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layout by Rae
baby got back




*   *    LAURIE! *     *
flick: dumb and dumber
click: seinfeld
sniff: hotel pools
poison: orange juice
chew: pasta
spin: bright eyes mix


*   *    CURRENTLY: *     *
read: danielle steel - JOHNNY ANGEL
played: cat power - "i don't blame you"
watched: charlie's angels 2: full throttle


   * *      * LINKS *     *
Shannon, Devon, Josie, Emma, Zach, Steph, Julia, Betsy, Gemma











          *    * *   * Sunday, July 6     * *

July 7, 2001

Feeling: Happy and sore
Comment: Bumpin' and grindin'.....
Song: "Vogue" - Madonna

I've been sending piccies back and forth to Rae for an hour or so now. ^_^; Rae joined our bloggita! Wheee! *throws streamers* More layouts! XD Aren't I selfish? >P No, no, I'm not. Lemme alone.


IndieEyes: Does this >D face look like a laughing carrot?
Kuro Samhain: o_o *L* Never thought about it. XD
IndieEyes: The > part is the stemmy green shtuff
Kuro Samhain: *turns head to the side* ....*L* sortta. XP But it's cute.


July 7, 2002


My hair's being nice and curly and pretty tonight. My cousins are down for a week. We rented a Playstation, and two games. Spyro and some Vigilante A game. I like Spyro WAY too much that I'm throwing down the controller when he can't reach the edge. We traded in "Mission Impossible" game for the Vigilante. There was this mission where you had to kill this murderer lady, drug the Ambassador's Aide and plant smoke detectors. I never played - my cousin did. But I liked that level. It was fun.

We rented The Dirtbike Kid, Three Ninjas, Parenthood, Wayne's World 2 and Camp Nowhere. Also, my mom's getting Heavyweights and Sandlot from the library. Those are the movies we loved as kids. I had the biggest, most unbelievable crush on Rocky. And I have a feeling I still like his character :D He was so "aww" and liked that Indian girl. I really want to watch it now.


I love "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer. He's cute. There's a article interview thing in some new rock magazine of Josslyn's and in some photo shoots, he has a monkey on him :D I know I like him NOW. Hah. Anyway. We're hooking up the VCR, so I can go watch my movie now. Hee. Oh yeah - I have to tell this online girl I had a dream about her last night ;D Sounds weird, but it was a nice dream.


Man, emoticon overload!
Oh, how embarrassing. The first one anyway.
The second one is still me.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 12:27:58 AM    * *       *




oh, stevie brock.
you are so aaron carter.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 12:11:12 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Saturday, July 5     * *

snl's on.
hm.
repeat.
scream 2.
hehe.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:55:20 PM    * *       *


NEXT TUESDAY, JULY 15TH:

movies.
terminator 3.
probably the late show.
anyone who wants to come.
email me (brightballoons@hotmail.com) or anthony (liquid_night@hotmail.com) with your schedule/agenda/plans.
tell us if you can make it.



*   You're so silly, Nanny! 11:53:33 PM    * *       *


i got this delicious thin black hoodie at zellers
yay 20 dollars
i got pictures developed from:
prom, grad, today, kelseys & movies

i wish our scanner was hooked up.

there was this african-american guy in walmart
about like 35
my mom teased me because he was "old" and i said he was good-looking
telling my dad later, she's like "she was scoping him out!"
hehe.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:00:50 PM    * *       *


the conversation got too deep
i shrug and tell you "i don't know"






*   You're so silly, Nanny! 9:58:15 PM    * *       *


well.
some lady stole my mom's credit card at zellers
and spent $8.04 on it, trying to pass it off as her own
that hoebag.
the visa is blocked and will come up STOLEN if the lady tries to reuse it
we hope that she will hahaha
hoe.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 9:45:29 PM    * *       *


Work Schedule for the Next Two Weeks of Whorie's Life:

Monday, July 7th: 1-6
Thursday, July 10th: 9-4
Friday, July 11th: 9-4
Saturday, July 12th: 11-4
Sunday, July 13th: 11-4
Tuesday, July 15th: 9-6
Wednesday, July 16th: 9-6
Thursday, July 17th: 1-9
Friday, July 18th: 1-9
Saturday, July 19th: 11-4

