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what the frank
layout by Rae
baby got back
* * LAURIE! * *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.
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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma
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* * * * Saturday, May 3 * *
I was told to rent The Big Lebowski.
Nobody will drive me.
I am so bored.
My mom's mad at me.
I think my dad is too.
I worked 9 - 6 today.
Tiring.
I work 12 - 5 tomorrow.
I feel like throwing up.
I just remembered that Josie has my bookbag and messenger bag in her car still.
CRAP.
by monday: screenplay rough draft, journal entries, english hand-out information, english collage started, have read "the gods will have blood", debate information
i feel like getting drunk. or high.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:14:10 PM * * *
* * * * Friday, May 2 * *
i am hungry.
no toronto trip for me.
sadly.
semi? yeah, why not.
i need shoes! josie MUST have some for me.
i am tired. i got up at 630 this morning
i'm all fresh and clean and smooth-legged and smooth-underarmed
woo.
saved by the bell's on!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:59:42 AM * * *
* * * * Thursday, May 1 * *
steph is keeping my comfy school pants.
for a price.
of her sex.
heje. no. ten dollars.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 12:01:08 AM * * *
* * * * Wednesday, April 30 * *
Look there he goes
Isn't he dreamy?
Monsieur Gaston
Oh he's so cute
Be still my heart
I'm hardly breathing
The Beauty & the Beast speaks to me. Hee.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:11:44 PM * * *
1,204 words in total. AND IM NOT EVEN DONE> OH YEAH>!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:56:35 PM * * *
89.
kill me.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:46:08 PM * * *
138.
i really like gaston*
he cut his hair! he looks like a little boy
but it's so friggin adorable.
gah. next week is our last.
kristina was bullying me to talk to him.
i might as well.
SERIOUSLY. it's a few hours until it's may.
i'm sounding like julia. its coming way too close.
being left behind, with shannon.
gaston is so intelligent though.
i remember him at the party singing "she hates me" by puddle of mudd
he's not dating anyone.
gah i suck.
*real name not used to protect the sexy
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:36:30 PM * * *
182! SO CLOSE.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:43:16 PM * * *
280. don't hurt me, i'm proud i've come this far without freaking out yet.
hehe, "putting on the ritz" - stray cats
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:25:44 PM * * *
357. you dont know how pleased i am with my own progress. technically, this is my rough copy. bah. then i need scott and mom's editing processes until i whip out my final copy. there will definitely be, tomorrow, moments of me freaking out about a works cited page or final quotes.
plus, i left one of my book in my locker. GRAH. i have to insert quotes tomorrow. frowny face.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:23:12 PM * * *
408 words left to write.
woo.
yay old-school poe.
this essay isn't awful. just...meh.
mrs demaiter said i was a good writer today.
ack, more writing ensues!
* You're so silly, Nanny! 9:10:35 PM * * *
670 words left to go!
i'm not really on a roll at all though.
it's going slow but progressive. blarghghgh.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:53:51 PM * * *
437 words.
763 to go.
cher is helping.
no. seriously.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 8:14:44 PM * * *
* * * * Tuesday, April 29 * *
okay.
gilmore girls: 8-9
nbc's funniest outtakes: 9-10
english isu: 10-??
I NEED TO DO IT. I NEED TO WRITE THE ESSAY. then somehow do the "rough copies" blah.
i need to piss. but i think someone just went into the bathroom. ah vell.
today was a waste of time. i got 18/20 on my history 'clash' proposal. candice got 19. one step ahead everytime! that stinker.
i need to, sometime, start my writer's craft isu and read my history readings. tonight. or tomorrow sometime, whenever really.
the girl on the cover of my flare magazine is rather manish.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:42:25 PM * * *
This is who Carson is making me be for our stupid SNL Jeopardy skit in English. Wah.
But to be fair, I think Carson should be...
It's a bit wind-chilly outside.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:18:58 PM * * *
SO WHAT IF I MAKE LISTS>
I LIKE MAKING LISTS.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:09:59 PM * * *
i am always the mediator.
maybe i put myself into that position.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 2:07:34 PM * * *
* * * * Monday, April 28 * *
I just finished watching Mr. Personality. Shut up, it's so self-depracatingly humorous that I love it. Creepy Chris! He frightens me. I like Purple Jim. I can associate colours with names. Heh. Those masks scare me though.
