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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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* * * * Friday, December 27 * *
my uncle's dog CHUMMY is whining at the door because TABOO is outside and he's not. Cute dog but he keeps trying to get around my dog.
Anyway, I really want to go to the movies tonight! I have money! I hope I could bribe my dad to drive me in. Maybe I could give him five dollars, and he would pick up whoever else needs a ride. Hmm. Seriously, I HATE crappy last-minute plans...
I need Steph's phone number in Ttown. Really now. I'm going to see The Hot Chick in a day or two, so let's see something else maybe? I don't really care if we DO see The Hot Chick though. I seriously need to develop my Toronto film! The mall closes too soon for me to drop it off somewhere, and then return in an hour. Friggit.
Going home soon. My mom went to go see her childhood home, and visit my cousins' sick dog at the vet. Poor Toby. It's so sad. They've already spent $1000 on him. I think I'll sleep in the car, all by myself. There won't be dishes or gifts to clog up any chance of that. I'm babbling to myself.
So I'll do the natural logical thing...play the Sims.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:03:19 AM * * *
* * * * Thursday, December 26 * *
i finished the perks of a wallflower
this keyboard SUCKS SO MUCH
but yeah
poaw was very good
christmas consisted of: my uncle singing "i am woman, take me home", my aunt obsessing over activities, my parents laughing, playing the sims,
wow i suck at this. no more of that.,
i sound druk because this keyboard.
i wont get my pictures from toroto developed until like saturday. or maybe i;ll convince my dad to go to walmart for an HOUR tomorrow. hee. that picture of me with the toronto monkeys, of julia's, is the best picture of me EVER.
you CAN SEE GANGLY RAPE GIRL1!!#&$^*RSDGSDg gheartattack
im nervous because i cant find my fun mitties (ahahaha im adoptig josie's word) MITTIES
everyone liked their christmas presents.
i got: ferris bueller dvd, dashboard cd, perks of a wallflower, two random magazines, fifteen dollars, twenty five dollars
hahahahaha in this picture, jen's gropig that girl ahahah1#!%
shanon thoguht i was druk. stupid keyboard that doesn't make the n's work well
im going home tomorrow. be home 2-ish. i think i want to go to aimee's or julia's/ HWO KNOWS MY FRIEDS HEHEHE maybe i am secretly drunk
josh: DIRRTY IMMIGRANTS! ESKIMO MAN STOLE YOUR PROPELLERS HEEW HEE HEE HGEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!
hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaa oh ma i need julias valiuum baby abya
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:09:35 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, December 24 * *
julia, scan that picture of me.
i cut my bangs today. they're super short again. heeh. i just hated it because they were getting long and fluffy and bumbly.
i wish clarissa explains it all was still on. the little brother forrester was so annoying. but oh. clarissa was so ugly and bucky-toothed.
went driving today. eek. i veered off near the ditch a couple times, my dad got upset. he kept bracing the seat, as if i was racing. haha i was going 45 and was freaked. i hate speed in a car, im such a nervous driver.
driving will be the death of me.
i was watching the cosby show today. it was the one where the cos builds a private room for clair. yeah, it was a good episode. it looked like the cos was trying to molest theo one time haha. then i watched dirty dancing. i swear baby and her sister are actresses who like each other. because it looked like they were about to kiss in one scene. eww, creepy. then i watched family matters. which has like 504934 christmas episodes. this is the one where richie brings home a homeless guy. but in the opening scenes, eddie accidentally throws away laura's childhood doll and she cries and says he ruined her christmas. it was an accident. i hate laura. then carl and urkel (best ever) were making christmas cookies, and urkel was taking forever to make the right shape and carl did his predictable "OH WOULD YOU JUST CUT IT!!#!@^*^$" carl has the worst temper. i can'+t believe they changed harriets. there was a new one. pssh.
i was watching just for laughs the other day. the comedian guy was talking about his wife was going through menopause and she had MAJOR moodswings, so he sat down with his 15-year old son to prepare him. he was all "son, you know how mom gets really mad when you don't finish your homework when you get home from school?" and the son was like "yeah..." the dad's all "well now....she'll just cry....AND STAB YOU!" ahahahahaha i was in tears.
then today on just for laughs, some guy was on doing funny things with a leafblower & this weird footballer suit. my mom was crying laughing, and i was just snorking. that's right. SNORKING. bye. im off to eat tortilla chips & leftover shrimp dip. oh yes. JULIA SCAN!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:24:56 PM * * *
just for everyone: julia hasn't blogged because her computer's screwed up.
