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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, March 22 * *
So I won "Most Noticeable Hat"? Okay. That was odd. I so didn't even expect it. But meh.
I just watched "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist." So stupid, but since I like those stupid-funny movies, it was alright. The best and funniest part was the baby-beginning. Hilarity.
I worked 11-4 today. There's a new girl, Whitney, she's okay. I am just glad I'm not the new girl anymore.
I have a problem with some people lately. They've changed but in the way that I cannot stand. They don't even realize it, but they're alienating themselves. It makes me so frustrated because they're good people but they've gone off and changed so much. Not to say change is bad, but in this case, it is.
We ate at Taishan Gardens tonight. I realized my Chinese zodiac, but now I forget. Of course I do. The buffet was alright. Really crowded. Scott and I got into a big fight last night, AND tonight. Concerning the same thing. Both times I cried. What. But we resolved it over Chinese food, stupid movies and discussions about drinking.
I think I find out this week if I got accepted into my first-choice college. History class is proving to be my hardest; I can't seem to understand the material enough to pass the quizzes. Candice gets like 99% on them, I get 25%. What the frig. I hate it. But, to be fair, Candice & Chantale & I all got 69% on our in-class essays. Blah.
I watched "Bird on a Wire" tonight. That was a pretty good movie. I loved it when I was younger. Mel Gibson with a ponytail. Sigh.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:54:57 PM * * *
* * * * Friday, March 21 * *
Whorie says:
im wearing a viking hat tomorrow. it has horns
Steph says:
i have tons of funny hats
Whorie says:
and ill dance around yelling VUNDAHBAH
Steph says:
but i dont' knwo what to wear
Steph says:
lol
Steph says:
maybe i'll wear my china hat
Steph says:
or my sombrero?
Steph says:
but the sombrero is so huge
Whorie says:
SOMNBRERO ALL THE WAY
Whorie says:
best part of it
Whorie says:
what toher hats do ya got
Steph says:
a hat that's furry and looks russian
Steph says:
chinaman hats
Whorie says:
DO IT
Whorie says:
we'll fight!!
Whorie says:
vikings vs. russians hahahhahah
Steph says:
lol
Steph says:
i wore it for my english presentation
Steph says:
no, i prolly wont' wear a hat
Whorie says:
DO IIIIIT
Whorie says:
i points to crotch in julias tagbaord
Whorie says:
SO DO IT
Whorie says:
and then wear it on the train
Steph says:
lol
Whorie says:
and scream russian obscenities at those who give you dirty looks.
Whorie says:
FOREVER>
Whorie says:
never stop screaming russian obscenities! NEVER.
Steph says:
never shake a baby
Whorie says:
its like that commercial: Never shake a baby. NEVER.
Steph says:
i always say "never shake a mama" while shaking my mom
Whorie says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!$#@%@%%
anyhoo. im not stressed anymore. about that anyway. now i realized i have to: research history project, study english terms, finish english questions, finish writer's craft thingers, type them out and print them out, write in my wc workbook, read that story.
BLAH. im waking up like 530 am tomorrow. heh.
michael c drove me home today
he's a funny driver, he shook his fist at a guy driving that he didnt even know
oh how i laughed.
then we made fun of carson together. in the nicest way possible.
we played dookie and i mocked his mothers stinky air freshener. yes.
well. bye. i will report the results of the slave-driving tomorrow. eww. i work 5-9.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:47:44 AM * * *
* * * * Thursday, March 20 * *
Okay, let's do the math for Laurie about the OAC Auction results.
I bought Betsy because I felt sorry for her up there, for $6.
I bought Emma, as promised, for higher than I expected. I was planning to stop at 30. But I went higher. To 40. I am a dick.
Cassandra said she'd give me $5 if I bid $40. Haha, I outbid myself. I'm one smart cookie, everyone was laughing at me.
So.
6
+40
-5
=41
-15
=26
I have $15 in bills, right here. I need to take out $40 tomorrow, pay them $6, then deposit the rest back in. No more spending for me!
Now I have to think of TWO funny things for Betsy AND Emma. Yeesho. My pantaloons? Creepy hair? GAH! I must enlist my mother's advice for this one. My dad grunted when I asked. So yes. I'm a stinker.
Gangly Rape Girl bought Tyler! Manly Dyke was right behind her! Oh the hilarity that ensued after Jen and I found out. I felt like I was going to die of laughter.
I AM SO STRESSED I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING
my mom had one okay idea but i need TWO@!!@$@^#^%$#
i wish the oac auction never happened
GSGDv
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:52:47 PM * * *
the idiot girls action-adventure club
I MUST READ.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:40:21 AM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, March 18 * *
I think "Remember the Titans" is our school theme movie. That, and "Hoosiers." And sometimes "Rudy." All about sports. Our school is pushing sports and studly men on us. Help. No, seriously. I've seen those movies at least five times each in four years in classrooms. So sad. My ear hurts. It doesn't ache or anything but when I touch it, it hurts. Hmm. I have Driver's Ed tomorrow. I am frightened.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:44:02 PM * * *
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hugos house of horror!
krystian is fun. all around fun to talk to
bye
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:33:47 PM * * *
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