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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Thursday, April 17 * *
I used to watch this when I was little. I loved it so much. I think I only watched a couple videos, like Hop to It and Forever Friends and Lost and Found but it was so good. His little friend Roary. Aww, I'm going to cry. Forever Friends made me bawl. Seriously. Oh man, it was so sad when his best friend left. You have no idea how traumatic that was for me. Poor Gerbert.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:05:41 PM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, April 16 * *
I'm over it. I need to find the list of names and items in order. I don't know why my friends make fun of me for making lists. I mean, I take it good-naturedly, I really don't get hurt by it. I just don't see the "nerdery" in it -- I like organizing lists, it makes me feel good. Anyway.
I'm incredibly happy and thrilled for Steph. Furry Russian humping hats unite!
Hot guy at Aldos. Mmm. Former hot guy at NY Fries not so much. It was the unsexy beard before.
Saturday will be fun. I'm freaking about money right now. Shut up, everyone hates me whining about it, I don't care though. I just spend $20 on FOOD today. FOOD. I paid Jen $7 I owed her. Grah.
"the world isn't a fucking magazine, the world isn't what you see in a magazine, if you lived outside of the spoonfed media circus our society imposes upon us, maybe some people would realize that there is so much more to life." - Julia
You wrote this and I'm not trying to knock your opinions down, but what does this mean? What's so important in life that it exceeds all reach of the supposed evil media? Love? Media feeds us that. Music? Well, how else do you find out about bands? I'm curious as to what you think extends beyond media's reach, that is crucial to life itself.
I'm rapidly getting gift ideas. They're all crappy. But I DONT CARE.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:56:35 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, April 15 * *
i don't really know what to think. i am shocked. i'm hurt. i wish she hadn't told me. no, i wish they'd never done it. that's really low. this is really hurting but i need to know. why would they do that. was i so obvious about it? i want to know.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:43:33 PM * * *
I reckon a storm's a brewin'.
My aunt is going to call tonight about the Easter issue. Blahrg.
I got my second needle today. Stupid nurse didn't put it in right the first time so had to redo it. Blahrg.
I had to sit near smelly pothead boys that swore every second word. Blahrg.
Ursula dropped History class. Blahrg.
I'm getting a 64 in History. Blahrg.
I no longer get the BBC Kids channel where I watched old-school Degrassi daily. Blahrg.
I got higher than Vanessa on my History test. Whee.
I'm getting an 80 in English. Whee.
I'm going to the party. For sure. Whee.
My mom just applied for a TV makeover thing. Whee.
Nerdcore tomorrow. Whee.
Crazy hats all around tomorrow. Whee.
Seriously, people.
Pete Yorn - Just Another
Kiel called me Alfalfa today in History. Hmm.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:39:11 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, April 14 * *
I love there's two different sayings that have the same moral.
Bros before Hoes.
Chicks before Dicks.
Hee. That makes me smile.
It's been so long since I talked to him.
I really miss it. They are the stupidest things.
But I love it.
My head still hurts.
Now is the waiting game.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:38:56 PM * * *
Why? No, really. Why?
My head has been hurting for hours.
Carson is amusing. What a wannabe gutterslut.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:09:03 PM * * *
After school today has got to be one of the worst things that's ever happened...this semester. It's not life-threatening but man, did I fret. Ask Julia. I called her three times to rant and yeah, cry a little. She probably didn't notice.
I am going to the party. Yeah, my aunt's disappointed in me, but I have to live with that. I sound like a major witch but oh well.
Nerdcore is on Wednesday, yay. Then Driver's Ed. Ew.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:59:15 PM * * *
yesterday after work, i saw two smoking lebanese women. then this really superbutch women with a crewcut, muscly upper body and tattoos. also, this old man surprised his wife (as she was sitting in the grocery parking lot in her car waiting for him) with flowers from the stiore. so adorable/ she kept smelling them and smiling. awww.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:16:20 AM * * *
Steph says:
genitalia.
razz my berries says:
alright, i'll talk you ater
razz my berries says:
hahahahaha
razz my berries says:
JENitalia
Steph says:
start a convo like that.
Steph says:
but not with me.
Steph says:
jen. italia.
Steph says:
hahahah
Steph says:
that's amazing
razz my berries says:
hahhaa!!!!
razz my berries says:
omg it is!
Steph says:
we must write it everywhere in the school.
Steph says:
jen, italia!
Steph says:
people will say
Steph says:
"genitalia?"
Steph says:
"i don't get it."
razz my berries says:
hahaha
razz my berries says:
we'll scream "genitalia!" down the hallways
Steph says:
ahaha
Steph says:
they'll put us in life skills
Steph says:
but it's worth it!
Steph says:
oh god, it's worth it.
Steph says:
okay.
Steph says:
bye.
Steph says:
viva italia
razz my berries says:
KERFUFFLE
razz my berries says:
viva genitalia, ahaha what a nationality
Steph says:
if it was a nation, there'd be no more wars.
Steph says:
we'd all be the same.
Steph says:
except the genetalia-less.
only because you told me not to post it, you dinkface.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:14:42 AM * * *
* * * * Sunday, April 13 * *
If something certain doesn't happen tonight, I'm going to punch Emma in the face tomorrow. And I will.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:45:04 PM * * *
I'm in the beginning processes of making Josie's gift.
No ideas for Jen's yet. Geee.
$10 - Abortion trip fee
$6 - Film stuff
$25 - Grad gown
I don't have this type of money. Pah.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:42:34 PM * * *
It's basically resolved now.
My mom just got snippy with me for bringing up the weekend.
I am going to the party.
I can hang out with my cousins Friday, after work.
And most of Saturday after work.
I'm trying to hand out my Sunday shift to people, ahah. I think Amanda can take it for me. HOPEFULLY.
Class Switch is this Monday.
I am tired. I need to do my homework. Eat supper. Watch Alias, Degrassi and The Pitts, which cracks me up beyond belief.
Last night was horribly hysterical. I nearly pissed my pants multiple times.
Highlights: overpowering lettuce, Kelsey cutting her hamburger into pieces to eat, dancing to "Vogue", harassing people with pictures, Kelsey swearing she doesn't drink...ever, haha, JEN...PERIOD, Julia's old man homeless shirt, Jen & Julia's imitation of some guy walking, Ace of Base, driving over the curb, DADDY IS FILMING!, Julia's hilarious home videos, Julia running gangily across the parking lot, ice cream at McDonald's and Paul's creepy bloody-handed gloves, being scared by Pat C & all of them, and oh so much more!
My dad just said dang. Hee.
I really like working with Caitlin. She's hilarious.
Hotdogs for supper. Yum.
Bye.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 5:56:06 PM * * *
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