= 68 hours x $7
= $486

I know it's a lot of hours but it's also a lot of money too
So I won't complain for the time being.
My cousins are coming down tomorrow.
I am happy.
I smell - no, reek - of candles right now.
A good smell compared to onion rings and fries though.
Today was okay.
I worked in the Stonehouse again, but with Alison instead of Ellen.
Stocked votives, tarts, t-lites, simmer pots, oils and mason jars.
Whoop.
My brother Brad has possibly the nicest shade of brown for his hair.
I am envious.
Nobody is mad at each other in my family today so it's a good day.
I went to bed early last night - I woke up on time.
It was a good day.
jesus loved the outcasts; he loves the ones the world just loves to hate...
I like that line.
I like Relient K.
I like 92.3, they play fun music.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:45:15 PM    * *       *


shut up.



*   You're so silly, Nanny! 12:30:41 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Friday, July 4     * *

i just rented and watched "punch drunk love"
it was good
i dont know if its different from how i expected it
my dad and brother are playing age of empires against each other
i need to wash my hair.
my fingers smell like hair.
my teeth hurt
i havent been eating hard stuff today
i work 12 - 4:30 tomorrow
i dont know if im on till or in the stonehouse
we got an air conditioner today
the living room and kitchen are somewhat chilly
the back rooms are still humid
thats what fans are for.
we are too poor for central air.
i have 1, 139 dollars in my savings
yay me.
bahpda.
yes/


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 10:54:59 PM    * *       *


SEX IN THE SEX

steph is a stinky girl.
but i love her.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 8:28:47 PM    * *       *


I feel asleep at 4, reading.
I woke up at 4:30.
I had another crazy dream.
About this girl, Hannah.
Who I knew before.
She liked Tool.
She had bug-eyes.
I tried to impress her.
We were in the SP library.
It was a church.
My hair was really big.

My head is beginning to ache.
I organized all my CDs yesterday
alphabetically
I went through my mixed cds and labeled them
I found my first one, that Julia made me for my birthday
It had Blink 182 on it.
i laughed.
blu cantrell, too.
It's about time I made a good mix.


Beat Happening - Noise
Beat Happening - This Many Boyfriends Club
Cat Power - I Don't Blame You
Cat Power - Say
Cat Power - Come on in my Kitchen
Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight
Hootie and the Blowfish - Let Her Cry
Josie & the Pussycats - You don't see me
Pete Yorn - Just Another
Queen - Killer Queen
Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance
Relient K - Down in Flames
Relient K - Failure to Excommunicate
Relient K - Softer to Me
Relient K - Less is More
Relient K - Overthinking
Tara Maclean - At Seventeen
Tony Rich Project - Nobody Knows

Yes. That would be a good CD for the summer, I say.
I re-discovered my two Dashboard CDs (one is a mix, the other an official)
And my Bright Eyes mix
And my 80s mix
And my "sad emo" mix
Heh.
I like that one.
I don't know why I keep posting blogs
I just have stuff to say that is inconsequential to everyone
but i feel like saying things.
whats on my mind i gues.s
life, could you be more softer with me?
life, could you be more gentle to me?
SOFTER TO ME.

i love that song.
i feel like biking
a lot
not really anmore, the feeling passedi
just feel like renting a movie
to further make myself a slug
there's nothing to do here
nothing
i ache.

i like the tagline to rambo
"NO MAN, NO LAW, NO WAR CAN STOP HIM."
and he's all muscly and stallony on the cover.
i hate sylvester.
i like the video to "dressed to kill" by nfg
a cute video.
i tihnk my computer ate it
agh.





*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:13:07 PM    * *       *


the small town eyes will gape at you says:
You sound like you're about to strangle me or something
my heart's about to leak says:
I AM
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Haha
my heart's about to leak says:
with a cat
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
alsfjf;asj
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
That would be amazing.

