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*   *    LAURIE! *     *
I'm Laurie. I have hair that makes Richard Simmon's hair looks good. I like giraffes and monkeys. I especially like monkeys. When I was born, my dad said I was either a boy or the ugliest girl alive. It's things like that that makes my self-esteem so high these days. I like a mixture of music from Tool to Weezer to Billie Holiday to Flock of Seagulls. I have an extreme love for the 80s that will never cease. I think I've seen The Breakfast Club about thirty eight times, even though I only like parts of it. Emilio Estevez is my boyfriend. I have a lawn gnome named Clyde. He's dear to my heart. Bruce Willis sings stalker songs to me at night. I watch TV a lot. I love movies to death. I hate the feeling, sound, word, thought of fleece. My nanny gave me a fleece sweater awhile ago. I like the smell of gasoline, freshly cut grass and chlorine. I like when my skin smells after I get out of the pool. I tend to bite my nails too much so my nails are gross and short and creepy. I can't stand having bumps in my hair. I have to have music. I cry during scenes like the ending of Revenge of the Nerds. Unpixelated Sims is funny, and kind of creepy. Laughing at drunk people makes for good times. Claire is my sex monkey. You just wish you were, too. I'm not on crack, although you'd think I was.








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Shannon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma






          *    * *   * Saturday, May 10     * *

American Graffiti is a weird but fun movie. Oh, Harrison Ford. Cowboy hat.
Ron Howard is kind of ugly-hot in the movie, but he's a terribly jerky boyfriend.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:34:44 PM    * *       *


mmm, supper.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:41:34 PM    * *       *


Rawk show last night wasn't that great.
Dave is incredibly shy but cute.
I don't like being hooked up by someone forcing my hand into another guy's.
It is very weird.
I love the robot on my hand.

May 17th: 12 - 4:30 pm
May 18th: 12 - 4 pm

May 24th: 11 - 6
May 25th: 12 - 4

My brother and I blared "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "Another Night" in the car after work.
Much fun was had.
I helped my mother make her special "Big Mac" sauce (almost identical). "Green relish, stat!"
She was so serious about it.
I had a nice dream.
It was so busy today, I was on floor.
Pam basically told me: I can work extra hours this summer getting trained in the Stonehouse (candles, gifts and crafts)
Then I can work, while going to college, every weekend. My schedule would be like
Saturdays: 12 - 5
Sundays: 11 - 4
Awesome.
And Steph, we can try and work something out for this Friday. I still really want to go to Toronto.
I don't work Friday, I work Saturday at 12. Not too shabby. We'll do lunch, hee.
Haha, it was hilarious. I was in a hurry, rushing out to the car from the backdoor of work. My foot went on its side, twisting unpainfully. And I tripped and fell. Didn't actually FALL, but stumbled wildly. A couple of bakery ladies outside in their cars asked if I was okay, and I just began laughing my friggin head off.
Bought Mother's Day gift. Woo.
I work 11 - 4 tomorrow. Excellent shift.

Monday: History tutorial, screenplay due, English poster
Tuesday: History test, Driver's Ed in-car lesson (WAAAH.), "discount" spree at work
Wednesday: Anti-abortion protest in Ottawa, get new till manual
Thursday: Duddy Kravitz done (?), English terms quiz, English test
Friday: Toronto trip?

To Do (Tonight): [Shut up, list-haters.]
>> screenplay, English poster, finish history book, rent "The Rejuvenator" if I get bored

To Do (Tomorrow): {Shut up, again.]
>> work, English poster, history study notes, English questions

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:39:44 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Thursday, May 8     * *

1) I did some "child labour" today. My brothers, my dad and I all went out and sledge-hammered the cement base of our patio. I got all into it, barely making a dent but it was so rage-reducing. I almost smashed my head open. My hands are incredibly cramped, dry and sore. Labour sucks, hee.

2) Rawk Show virginity will be lost tomorrow night. Better be a good one.

3) Pete Townsend is a grosso perv.

