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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, November 23 * *
i guess i am volatile. especially during risk. i'll scream and yell and be absolutely furious. the next minute, i'm cackling alongside josie while mike looks on, creeped out. i wish i had kevin sorbo hair, hahaha.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:38:44 PM * * *
everything is fine. i called emma, steph & josie to tell them. steph doesn't sound like what i expected either, hee. she said i didn't sound hyper enough.
i watched a michael moore film today called "the big one." it was a book tour (the book? 'DOWNSIZE THIS!') and he attacked so many companies. he almost got arrested. i loved that documentary.
so nothing today. absolutely nothing. photo session with ashley tomorrow. i'm her assistant -- all my photos have already been taken. yay. i was half-nude in one of them! shocker! meh, i was incredibly nervous at first but then it becomes almost amusing. and no graphic nudity was shown. i mean, you could see my breast (aimee mocks me for saying that word) but i was cupping it, showing no nipple or anything. hahaa i'm creepy.
NIPPLES!@!@
brody from mallrats is SO hot and SO funny and i love him and i want him to screw me in an elevator then win me over by showing a videotape of my "boyfriend" screwing a 15-year old girl. eww. but yay hot brody! funniest part of mallrats? "DO IT, DOUG!" that cracked me up so much.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:04:07 AM * * *
you know the REAL reason i'm not going to toronto to see steph?
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T THINK KEVIN BACON WAS HOT IN HIS FOOTLOOSE DAYS!
how dare she!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:02:17 AM * * *
actually, i'll call josie later than 9. that's much too early. but steph and emma should get the call around there.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:56:55 AM * * *
i don't know what the frig to do, i honestly don't. this trip does seem pointless but i don't want to bail. everyone (including steph, i'm sure) wants to bail. maybe i could do it another weekend. there is NO way my dad would drive me alone. i honestly don't know what to do. if plans bail, i have to call steph tomorrow early (she won't be home before 12) and leave a message for her. how depressing.
if plans bail, i have to call josie to tell her to tell her parents. if plans bail, i have to call emma tomorrow as well. ugh, i'm so stressed out. it was all planned out by me and steph. she wanted time with her mom. i have a feeling this weekend is going to suck -- i have a HUGE feeling we're not going to toronto. i don't see how it's going to work, how it'll accomodate anyone. if emma checks this before early morning: the hotel is already paid for. not like it matters.
i guess no toronto. we can do it another weekend. i'd hate us if i were steph. we always make the plans, up unto the last minute, and then cancel. i really would be angry. but i have a feeling that for this weekend? she doesn't mind if we don't go. i'm not bailing out selfishly. i really want to see steph. BUT, i am bailing out because of her. she wants a weekend with her mom; she has to do her homework; she wouldn't be able to spend that much time with us anyway. it's all for the better. i hope she's not angry. i really do. i've apologized a kagillion times to her. plus, steph doesn't seem to be having a great time and both emma & i feel like we'd be intruding.
tomorrow plans
- tell dad
- call steph, probably leave a message
- call josie
- call emma, or be called apparently
it's a good thing i didn't pack yet. tomorrow, i guess i'll go to ashley's to help with her photography thing for the couples. that'd be fun. except for when k & s do a pose. uh yeah. i feel so awful. this whole thing just made my night go bad. this is nobody's fault. it was incredibly bad timing, everybody agrees. it was so last minute and i apologize to everyone for creating such a hassle in everyone's lives this weekend. i really feel badly to cause havoc in your families and such. i know i have in my own.
i'm going to set my alarm and call everyone at 9. i'm sorry to everyone in advance. please don't be mad at me. i wanted to make this happen. some weekend it will, with better timing and better moods. let's hope. have fun with your mom, steph.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 1:56:14 AM * * *
* * * * Friday, November 22 * *
i hope emma doesn't mind sleeping in the same bed as me! HAHA.
