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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, January 4 * *
I just got back from babysitting, and although nothing exciting happened today, I feel like blogging hardcore-style! YEAH. Aww, I want to see that basketball player guy who had the exact same oldschool Converse shirt as me. I felt so dirty today. So I showered. Problemo solvo. New layout coming very shortly. Under his guidance, I am creating the greatest CD ever. I'm downloading every song today, and so far they're amazing blended together. I can't wait. Because I am a DORK. Dorkus Laurius. I have the line, from Christina Applegate's character, "I'm a big losah! With all my hoez" and something like that, from when she was teasing Cameron Diaz over the answering machine. You'd have to see it. I've been rapping it all day! I keep thinking, randomly, about the moment in the party where Eagle Eye Cherry's "Save Tonight" came on the CD player and everyone was singing it. To themselves. Almost everyone in that kitchen was singing, all zoned out. I remember Chris New York guy like that. My mom brought home DEGRASSI BOOKS. THAT I CAN KEEP. I keeled over in pleasant shock. "Spike", "Maya" and "Melanie"! BEST EVER! My fingers smell like nasty Arbor Mist wine. I opened the half-done bottle and it smelled like beer. Eww. I just gagged and got the chills. I watched "The Princess Diaries" tonight, which I think is a nice movie. I love Robert Schwartzman. So sex.
I need a boy for my hands to run through his hair. I need a boy to hold hands with me. I need a boy who can sing 80s songs. I need a boy who can cuddle with me. I need a boy who can stand to watch "Who's the Boss?"
More later.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:05:07 PM * * *
chugga chugga! i remember! it was nothing to blog about though. ahahahah suckers.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:58:32 AM * * *
talking to aimée.
julia, you suck monkey balls.
you never describes the baseball guy that was "for me."
i watched jay, and conan, and some of late late show, then a bit of last call with carson daly. eww.
daniel bedingfield (who sings that techno-pop song "gotta get thru this") was horrible.
he had a shirt that rode up his stomach, and you could hear the song in the background -- with the lyrics.
creepyness.
seriously, the "in year 2000" skit on conan creeps me out because of the band member who sings the little chorus.
if you saw it, you'd understand.
he goes all high-pitched and scary.
i have system of a down stuck in my head.
aimée said all college cliques are developed in residence, and i'll be living at home.
so i won't have friends. my solution? a clingy boyfriend.
a guy in print journalism? HOW FUN. no sarcasm there.
i want a boy. a particular boy. everyone knows who. it's no secret. steph, emma and josie wanted to know why him. i told them why. his teeth are fine now. you are all so shallow. hee. lost my train of thought...
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:52:04 AM * * *
* * * * Friday, January 3 * *
calendar girl says:
i wish i was watching who's the boss
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, Im Super-Great says:
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, Im Super-Great says:
tony danza
calendar girl says:
he's quite the sexbot lol
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, Im Super-Great says:
fucking right
calendar girl says:
you wish he could clean YOUR house, don't you!
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, Im Super-Great says:
no
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, Im Super-Great says:
i wihs he could clena our hosue
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, Im Super-Great says:
so i could laugh at you becuz your hosue would smell like italians
calendar girl says:
italians clearly smell the best!
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, Im Super-Great says:
if by best you mean tomatoes, and tomoatoes are gay
calendar girl says:
i think YOU'RE the tomato!
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, Im Super-Great says:
wtf
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, Im Super-Great says:
where did a tomato come into this
calendar girl says:
oh, i'll tomato you
oh drunk michael.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:45:07 PM * * *
last night was hilarious. steph, emma, louis, julia and i played cranium (BOOKWORM! our little mover-people in speedos and bras and greaser hair :D) then a bit of risk. watched "footloose" with julia, jasmine, justyne and jacinta. whew. j's! read slutty cosmo's and watched conan. "gated a lot of wain" (ray liotta meant to say "gained a lot of weight haha)! slept on a tiny futon with jasmine and julia. i could NOT fall asleep. then i got really giddy and hyper. julia made cookie monster hump me, and he accidentally started going off three times. i was wheezing so hard, they laughed at me. then i accidentally touched julia's bum. it was burning hot haha. creepy. everyone was asleep, i laid there trying to get comfy. but it was so squished, i was in the middle and it was so warm. at one point, julia stared at me and said calmly "boy in tutu. funny." then conked out. hehe. around 4, i'm guessing, i took my blanket and pillow and slept on the floor until jasmine got up and told me to sleep there. we all woke up around 11 (my mom called to say she was coming at 11:30) and read cosmo confessions and ate sesamey bagels.
i FORGOT MY TORONTO FILM AND MONEY TO DEVELOP IT AT HOME!!! stupid stupid stupid!!! we were going to walmart!! argh! anyway. my parents'll get it done on sunday. i have to do my politics rough copy and law thesis today. BLAH.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:11:38 PM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, January 1 * *
this is carson.
this is mark f.
wonder years proves who looks like who at spcss.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:26:23 PM * * *
new years party @ stina's
- got dropped off at chantale's around 6:30, at 9 we drove to stina's
- about 30 people there
- played a drinking card game (victoria s. and i just watched)
- wandered around, talked to a bunch of random people
- saw jordan s. roll a GIANT (it was at least 4 inches width) joint, stupid idiot
- saw everyone on the outside backporch/balcony smoke it
- watched bits and pieces of "starship trooper" which was playing downstairs in the rec room
- met about five new people
- the blondes arrived, yech
- THS boys showed up and barged in
- two minutes before twelve, brian did something funky to the tv remote to the countdown show went to fuzz, we were all screaming and frantically trying to fix it; finally, we just started our own 10-second countdown hehe
- no new years kiss, i was squished between chantale and victoria, with ryan and his girlfriend making out beside us on the couch
- GASTON!!!