I have been having really funny conversations lately.
my cousins are coming down on sunday, did i already mention that?
well they are.

the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Death by feline strangulation.
my heart's about to leak says:
hah
my heart's about to leak says:
facial lacerations
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Whiskery smotherings.
my heart's about to leak says:
cat scratch fever

Mike is awesome.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 4:56:59 PM    * *       *


talking to my cousin
listening to hootie and the blowfish
and relient k
i am so suave
i dont know why
shannon is a ham sandwich
i have to put out the laundry
i also have to read my harlequins
another one about a man who gets crippled
my posts aren't making any sense anymore
oh well
i have to reschedule a drivers lesson
but i have to get my work schedule first
i work tomorrow 12 - 4:30
i feel like doing something tonight
not something big
just a sleepover thing.
my mom slapped me last night (as a joke)
but she didn't mean to actually get me in the face
she hid from me, giggling
oh that mother.
she will get my fists of fury soon enough!
heh.
my lip is peeling
ick
my cousin just showed me a band and told me to listen
they're friends of us
it was all screamo and kinda bad.
hehe oops.
i think i shall go outside
sit on the loveseat swing
and read.
i do not like being indoors in the summer
i have no motivation to be outdoors though


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 1:43:12 PM    * *       *


Anthony says:
you're very cool but I shyould go to bed!!!
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Awww
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
(insert frowny faces, broken heart emoticons and wilted roses)
Anthony says:
aww no
Anthony says:
hey, you can come too
Anthony says:
hahaa
Anthony says:
ok that was bad
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
haha, was that a come-on line, anthony?
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
no, it was sweet
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
very harlequin-y

i taught him well.
yay for anthony.
back to the sex ocean, indeed.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 2:57:51 AM    * *       *


tommy hilfiger ads make me feel like i walked into a really snobby private school full of snotty girls and pretty boys.
on a sidenote, my neck hurts and it's hot in here. and yes, i really almost spelled "herre" because i am that trendy.
my mom brought me home about 15 harlequins.
the first one was good. corny, as always, but good.
"adam's fall" but really it should have been "cripples can get it on too!"
oh ew.
reminds me of "monkey shines"
so far, it's an okey dokey summer.
we're getting an air conditioner this week.
i wish i wasn't so lazy
i need to get my bike back from josslyn's
not that i'd use it or anything.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 1:47:52 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Thursday, July 3     * *

Steph says:
laurie...
Steph says:
i...
Steph says:
i have something to tell you..
Steph says:
but i don't know how to say it..
Steph says:
and i'm scared because..
Steph says:
because..i'm scared of what it might mean
Steph says:
and what it might not mean.,
Steph says:
because laurie..
Steph says:
i..
Steph says:
i..
Steph says:
i don't know how to say it.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
hehe
Steph says:
i'll just say it.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
haahah
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
i can only imagine
Steph says:
my ass is as blue as a baboon's.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
really?
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
mine too!
Steph says:
oh laurie
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
oh steph
Steph says:
tell me what you just said
Steph says:
again.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
oh steph
Steph says:
hahah not that
Steph says:
the..you know...
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
mine too
Steph says:
OH LAURIE!
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
OH STEPH!
Steph says:
OH LAURIE!
Steph says:
are you STILL going to post this part?
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
i COULD.
Steph says:
it's better than nipples!!
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
I think I shall!
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
NO.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Nothing is. EVER> Always.
Steph says:
yes!
Steph says:
if i coudl have this conversation
Steph says:
instead of nipples
Steph says:
in place of nipples
Steph says:
i'd be the coolest girl ever.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
You'd have a conversation on your boobs?
Steph says:
yeah
Steph says:
why not?
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Sounds good to me.
Steph says:
sounds good. ON me
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
What doesn't!
Steph says:
HAHAHAH
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Well, whipped cheese.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
But that doesn't sound good on anyone.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Especially American cheese, and Willy Loman.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
when I think of Biff, I think of meat.
Steph says:
why would you get american cheese when we always get swiss?
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
heh
Steph says:
when i think of happy i think of bald men.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
OH WILLY!
Steph says:
wearing sport clothes.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
I think of Joaquin Phoenix...
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
He probably would be insulted if he knew that.
Steph says:
he's not.
Steph says:
i mean
Steph says:
hot.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Hehe.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
And happy. Inconsequentially, of course.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
That didn't really make sense.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
But we'll keep going..
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
OH STEPH!
Steph says:
hehe
Steph says:
OH JOAQUIN!
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
HEY.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
OH WILLY!
Steph says:
heheh
Steph says:
willly.
Steph says:
oo three l's
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
If I met him, I'd call him Joaquin. "Joe Quinn."
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
You were excited by Willy.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
THat expplains the extra l.
Steph says:
i'd call him "Walkin'"
Steph says:
walkie.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Talkie.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
'Wocky Tocky"
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Janet would be proud to hear us now.
Steph says:
JAAANEET
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
MRS DEMAIIIIIITERRRRRR!
Steph says:
thump.
Steph says:
ew.
Steph says:
that ..
Steph says:
nevermind.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
shattered wine glasses forever
Steph says:
i have that tattooed on my blue ass.
Steph says:
it's a twin tatoo
Steph says:
the other one is on a shattered wine glass.
Steph says:
we're best friends.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
you and the tattoo? or you and your ass?
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
OR BOTH!
Steph says:
ob roth!
Steph says:
ro othb
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
broth!
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
WHAT ABOUT BROTH.
Steph says:
what about broth?