4) I have paint and cement-dust all over me. Ah vell.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:08:36 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Wednesday, May 7     * *

that last post sucked bum.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 7:26:03 PM    * *       *



One-Armed Model Strangled by Another One-Armed Model

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:52:20 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Tuesday, May 6     * *

COO COO>
goodbYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!
and yieu and yieu and yieu!~


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:33:28 PM    * *       *


i just drank coffee
i think it had the opposite effect
im sleepy.
hehe.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 9:48:33 PM    * *       *


i believe this is what you had a sample of, zachy.
i found the things like a year ago and laughed myself sick.
claire, too.

ps: my favourite one is kate. hee.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 9:42:59 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Monday, May 5     * *

such a fun night.
my family gets 10x louder on hockey night.
brad called my mom gay.
then just called someone donna.
i am so perplexed.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 9:04:26 PM    * *       *


karma police
arrest this girl
her hitler hairdo

-radiohead

I am now known as Hitler Hairdo. Stupid Jen.
Just emailed Carson.
My dad gave me a noogie for playing the Full House theme song really loudly.
Hee.
Videotaping our Jeopardy skit tomorrow. Hopefully.
Rawk Show on Friday. I will no longer be a RS virgin.
I was freak-dancing right with Julia, scaring Ursula, to the music before the assembly started. In the hallway. I was doing my white-girl dance.
I'm listening to Funky Town. I am so white.
Haha, Brad and I just sang the Full House theme song together. We are so the best.
Perry Como makes me incredibly happy.
The penny arcade, the games that we played
The fun and the prizes
The Hallow'een Hop
When everyone came in funny disguises

Oh Perry.
Sarah Slean - Me, I'm a Thief = very good, slow, depressing song
My parents are all excited about the hockey game.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 8:03:02 PM    * *       *


i just finished my screenplay.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:52:48 PM    * *       *


technically speaking, all i have to do is: history chart, history book, screenplay and english review
handout indo = negatory


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:39:07 PM    * *       *


today was fun.
kirk petted my hair because i was sad that carson threw my water bottle away.
we had this huge discussion about a bunch of things on the bus.
apparently, my bun (after kirk pulled it half apart) looked like a "sac"
apparently, i'm a lesbian. just because.
apparently, i am needed to portray a man in every english skit.
hee.
to do: history chart, read history book, english review, english handout info, writer's craft screenplay
BLAH.
i accidentally wrote PLAH.
so plah.
riverfest is starting to set up a little bit!! i hope i get saturday or sunday off!!


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 3:35:20 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Sunday, May 4     * *

I tried watching The Big Lebowski last night, twice.
Fell asleep twice.
What I watched was good.
Work wasn't bad - I worked with Laura, bought apple turnovers as a peace offering for my mom, and di nothing.
Remy Shand, Chantal Kreviazuk and Colin James will be at Waterfront.
I practically burnt my voice out from the dance.
I need to pay for my graduation gown this week.
My mom is playing the most annoying radio on her computer. It's some stupid advertising.
The radio thing is so obnoxious, some guy giggling. Like a woman.
I had a dream last night, I was walking with Raymond downtown and I predicted that it would snow. Then, I remember waking up 'the next morning' and it was all snowy and I got mad and was like "WHY IS IT SNOWING? IT'S MAY!"
Anyway, I don't want to write anything about my family anymore because Brad can have lots of access to it.
And someone on this computer keeps searching on the website "sexyads.net" and I don't know who. That's friggin gross.
Pam said my dancey ripping-dress incident sounded slutty because I was all "Yeah, at the dance, my dress broke." Hee.
Ah well, I am incredibly bored right now. I have lots of things to do but you know...blogging seems to be the solution, as always.
Sorry Zach, I can't tape Alias for you. I emailed you why but you are at work. Your shopping cart dance rocks. My panties. Haha.
I am trying to find a band titled something like "Sun like the Star", Laura was talking about it today at work.
She likes oldies music like Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and all that. I love it. She's so fun to work with. We kept dropping mints and peanuts all over the floor.
Alli became a keyholder! Yay.
Also, I answered the phone for the first time today. Woo. I am so proud of myself. Except the lady on the phone was like "What time do you close?" And I couldn't remember. Durhh. But then, later on, some lady called and was all "Bake shop please." And I did it. With success. Hee, I am so proud. I was awesome with the phone. I kept hoping someone to call hoping to be put there to someone, or whatever. SOmeone was like "Do you take American Express?" AND I KNEW THE ANSWER.
I am only typing this because my dad got angry at me for typing so fast. Uh, yeah.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:37:37 PM    * *       *