I just remembered I have two Queen's interviews sometime this/next week about learning disabilities. Julia, too. I get paid $15 a session! Woo. Kirk made creepy disgusting jokes about me today on the bus. Then said I would like to make a bong out of my Aquafina water bottle. Then said how I have a "sesh" every day after school. Well, yeah! Hee.
Things I Need to Pay Off:
Jen - $4.73 for McChicken
Grad gown - $25
Abortion protest fee - $10
St. Paul movie day - $5
Lizzie McGuire movie - $4.25
= $48.98
Technically, my mom will pay for my gown.
= $23.98
Whee.
Some emotions came rushing back today on the bus. I hate it, I told this to Julia. It makes me angry but in a way that I can't honestly help it. It's not like it's love. Yeah, right.
Freaky coincedence happened today. Carson and I realized that our families both live in Antigonish, Nova Scotia. I was like "woah" but then my dad told me my family doesn't live there, they just live NEAR there. Blah. Ah well, it was a fun freaky coincedence while it lasted. They called Cornwall (where I spent a few measly years of my life) the Armpit of Ontario because it smells so bad. Wahh. But hee. I still find it hilarious that Carson, when younger, had glasses and an eyepatch. Oh, poor reject Carson. I remember being at the same school as him. He was like best friends with Justin, who I had the BIGGEST grade-four crush on, EVER. Weeeird. We have the feeling that we're somehow related, like distant cousins.
I have to write my informal History essay tonight.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:40:42 PM * * *
i laid outside today on our swing, writing in my journal.
then i laid there, put my blanket all around my body and talked to julia under the blanket.
In a dream I'm a different me
With a perfect you
We fit perfectly
For once in my life I feel complete--
And I still want to ruin it
Nine Inch Nails - Even Deeper
This week:
Tuesday - History essay due, history chart due, English work period
Wednesday - Habitat ceremony (blahblahblah), work on English ISU
Thursday - English ISU due, Writer's Craft ISU proposal due
Friday - Bowling for Columbine movie day, Lizzie McGuire movie premiere :)
So far anyway.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 7:22:16 PM * * *
* * * * Sunday, April 27 * *
harriet.
BIRDS.
one bird with two stones!
baseball sucks.
i love shannon.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:13:25 PM * * *
This time thing is messed up. It's not even midnight yet! Stupid thing.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 11:11:52 PM * * *
Nancy totally did a makeover on me. I put on my prom dress, and she applied liquid eyeliner (LOVE IT) and all that (jazz). It's great. Then she styled my hair, curled it, twisted it, pinned it into this amazing creation that is so 40s it hurts me. Yeah. It's amazing. That is so my prom dress too. I just need shoes and a little clutch bag. Wow. I rule.
My new layout will be coming shortly. Have patience, my blinded-by-Nanny friends.
I should've done my History reading, and English ISU outline tonight. But alas, I did not. I will stay up late and read and read and read then eat and watch some TV then read some more. I just wrote a big rant about tampons and ragtime and huge indiscreet pads, but then I realized that nobody cares. Ah well. Emma's last words on her blog got that stupid song "Day by Day" tune stuck in my head. Ghragh. I also have Kelly Clarkson stuck in my head. Thanks, Jen(nifah!" - my mom)
Nancy took pictures of me all Hollywood glam-y. Hee. It was fun. I love it so much, the liquid eyeliner and silver eyeliner and black mascara and blended eyeshadowy stuff. Eww. I wrote "Yay makeup." But then I'd be morally obligated to stick a fork into my eye.
I need to get these pictures developed really soon. I have exactly $3.21 in my debit account. Film development = 6 something.
Am I even going to the abortion protest? It costs $10. Gah, stupid money! My pimple hurts. My dad just rhymed "Negatory, Laurie." And you wonder where my nerderiness is originated from.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 10:59:42 PM * * *
I worked 11-4 today. Jen and I didn't go see Identity. Instead, we rented "Getting There" and "When in Rome" (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen movies). Please -- gag yourself with your own spoon.
Dinner debate tonight. My brother is pro-war. I am a fence-sitter/anti-war, a leaner. My dad is pro-war. My mom's a leaner too.
My mom's boss is a draft-resister, that's why he came to Canada. He's such a hippie. Plus, one of his friends officially named himself 'Weed.' Oh, the hippies.
The Lizzie McGuire Movie comes out this Friday! I am so excited!
C'est Moi says:
she can kiss my ass.
We drink the night away, and we pray that no one will ever know our insecurities. says:
she would too, but then find too many commas on it and hand it back
Shannon can relate with that.
* You're so silly, Nanny! 6:18:02 PM * * *
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