mehhhh i want to cry right now. i feel so bad, and i know i sound like a broken record, but i couldn't honestly say sorry enough to steph for ruining her weekend plans. oh well. we threatened each other to have a good time OR ELSE. i have to call emma tomorrow to bring a swimsuit for the hotel. YES A HOTEL. ooh.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:58:06 PM * * *
i feel so awful
i don't even want to go anymore because of steph's situation
and i feel so bad
we're imposing on mother-daughter time and i want to bail out right now, not because i don't want to see steph, but because i feel SO bad.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:52:24 PM * * *
we're still going, emma and steph.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:26:33 PM * * *
i hate myself
i want to hurt myself so bad
i think i will
i want to kill
yes i burned my bridges
BUT I CAN FIND A WAY AROUND
i hate you
i dont think i regret anything i said to him
my wrist is bright red
for good reason
i hate him and i can't look at her
i hate this family
i dont care if i dont go tomorrow
I DONT CARE
i wouldnt want to be stuck in a car with him
im embarrassed for josie and her parents
im sorry she called like that
you could probably hear me screaming
SCREAMING LIKE A MADWOMAN
i wish i could scrape away their facade of nice parents.
i couldnt care if i didnt see him again ever.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:17:45 PM * * *
Weekend Plans
Still going to Toronto for sure. Rides are positively secured. I left a message on Steph's absolutely creepy answering machine. Sorry if I sound like a tool. I got all nervous because I hate leaving messages so I kept saying the word "place." If you somehow don't get the message but you go online:
Is this weekend even right for you? I know you have the play and homework, and Emma & I were wondering FOR YOU. We really want to come, but we don't want to shove our presence in your face. Which we won't. Also, are we meeting at your house? Because my dad and I found exactly where you live on the map. So yay? And what time is the Lion King play tomorrow? Emma thought evening, I thought afternoon. We're leaving Ttown around 9 am and will probably arrive around noon-ish.
Email me back PLEASE!! Or call me, or go online or SOMETHING. We really left this last-minute, and I'm really stressed about the above questions. I'm sure everything's gonna work out. But still.
Did the photography shoot today. I was really nervous about it. But it was fine. We watched Mallrats with Mary and Dave. Mary had to leave for work. She's a road-rage driver and is so fun. Man, all these inside jokes!@ Hee. Today was really fun though. I think the pictures turned out really nice; they'll be developed and sent back to Ashley in a week or so. I want to see them! Yay black and white artistic body photos.
My stomach hurts because I had a whole lot of everything today. When Ashley & I were in McDonalds, the WalMart fire alarm went off. People kinda stared at each other in McD's but then started to move fast to get out. I grabbed the fries before anything. Heh. Turns out, someone accidentally hit the alarm or something.
Guess what my mom bought me from Goodwill? 1!!!!! They're SO creepy but hilarious!! And genuine! TROLL DOLL PINS. THREE OF THEM! I'm gonna wear them tomorrow and embarrass Emma. Hee. And for the car ride, Emma? You can bring a Discman and some CDs or a book or two. We'll probably sleep, hehe.
STEPH!! ITS URGENT THAT YOU CALL ME (not after 11) TONIGHT! OR EMAIL ME! OR COME ONLINE (i'll probably be online all night)!!!!!!!!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:06:28 PM * * *
* * * * Thursday, November 21 * *
this weekend will be the first time i actually talk to steph in real life, besides her asking me a question in grade ten math class.
indeedo in a speedo wants to rule the world!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:06:08 PM * * *
Okay. Carson tried to steal my Hulk doll about five times today. Mike, three.
Steph:
Josie said (for sure) that her parents can pick us (Emma, Josie, me) up on Sunday
My dad said if Josie's parents can pick us up, he'll drive us in on Saturday
SO! On Saturday morning, we're driving to Toronto
Shopping, sleeping over, watching Happy Days, movies, playing Risk!
Sunday morning? Josie's parents pick us up.
END OF STORY. You will not go shopping with another! Oh no, thy would be considered CHEATING! Haha, I tried to be all Shakespeare. But I was all...YO! Instead. Man, i amuse myself today. PA Day tomorrow. So my plans?
weekend plans for the geek
FRIDAY - photo session, all day, with ashley
SATURDAY - going to steph's!!!