- laughed at drunk people, sat around talking to famous players people who came with stina
- talked to people i never talk to, got hugged really hard by seb and shook a whole lot of hands, got hugged a bunch, and got kissed (on the head) by seb as well
- said goodbye to marc, victoria s & victoria c & chantale
- watched drunken antics
- around 3, mostly everyone was gone
- cleaned up until 6 am, fell asleep
- woke up at 11, went home at 4
people who hooked up/broke up
- julie and carson (stina and i were so angry) hooked up
- brianne and some THS guy made out
- sex legs & adam kent WERE MACKING ON EACH OTHER
- GASTON!!!! and danielle were fighting, then rolling on each other
i am such a fun gossip. i just watched people all night. mark got alcohol in his eyes. mark f. fell down the stairs a lot. carson stepped on a broken beer bottle. i filched a camera someone left at stina's house. hee. i talked to someone i like a lot still, twice! a LOT of boys kept hugging and touching each other's butts. i was intrigued by this non-gay act. about 60 people were squished in stina's house. i had to mop up alcohol and degradingly pick up cigarette butts. at one point, the song "save tonight" came on and EVERYONE was mouthing the words in the kitchen. it was really neat. we got tired of playing non-alcohol-related WAR card game (carson, chantale, victoria, ashley l.) and put the cards in alcoholy coke. over 100 empty bottles all over the house. probably more. talked to gaston! hugged gaston twice!
if i remember any more, you'll be the first to know. MACKING ON!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:53:20 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, December 31 * *
things i think at 2:25 am
will i be expected to kiss someone tomorrow at 12?
will it be thomas? is he coming? will i like him?
i miss claire. so very much. the way things were between us.
i can be a mean friend.
i love memories. they make me cry sometimes.
i hope the party is fun.
last year, i peed myself while talking to claire on the phone.
last year, i peed the bed at jen's house while sleeping. she forgave me, but it became known as the infamous "incident"
i dont feel like sleeping.
i really really really don't feel up to applying at famous players tomorrow. there's some places i hate applying to.
i really have to pee. and considering my past history with bladder urges, i better go now.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:46:31 AM * * *
* * * * Monday, December 30 * *
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* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:27:53 PM * * *
I suddenly remembered things from Friday:
-"Look complacent!"..."What's complacent mean?"..."I don't know! But look complacent for the picture!"
- Steph TOUCHED MY THIGH!
- "What the f***, b****!"...wigger style, yo
Well, that's all the funny things I can recall right now. I love the picture of my hair in the photoalbum, Julia! It's so red and soft and shiny! WOO HAIR!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:57:36 AM * * *
just woke up. my eyes are crusty and wet. eww. last night, i came home around 7:30 and my family and nancy were opening presents. from, or to nancy. it's just because she wasn't there on christmas, so she got her share of gifts, and she handed out a share of gifts to my parents. blah. too long of an explanation. then they watched "black hawk down" but i hate war movies, so i went online then watched alias/degrassi/sound of music downstairs. i like "sound of music", christopher plummer's hot. hahaha, my mom nearly choked when i told her that. hee. well...he is. then at 10, i pried the remote from my mother's hands, and we watched "seven" which is creepy, dark and very thought-provoking. scott hadn't seen it, so yeah. that ended at 12:40, and i just went to bed. i tried on my orange airlift bra. it's somewhat uncomfortable but for TWELVE DOLLARS? i am keeping it. my mom couldn't believe i'm the size that i am, because she hates that i'm getting bigger than her, hehe.
ashley's at a tragically hip concert today. new years party tomorrow, i'll have fun. no drinking for me! hee. i am not "straight edge", i just don't prefer drinking. as opposed to watching people fall down and slur. which i tend to do when i'm sober. i have to make julia's present today. i'm glad i woke up early -- today is so my rest day. i need to get some things out of the way, but not to my knowledge, i'm not going anywhere. hello pajamas. other than making a dinky present for julia, i'll be stretched out watching tv. CRAP. it's monday. no good shows. hmm. i'll watch "ferris bueller's day off" since i never actually finished it. why is it that i find myself crying at the parade scene? i think i'm strangely weepy for 'unity' scenes in movies. like "revenge of the nerds"...i CRIED at the end, where they play 'we are the champions' and all the nerds and non-nerds are hugging and laughing and crying.
okay. i'm off, with my bundles of magazines, construction paper, scissors, tape, random clippings and pictures, and my "ferris bueller's day off" dvd. wheeeeee fun day! hahaaha that reminded me of mr lattner's "i'm a fungi! (fun guy)" man mr lattner rocks. well, not when he almost failed me. but when he's not my teacher.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:54:53 AM * * *
* * * * Sunday, December 29 * *
back from ottawa.
everyone probably read about the fun/sucky friday night. i slept for four hours that morning.
woke up & went to aimee's.
went to the mall. i bought an orange airlift bra, food, and a movie ticket.
aimee and i watched "the hot chick" and i think i peed myself laughing.
i'm at aimee's now. last night, we watched "the sweetest thing" "bring it on" & "the garbage pail kids."
going home soon. her family's watching "spiderman", his uncle ben just died.
aww.
i can't believe we slept in until 2:30 pm. wait. yes i can.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:57:20 PM * * *
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