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*   *    LAURIE! *     *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.








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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma






          *    * *   * Saturday, January 25     * *

the hook-ups are about to begin.
s & hosie
c & emma
j & me

haha. star wars was fun, but i was creeped out by jabba's "wank"
i fell asleep during the ewoks, which made me sad, because i could hear emma laughing about them.
yet i dozed off. then went to bed "early" (what? 2 am?)
i've had a lot of songs stuck in my head today.
i had fun at hosie's. about a boy was odd. and somewhat boring. jen was being creepy. as usual. i spilled salsa on myself. my cranberry drink tasted spiked. because hosie was trying to drug me and rape me!
and emma liked the booby-headed man. mwuah. waxy harrison ford!
i'm speaking, in my mind, in a french accent.
"and zen, you do zis"
haha. rock on.
i don't want to hate anyone. i don't. actually hate anybody.
i dislike very much but i don't hate.
nobody makes me feel that much out of control when i think about them.
today i watched "lord of the rings", a bit of it, again. for the second time.
and "jumanji" which was always amazing.
and then "face/off" in which i LOVE nicolas cage. he is incredible. i love him so much. he can play the best "good" guy and the best "bad" guy.
i am staying up to watch SNL.
people are irritating me.
i work 12-4 tomorrow. i dont wanna.
my blogs suck. zis is why i must leave.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 8:50:20 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Thursday, January 23     * *

hootie & the blowfish - "let her cry"

i feel like listening to my old 90s hits.
and our lady peace. clumsy.
have to study law.
jv. i don't know what to think about him.
i tried to nap for an hour.
laid there. then wrote a poem, dug out my old journals and diaries and depressed myself with my brand-obsessed loserness from grade 8.
man i should just shut this down. i mean i dont even use it anymore. im hardly ever online anymore, and if i am, i check blogs and get off. meh.
i like jv. i do. but i dunno. its confusing me and distracting. he called me....(don't get excited emma) it was about homework. but still. he called me. im a dink about boys.

tomorrow: law exam, algonquin test, work 5-9

busybee.
haha john lithgow from 3rd rock from the sun: he's smoking and reads the carton and then retorts snottily "well, i'm not a fetus!" hee.

mr brisbois teased me today. saying i was cheating and said i wouldnt pass. watch me not. pfft. juha! "i am woman, hear me roar!" hahahaah. cracks me right up. i need to call someone but I NEED TO STUDY LAW OR I WILL FAIL. we drove some kid named joey home today. he's short. i want to watch seinfeld.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 4:45:01 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Wednesday, January 22     * *

i have a sniffling cold. i hate it.
pat coffey's band was very good.
bye bye.

wait. thing to do today (meaning no fun spare games):
- do all of socio work
- get politics study notes organized
- get law study notes organized

well im screwed.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:53:45 AM    * *       *


i forgot.

1. thomas likes to draw on people, and loves the feeling of being drawn on. soulmate!
2. john holota almost hurt me for the front seat
3. ashley likes to have windshield sex. eww.
4. julia, you WERE super snippy.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:51:48 AM    * *       *


1. law review today
2. politics exam tomorrow
3. law exam friday
4. algonquin testing session friday
5. work friday

hmm. i am so freaking out right now. i need to shower. why did i get online?

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:49:13 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Sunday, January 19     * *

X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. says:
she had your eyes, joustin!

that made me laugh. because everything i say makes me laugh.
snowystorm.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:29:24 PM    * *       *


snow day probably tomorrow.
i could've probably also slept over @ steph's.
BLRGH.
instead i watched high school reunion and some of blade.
mmm, stephen dorff.
steph's skanky grandma panties were hilarious. my bellybutton smelled.
four bathrooms. FOUR. i hate you, you....you....UPTOWN GIRL!
yeah, so as i was saying today. the one actor who really makes me cry when they're crying...is (a) sandra bullock (mostly) & (b) mel gibson (always)
he really makes me want to, or just bawl. he's not wussy about the crying. i hate overly sensitive boys. i really don't like it. i mean, i like the poetry, yeah cry sure, but when you get into being the woman of the relationship? eh no. i want a boy who can stand up for me, as girly as that sounds. shut up.





Which Empire Records character would YOU be? Hmmm?

This quiz made while Angel was procrastinating her ass off.

starting second semester soon. spare, writer's craft, english and history. hoo boy. doesn't feel like sunday. just because i worked on friday and saturday. today was really fun. i don't want tomorrow to be a snowday. i NEED a law review. right badly.

i don't care about this blog anymore. i'm so passive aggressive about things.
i really think i am pg. (hahaha pg = pregnant, no no no!)

holy friggin crap. school article due tuesday morning. urgh! i don't know what's happening this week, waht do i write about!! AAAH.

i have passive-aggressive personality disorder. i'm almost positive. it nearly fits me to a T.



*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:18:33 PM    * *       *


umm. work went better. i had to stop myself once mentally because i was -- not "whipping" persay, because i had to remind myself what category an item went through, and sometimes had to ask caitlyn -- quickly ringing through the items. i bagged, debited, visaed, cashed, did all that fancy work. 11-4. i work next friday and sunday. and all next next weekend. so that's good -- i mean, the hours don't go over 6 and i'm always home to have time to do other things. i make no sense.

i went to bed at 6:45 pm last night. fell asleep to my 80s hit cd. woke up at 8, turned it off, went back to sleep. i woke up a few times because i was hot and sweaty. eww. so i rolled up my sleeves and dozed off. just woke up. i don't feel really refreshed, my mouth tastes gross and my eyes feel so tired. but i wanna go to ace's and the locks today with steph and anyone else. i SHOULD be studying. but no. i CAN go to the fashion show on tuesday, yay. im gonna call steph and see what's happening soon. well, around 11 since it's like almost 8:30 in the morning now. heh.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 8:26:51 AM    * *       *