of pigs. I cannot turn my back for one minute without another dish being used. Everyone uses the porcelain plates. WHEN MY MOM LEFT US PAPER PLATES SO WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO USE THE PORCELAIN ONES. They are so stupid. My mom left a rule: Do your own laundry & dishes. But then they will complain if theirs haven't been done. Brad was whining that the dishes were piling up. Urhgh1!!%@@ I HATR TH(IS. THEN THEN THEN!! I ask them to clean up (rinse) their dirty dishes because obviouusly, the pizza crap will be crusted on if not washed off right away. But did they? Oh, of course not! Leave them to Laurie! SHe'll spend ten minutes scrubbing AT ONE STUPID CHEESE PIECE THATS LEFT ON THE PLATE> well screw you! i'm not doing anymore of your crap work. you can do it yourself, you're not handicapped. i want my mom to come home NOW. i don't care if their trip is cut short, i need to talk to her.i wanted to call someone but they wouldnt want to deal with my crap. plus its late., so i hafta type up a STUPID thing for mr. politics there. frig, i hate substitute teahcers. they're so stupid. they just sit there and get angry at you if you talk. thats what kids do! hello...are you a teacher or not? you realize at age FIVE that people will talk over you and ignore you. I DONT KNOW, school is dumb. i dont feel like goign anymore. i know this is a popular feeling, but seriously. i jusrt want to go away. never look back. sure my friends and all, but i hate the school work. and the fact that we hafta leave the school a year early because a stupid man set down STUPID rules. i hate you mike harris. i hate you so much. why must you feel like seventeen year old kids are ready to leave their homes. im not. i hate you. my head hurts. and im suddenly so tired. i dont feel like sleeping.i'll have to make my bed. i have nothing to look forward to in school anymore.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:48:12 PM * * *
Stayed home sick today. Except Scott didn't call the office to tell them I was absent today, so I don't know what will happen because of this.
Trimmed my bangs. Did the laundry.
Scott's out getting milk and the mail. Yay. I need something to do though. Watched a whole lot of garbage today.
Had a dream about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre guy. Except he was kinda normal looking. But still murdery and all. Creepy dream though.
After Smallville, Nancy, Scott, Brad and I watched Night at the Roxbury which is always good for a giggle. GIGGLE! Brad went to bed after it. So the three of us played Sorry! Nancy was retarded, hee, because she was right at the ending to go into that safety zone where you finish off. Except she went straight forward to go around the board again. Muahaha. It was funny.
I stayed home. So I didn't bring my Grandpa Pepper Face in. Or get my CD from Booblia. Tomorrow is another day.
I need to take a bath. I also need to change my clothes, and do the dishes. Put the washed clothes in the dryer. I'm becoming my mother. Why haven't they called. I'm really worried.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:54:09 PM * * *
I took a big round green pepper. I sculpted a Halloween pumpkin face into him. Put him a plastic baggie back into the fridge. He's going to be shrively tomorrow but he's cool. Except I skimmed away half his back to eat. Oops. Still. it's amazing. All i can smell is green pepper and it's making me sSICK.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:11:49 AM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, October 22 * *
"I hate the taste in my mouth after I've napped. It tastes like nothing, and nothing doesn't taste good. Or bad, for that matter. "
- the ever articulate Julia
I HAD A NAP TODAY! I woke up sweaty, red-faced and with that funky taste in my mouth. I always get that. What's up with that? No, seriously. The end of my "dream" (6-7 pm) was weird. I thought Adam Kent was in my room, with some girl. And I actually asked them something, but then that's when I woke up. I was sitting up, looking around my dark room. Interesting.
Sigh. Indie Pete and his Indie ways. I hate singing. I hate singing into a laptop, singing a radio jingle "KDLMA FM!" I hate my recorded voice. But I love being a sneaky cannabalistic green pepper! Datz fer sur.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:47:58 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, October 21 * *
Well, okay. I was lying around watching TV when I hear a car pull up. I knew it was Scott, so I didn't get up. It was Ashley! I was so excited! So we grabbed money, my bag and our Ace of Base CD. Drove to the video store, where we tried to buy Doom Asylum. No success. So we rented Shocker instead. Worst movie EVER. I swear. It was so crappy. We fast-forwarded some of it, then we just talked and watched TV. I got REALLY freakishly hyper and was "burrito-ing" on the floor. Finally, we drove home and listened to Ace of Base at the top of the sound system. OOH YEAH.
I AM SOOOOO EXCITED FOR THE 80S DANCE!!!$!@$#%&(&
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:29:24 PM * * *
Half day. Pretty boring. Looked at Julia's Dashboard pictures. Looked at ugly dresses online with Betsy. Talked about Smallville with Meghan briefly. Did our assignment in Sociology. Talked to Carson for twenty-five minutes about our old school. Hee. I have to clean up this awful house, do the laundry, do the dishes and manage to watch Lizzie McGuire at 5:35 pm. I'm so conflicted, heh. No homework. Some kid who's over at my house had a funny laugh. It's kinda like "hyuk hyuk" but not as Archie-ish.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:22:13 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, October 20 * *
the hug bug! the hug bug! the hug bug! you never know where it's hidin'! it's the hug bug, the hug bug! watch out, it's gonna find you...
animals have personalities! animals have lots to say! if you take time to look, take time to listen, they're different in their own waa~~ay, ooh ooh ooohhh ooh!
the laundry! the laundry! i'm slowly going insane! if i see another piece of laundry....I'M GONNA STUFF IT DOWN THE DRAIN!
Diamonds & Dragons
...I used to LOVE that video. It had all these stories and songs and props. I absolutely loved it to death. I think I'm back to age ten again. Man, Charlotte Diamond was one cool chick.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:40:35 PM * * *
Urgh. After I woke up, I stumbled blurrily into the office where I asked Brad "Who was that girl who slept over?"
I don't know why. Only his friend Adam slept over. I think I was remembering something from a dream. Ahh, I suddenly remembered some weird female plastic doll floating in the river. WHAT.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:59:08 PM * * *
someone's in the downstairs shower. but WHO. did adam go home? i can't be sure. whydontijustgotobed
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:55:07 AM * * *
my brother's friends are annoying. especially in packs. they're noisy and the two unknown girls asked me to drive them home. calling my dog retarded -- excuse me? uh, no.
nothing tomorrow. well, that's not true. scott arrives. don't know when. possibly get around to doing..oh, let's see, nothing. parents got to california okay.
mom: (on the cell phone) that guy's PEEING! on the street!
me: what?? PEEING??
mom: oh nevermind, he (something something) his bike.
hehe, crazy delusional mommy. seeing men pee when really they're fixing/riding/getting off of/getting on their bike.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:54:01 AM * * *
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