SUNDAY - coming home, helping aimee set up xmas lights at the tourist park
woo, fun. steph, i swear, if you aren't there when the three of us come down, i'm going to beat your face in!!!
SHANNONS GAY! GAY GAY GAY! we were talking about how my brother brad, and her brother andrew always call people and things gay.
kiss me hard 'cause this'll be the last time that i let you says:
"thats gay" "you're gay" "this is gay"
kiss me hard 'cause this'll be the last time that i let you says:
GAY GAY GAY
kiss me hard 'cause this'll be the last time that i let you says:
our brothers must be secret homos
shannon says:
everything is "gay"
shannon says:
must be
shannon says:
what ELSE would explain it..
kiss me hard 'cause this'll be the last time that i let you says:
that's the only reasonable answer
hee. am i hyper? i dunno. i had that kinda food...umm hamburger helper and salt & vinegar chips. i think my stomach hates me!@! EDDIE MURPHY STILL!!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:04:28 PM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, November 20 * *
JULIA BRING MY HULK HOGAN DOLL TOMORROW!!!!!
i'm starting to read death from the woods and busted! (zits comic sketchbook). so fun.
aww, emma dislikes getting creeped out. maybe that's why she's not my friend. and i tend to find her when she's eating. and i make incredibly lame jokes. that only i find funny. hmm. i'm an uncool person.
tv show schedules i go by weekly
monday - random shows
tuesday - gilmore girls, smallville
wednesday - the amazing race
thursday - survivor, csi
friday - random shows
saturday - SNL
sunday - the simpsons, malcolm in the middle, degrassi: new generation, alias
i feel bad because i think she was trying to be serious.
shannon says:
and sat im working with jared, so i hope he doesn't ignore me. because that's one of the only thing out of everything that really sorta hurt me, was when he ignored me the day after.
kiss me hard 'cause this'll be the last time that i let you says:
throw a burger at his face
kiss me hard 'cause this'll be the last time that i let you says:
then he cant ignore you
i want those creepy fun feet crackers. they tasted so good, but smelled so odd.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:42:21 PM * * *
WOO!! because:
no homework
going to steph's (almost positively) this weekend
PA day on friday
EDDIE MURPHY!
hahahahahahahahaahahahah/ WHY WONT YOU BE MY FRIEND.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:16:01 PM * * *
man, amazing race was so hilarious. i love it. i think my mom's starting to like it. ken and gerard and john vito and jill are my favourites. kennyG are so opposite of brothers, and they're snarky and they make fun of each other. whee. john vito and jill are so encouraging of each other and nice and she's so kickass-mode.
IM STILL LISTENING TO "PARTY ALL THE TIME" BY EDDIE MURPHY. i love it!!3$%
UGHGHHGH i need to dance@!!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:11:20 PM * * *
there may be more. her new cd songs didn't have lyrics yet. lemme try and find them. i want more bronx talk!
jimmy fallon is fun as an idiot boyfriend. EDDIE MURPHY - PARTY ALL THE TIME. BEST SONG EVER!!!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 3:17:28 PM * * *
jen got her pictures back from friday (and the 80s dance and the pilgrimage) and they're hilarious. i love them! i embarrass myself in all of them basically.
juicy penis' parents said they almost positively can pick us up on sunday! yahoo!@ also, i went to go talk to my dad just a few minutes ago and he was watching tv. i was leaving and looked at what he was watching. i'm pretty sure it was oldschool star trek, and there was this men in orange suits with purple FUR draped on them. i was like "what the frig?!" but then left before he could answer. hee.
i'm obsessed with "jenny on the block" (from the BRONX!) because today mary, ashley, steph and i went to mcD's. for mchappy day! and that song was on the radio, and steph was singing really loud to it. for all the next period in the cafeteria, we sang it. i still have in my head. so i deemed that it's steph's theme song. she seemed to like that idea, hee. she's so cute. when we were at mcdonald's, we made new years plans. in our happy meals, we got CREEPY ronald dolls. so ashley & steph traded theirs in for cookies because it was scary. mary and i kept ours, and scared them with it. mrs carleton bought us a happy meal together, because she wanted to donate the money, but didn't wanna eat the meal.
i hate the lyrics to jennifer lopez's song. it's really conceited. she's so obsessed with the fact that she's from the bronx. i'll go through her lyrics and find the amount of times she talks about where she's from and stuff.
how many times does j.lo mention the bronx?