i hate you, stephanie.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:56:27 PM    * *       *


Steph says:
i'm picturing an adult sized nipple
Steph says:
like...the size of a person
Steph says:
wearing clothes
Steph says:
with a wife and kids
Steph says:
walking around
Steph says:
going to the hockey game.
Steph says:
being seen on tv
Steph says:
the nipple is waving
Steph says:
but it has no arms
Steph says:
, being a nipple and all.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
nahaha
Steph says:
one day there is an intervention
Steph says:
and together, he becomes a person.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
with his non-nipple friends
Steph says:
yep
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
is his name Areola?
Steph says:
haha
Steph says:
no. it's penis
Steph says:
just because.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
what if being touched him
Steph says:
that's right.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
wouldn't he get turned on
Steph says:
it's a nipple named penis.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
he wouldn't have a penis
Steph says:
hm..i think he'd be in a constant state of being turned on
Steph says:
no, he doesn't have a penis
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
unless its a penis nipple, but that would be his name
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Penis Nipple.
Steph says:
but tha'ts what his name is
Steph says:
isn't a penis nipple herpes?
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
oh man, what if it was cold out
Steph says:
hahaa
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
everyone would know.
Steph says:
i was just going to go onto that
Steph says:
that's why he wears a scarf
Steph says:
ear muffs
Steph says:
all around his head
Steph says:
dozens of them.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
and bundles hismelf up
Steph says:
yep
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
so nobody can see
Steph says:
he's like mr.invisible
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
His face would just pinch his face and he'd cry
Steph says:
or was it the invisible man
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
I believe it was the latter.
Steph says:
ah.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
*his wife
Steph says:
everyone would suspect that his wife cheated on him
Steph says:
thus: kids
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Hhaa, the "his face would just pinch his face" comment was awesome
Steph says:
but he would remain oblivious
Steph says:
hehe
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
His kids would be all nipply./
Steph says:
they woudl have huge nipples. who were their own beings
Steph says:
sometimes they'd fight
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
And have nipple fights?
Steph says:
maybe
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
And the pregnant women would pull out the big guns ie: milk!
Steph says:
if the season was right
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Milk would be a swear word
Steph says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Steph says:
oh milk.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
oh penis nipple.
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Do you, or I, want to blog this ?
the small town eyes will gape at you says:
Because it was simply the most STIMULATING conversation ever.
Steph says:
hhe

i've never had that long of a conversation about nipples before.
thanks, steph.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:34:36 PM    * *       *




I'm really, really scared.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:26:54 PM    * *       *




is the ontario science centre teaching more than just science?


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:25:22 PM    * *       *


queen - killer queen

i slept in today
for the first time all summer
i didn't feel refreshed
my mom is bringing me a bunch of harlequins home
because im bored to tears in this house
went swimming today
but our solar blanket is so old, that its deteriotating and the bubbles are rotting off.
so i swam in plastic bubble things.
gross.
describing "leatherface" (lady who works at le chateau) to jeff
he does not know who she is
that is just preposterous
leatherface is so ugly, she's famously ugly!


