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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Friday, January 17 * *
work went fine.
no throwing up on customers.
i am tired. i work tomorrow 11-4 -- they changed my shift, blah.
shut up, shanman, i will not blog more than this.
eww cheese curdles in my stomach.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:10:57 PM * * *
oawg says:
a girl i know jus started there wednesday
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
really? what's her name?
oawg says:
luarie
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
lol i KNEW you were going to say that, dumbass hehe
oawg says:
hahahahahahahahahaha
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
i haven't met luarie, but you know...
oawg says:
oh she's a bitch
oawg says:
hahahahhahahhaha jk
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
haha aww
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
poor luarie
hey work! here i come!
cowering...
* You're so silly, Nanny! 3:55:53 PM * * *
eww, why am i so creepy in julio's pictures? why!
anyway. i love the picture of me and mike. the one that creepy gauthier liked, eww.
it's a really neat-blue picture even though you can't tell that mike is scared looking and my hair is all bushman.
dropping off law isu & picking up hosie's jeans tomorrow (technically today) at school.
but otherwise, shopping for my own jeans. yeah yeah.
i work...TODAY. freaky. i'm not nervous at the moment. i will be.
helped emma with those stupid beads today. i couldn't get them right.
we all played cheat! but it got super boring once derek joined. we were all like "meh, we quit"
so then we walked to daisy mart. woo. hosie went with her latina hair
i was super cranky today, i don't know why. lack of sleep, way too much on my plate.
i nearly fell asleep in socio, i was almost there when suddenly a bunch of people stood up and left. i was so bewildered. then i read "high fidelity." by myself since ashley left. meh. i've never even almost fallen asleep in class. ever.
spent all night doing law isu. parents helped a tremendous amount. but alas, i am done every isu.
now onto exams. woohoo.
done done done done done,
woirk ugh,.
stupd till!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:12:12 AM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, January 15 * *
till training! i'm actually studying the manual.
only about 15 buttons to memorize, but all the other stuff is somewhat difficult.
i need julia to help me.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:03:36 PM * * *
woke up w/ a sore throat. it was sore last night too. ugh. i better not be getting anything, i can't afford to miss work. hah. miss work. sounds funny. tonight's till training.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:47:02 AM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, January 14 * *
Joe lent me his copy of "High Fidelity" by Nick Hornby.
I lent him my copy of "Perks of Being a Wallflower." I like book-trading. I've never done it. Jen still has my Degrassi books. She's coming over tonight to watch Gilmore Girls.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:45:15 PM * * *
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
make it all incporrated to joustin
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
and clenchy sex
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
in your exam answers
Stephanie says:
i will
Stephanie says:
find derivative of sinx. "CLENCHY SEXXXX! GENETALIAA!"
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
and the fonzie
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
and gabe will be all "woah! she IS the girl for me!! GO AZN PRIDE!!" haha i dont know
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:33:47 PM * * *
Creepy hobo went over well.
Yummy cow feces burger.
Stupid people are funny.
So are knee-slapping leprechauns. I have pantaloons.
The Fonz is my hero.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:13:46 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, January 13 * *
1. the other three people at training were 20+, jim & miranda & lisa.
2. that place is friggin MASSIVE.
3. i cannot remember beanie babies names, every pattern of teatowels & linens, or sales on chicken breasts.
4. those three hours went both fast and slow.
5. i wasn't excluded, even though i was the only part-timer.
6. i got my geeky artsy crafty vest.
7. my mom loves it.
8. the door was locked and i couldn't exit the store and couldn't seem to figure out the lock so jim had to help me leave, hah.
9. i work friday 5-9 pm & saturday 1-6 pm.
10. i will break down and cry.
11. there is a thirteen page-ish booklet on till training. i have the three hours training session on wednesday.
12. another big booklet on company fundamentals, rules, dress codes, etc.
13. i think i'm one of the youngest employees, if not THE.
finished newspaper article. didn't finish politics presentation paper. i'm thinking of screwing the hobo idea and being boring but i know i'll regret it later. i just don't know how to incorporate it. either my speech will be too boring, long, short, or too much like my essay. blargh. sociology isu due tomorrow. it needs minor minor fixing and i'll do that during spare. i have to do the reflections too. frig. ugh. i really really wish it was a snowday tomorrow. everyone was pleasantly surprised this morning. i had to babysit all day long.
14. i'm a forgetful drama queen.
15. this till training book is my bible. julia is my in-class survival kit.
16. i will be studying this every night.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:36:30 PM * * *
training in an hour-ish.
carson's reassuring me it'll be fine.
man i hope so.
i'm such a geek.
i think i did almost perfect on that law test on friday. yay.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 4:57:59 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, January 12 * *
stress. attack. breathe.
hate. politics.
stupid. hobo.
cry.
cry. crycrrycyrycryyrcyryryryryryry
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:27:53 PM * * *
blah!
we finally fell asleep at 4
i woke up at 6:15 because my stupid dog was scratching at the door
and she had to pee and stuff so i came out here
my stomach is rumbling
we watching "signs" last night. my mother screamed four times.
i got the job. $7 an hour. start training monday & wednesday.
i keep hiccuping.
i guess i'll go watch "sunday morning" cartoons and eat. julia's asleep.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:34:17 AM * * *
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