WHY HASNT ANYONE ELSE BUT ME AND EMMA BLOGGED DAILY! HUH HUH!
hhaa it's christmas break.
i just got bad news
my two brothers & my parents & i are ALL driving in the same four-door car up to ottawa
this orange sucks.
i had a 10 hour sleep.
now i'm in a pissy mood.
i was GOING to ride up with my parents (with brad and scott driving up separately) and read no logo for my politics isu rough copy. so you know, i could actually finish it with competence. that won't be happening.
today's christmas eve. i could care less.
i'm not excited about christmas. not right now anyway. tomorrow morning, i'll probably be all "yay" but not like when we were little. i remember this one christmas...the adults (mom, dad, uncles, aunts, grandparents, etc.) all made the kids wait until AFTER SUPPER to open presents. do you understand how much pressure and anxiety that is!
i had a dream where people said "thanks you" and i loved it. so i started saying it. haha, i probably will too.
algonquin college has a mandatory testing session on january 24. i'm wracked with nervousness. current affairs, writing, politics? AAhg.
ok ok i'm calmed. cindy lauper just came on the radio. and fifteen minutes ago, kenny loggins sang footloose.
the guy from last night's fear factor was hot. i almost wrote fear factory. that'd be even cooler.
i love how i started the trend of frankie valli onto my friends. yes yes. i take full credit, muah.
hate, hate, hate my brother's friends. they are so incredibly rude. adam r. called me stupid. called me gay. called me retarded.
anyway. scott's friends adam h, john & joe picked him up last night. my family was eating chips & shrimp dip and watching tv all on the couches. i don't know. they were talking to us and stuff, waiting for him to get ready. but anyway.
bye.
my dad's annoying this morning.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:08:06 AM * * *
* * * * Sunday, December 22 * *
opus 17 (don't worry 'bout me)
I can see,
There ain't no room for me.
You're only holdin' up your heart in sympathy.
If there's another man,
Then girl I understand.
Go on and take his hand,
And don't you worry 'bout me.
I'll be blue,
And I'll be cryin' too.
But girl you know I only want what's best for you.
What good is all my pride,
If our true love has died.
Go on and be his bride,
And don't you worry 'bout me.
I'll be strong,
I'll try to carry on.
Although you know it won't be easy when your gone.
I'll always think of you,
The tender love we knew.
But somehow I'll get through,
So don't you worry 'bout me.
Ooo-oo,
Baby.
Sweetie pie,
Before you say goodbye.
Remember if he ever leaves you high and dry.
Don't cry alone in pain,
Don't ever feel ashamed.
If you want me again,
Just don't you worry 'bout me.
I love you,
No matter what you do.
I'll spend my whole life waitin' if you want me too.
And if this is goodbye,
You know I'd rather die.
Than let you see me cry,
'Cause then you'd worry 'bout me.
I'll be strong,
I'll try to carry on.
Although you know it won't be easy when your gone.
I'll always think of you,
The tender love we knew.
But somehow I'll get through,
So don't you worry 'bout me.
I'll be strong,
I'll try to carry on.
Although you know it won't be easy when your gone.
I'll always think of you,
The tender love we knew.
But somehow I'll get through,
So don't you worry 'bout me.
-frankie valli & the four seasons
really, truly sad lyrics. but the tune is so catchy and fun-like. so misleading.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:02:03 PM * * *
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* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:00:14 PM * * *
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