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:24:49 PM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Wednesday, July 2     * *

i like the feeling of pictures in my hands
thats why i hate digital cameras sometimes
you cant really keep the pictures
the picture of me as mother teresa and john as hitler is priceless
and the one of janet and me, oh memories

i dont know what all to say.
i just read a book that i've had for over a year but considered unworthy to read
it was actually ok
romantic, but not cheesy harlequin. just a nice teenage love story.
my mom brought home a danielle steele book. whether i read it tonight is based on how bored i get.
my dad's going to toronto tomororw.
but im in a fight with him.
like a week-long fight
i really cannot stop playing cat power "i don't blame you"
i start training in the stonehouse next week
woo
i stocked candles (votives, pucks, tarts, jars, floaters *shut up steph heh* and tealights)
CANDLES.
i like talking to emma face to face
i have no concept of time anymore
i almost fell asleep in the car waiting for my dad while he was browsing in home hardware
i dont know what time it is
what day is it
this is sad.
i have to use the toilet but im too tired to move from the chair


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 8:25:55 PM    * *       *


Tonight was fun, for the most part.
I liked that Christian minister/waitress, Tiffany.
I really liked the movie ("Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle")
Oh, Crispin Glover (creepy thin man) - how you are amazing.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 1:56:12 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Tuesday, July 1     * *

CHARLIE'S ANGELS:

2:10pm 5:20pm 7:00pm 7:50pm 9:40pm 10:40pm

i was wrong.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 1:58:25 PM    * *       *


seriously, hand me a gun.
RIGHT NOW.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 1:50:53 PM    * *       *


it wasnt a date

DROP IT.

got off work 4 hours early today.
charlie's angels II doesn't play at night tonight.
nobody seems to realize that.
i hate this family.
my dad is so selfish.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 1:45:06 PM    * *       *


the small town eyes will gape at you says:
i heard you and claire are married
Manta Ray says:
totally, im a ma no, you bettre repsect it , she;s a wonderffu wimen.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 2:28:27 AM    * *       *


happy canada day, losers.
"last night" (it IS past midnight..) was fun
hanging out with jeff at timmy's
under the bridge
"the hulk" was SO BORING.
we made it fun by trashtalking it.
nick nolte = creepy
the movie was terrible - bad actors, bad dialogue
the only semi-okay thing was nick nolte's creepiness and some of the special effects

disapproval all around.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 12:52:23 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Monday, June 30     * *

mm breakfast.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 7:35:30 AM    * *       *


yeah.

*   You're so silly, Nanny! 7:28:43 AM    * *       *


cat power - i dont blame you

stil talking to jeff
hes awesome


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:03:24 AM    * *       *


been talking to jeff and anthony all night


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 5:19:53 AM    * *       *


"Drive, She Said" = weird
"Best in Show" = hilarious
Seinfeld "The Keys" episode = hysterically funny

'Listen, tiny!'
Haha. Jerry is such a bad actor but I love him for it.
'Hello, Jerry.' 'Hello, Newman.'
Such emphasis.
Hee.

This Truth or Dare game has been continuing for days now.
Biggest thread ever, so I hear.
And I was a part of it.
Yay me.

I think I smell.?


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 12:23:04 AM    * *       *


          *    * *   * Sunday, June 29     * *

I finished my Harlequin book: "For the Love of Nick"
Indeed.
The much-awaited "Best in Show" is on in like 10 minutes.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 8:08:00 PM    * *       *


I had a nice nap.
I was trying to read my Harlequin and I fell asleep in bed.
"Best in Show" is on tonight! 8! I can't forget!


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:17:49 PM    * *       *


I feel bad for Claire.
She called around midnight?
Claire, we all thought you were going to the cabins with Jen and Candice and Sara!
So we figured you didn't want to come to Nicole's party.
I feel terrible - I wish you could've come...what happened so you couldn't go camping?


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:13:25 PM    * *       *


I just want to cry.
And comfort my mom.
But I know nothing will help.


*   You're so silly, Nanny! 6:06:03 PM    * *       *