2
aww. i thought it was more than that. pooh.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:23:45 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, November 19 * *
julia, i'm positive it was juicy penis who emailed you that strange drunk-like email. who ELSE would hovel? shannon wasn't there on friday.
speaking of juicy penis, i really really hope her parents can pick me & her & emma up on sunday. because then my dad'll drop us off on saturday. i can't stop listening to this sheryl crow song. it's so not her style, and doesn't even sound like her. "i shall believe" for those who are intrigued.
why aren't i doing my law. why why why. i need to. desperately. so why aren't i? well, i know my answers. only work is doing the URLs and information. which i'll do later. i'm such a horrible slacker. guess i'm waking up at 5:30 to do this tomorrow.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:09:53 PM * * *
Tentative Plans for Saturday & Sunday
- early saturday morning, either emma's (because you kinda nodded towards the idea that your parents could drive one way, if we go visit steph some weekend..and my dad doesn't wanna drive both ways) or my parents drive (whoever wants to come: shannon, josie, emma, julia) to steph's
- we go shopping, even when steph ditches us to go see the lion king with her mommy, haha
- we rent old episodes of happy days (hehe) and movies and watch steph do her homework
- we sleep over
- emma's or my parents pick us up the next morning
yay plans. the "emo core" guy is creeping me out. i have dried goop in my eyelashes. had really intense cramps today; slept most of the day.
my dream scared me. not scared. but it was so long and WEIRD. everyone was on the ballet trip in toronto (woo) and we had to go to this mall. into some store called STARI or some chic name. from there, we had this saleslady lead us down this hallway in the store. it was a secret passage that led us down somewhere. blurry part. i was in a strange car with dayna driving, and about four other blurry-faced friends. we drove down this set of locks. it was a steep lock, so we couldn't drive back up. dayna was being a retarded driver, and tried BACKING up the hill, instead of driving head on. i fell out of the car into the river part. except it was feces. brown sludge, with green stuff underneath it. i fell INTO THAT. everyone was screaming. i remember maybe i was drunk? because i couldn't see some important things in my vision. like giant poles i probably hit. but i didn't. anyway, the sludge (which was FECES) didn't smell. but i was so humiliated, i almost cried when i got back into the car.
i don't remember anything else. i know there was a hundred more things added onto that crazy dream. frig.
i took a blue pill this morning, and it's in that spot where it's lodged in my throat but i can't DIRECTLY feel it? unless i swallow or try to breathe. hah. i suck. it's stuck there and it hurts a lot. that tomato's giving me a mean look.
gilmore girls & smallville tonight. i'm sorry team hovel. i wasn't there today. i had the foreign policy work done. i swear i did. it was in my politics binder, waiting to be brought to school. i'm sorry i let you down, head hovelers.
back on topic. the toronto plans would be from early saturday to early sunday. emma, pLEASE email me if you ask your parents. i'm positive my dad would drive one way. doesn't matter what day. or talk to me tomorrow. i really really really wanna go this weekend. we can retro dress-shop! i gots twenty dollars, because i'm poor. yay. shannon can't go. josie, julia and emma. email me TONIGHT or talk to me tomorrow. we need to get this figured out. parents hate last-minute plans.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:16:24 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, November 18 * *
*how emo are you?*
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go me.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:53:14 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, November 17 * *
Well. Okay. RuPaul bought Rick Astley's Greatest Hits CD. I was snorting and crying when I called up Julia, laughing so hard. Alias was a really good episode. It's somewhat confusing with all the SD-6 and Sloane and Sark. Oh, but Vaughn. He's so sexy!
I'm telling you SHANNON and JULIA, my story idea was good. Two old people stuck in an avalanche can only stay alive by making out!! IT"S ORIGINAL AT LEAST!!#%&4263
soooo hyper.
i found a forum for GHOSTWRITER!!!!!!!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:41:00 PM * * *
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